Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

Let's go Chargers clap, clap, clapclapclap.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Lemme get this straight... BB is no longer the best coach because his offensive coordinator calls one bad series at the end of the half in a 41-13 blowout.
Seems totally reasonable. Pats should dump him, huh?

Whoa. Calm down. He sucks and so does your face

 

[bluemoose]

Sucks like a fox!

 

[day_trippr]

Weellllll, now. What have we here on a glorious Sunday?

The New England Patriots have a Hats, Stats and Tee-Shirts blowout of the hapless (and soon, coachless) Dolphins.

Aaaand every other NFL team blows chunks.

I think that pretty much covers Week 15...

Cheers!

 

[user 574]

What in god's name just happened in Buffalo? I'm not sure if I should be grinning ear to ear, or a little nervous about week 17.

Their DB's were lights out and the Packer receivers with their dropsies and Aaron sucked today. Aaron must have had taboo game day sex with Olivia.

That was interesting.

Get that loss out of the way; come in angry into the playoffs. At least that's my spin . Not counting on the Vikings to do their thing either.

 

[day_trippr]

"R - E - L - A - X"

ahahahahahahaaha!

Cheers!

 

[GenIke]

Since my eye, ears and other orifices have been so offended by watching the Packers take a crap and sit in it... I'll be drinking. From the tap.

 

[day_trippr]

Hope that works out for you...

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

It's a start...

Cheers!

 

[day_trippr]

25000!

Just because...

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

Is it a penalty to touch Russell Wilson? I thought Brady got some calls. Yikes!

 

[HoppyDaze]

He lead with his crown. You can't do that.

 

[ChshreCat]

Sucks like a fox!

 

[bluemoose]

Really? that call was crap.

By the way, go Jets. The higher the draft choice the better. Chumps.

 

[HoppyDaze]

So his head was up? Hmmm...

 

[paulthenurse]

Another Sunday in December.

Another family get together.

Another Sunday putting up the tree

Another AFC East championship

I love Sundays in December.

 

[bluemoose]

Facemask to chest. Textbook.

 

[ChshreCat]

Another Sunday in December.

Another family get together.

Another Sunday putting up the tree

Another AFC East championship

I love Sundays in December.

You suck at poetry. Crap doesn't even rhyme. Sheesh.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Facemask to chest. Textbook.

Nope

 

[bluemoose]

But I watched it twice. I have The Redzone ya know.

 

[paulthenurse]

You suck at poetry. Crap doesn't even rhyme. Sheesh.

Poetry only has to rhyme if you're from the middle of the country.

 

[paulthenurse]

A haiku...

Another Pats win.

Another AFC East

Super Bowl win soon.

 

[bluemoose]

(snaps like a beatnik)

 

[HoppyDaze]

-Russell Wilson & Andrew Luck are the first QBs to win 10 games as a starter in each of their first 3 seasons

-34 regular season wins by Russell Wilson surpasses Dan Marino & Matt Ryan for most in first 3 season. Still two games to play

Suck it

 

[jammin]

-Russell Wilson & Andrew Luck are the first QBs to win 10 games as a starter in each of their first 3 seasons

-34 regular season wins by Russell Wilson surpasses Dan Marino & Matt Ryan for most in first 3 season. Still two games to play

thanks hoppy, i havent wached sportscenter for at least 5 minutes. that was refreshing and informative.

 

[bluemoose]

I'll start working on the bust for Canton.

 

[HoppyDaze]

thanks hoppy, i havent wached sportscenter for at least 5 minutes. that was refreshing and informative.

Why would you watch Sportscenter? That **** is garbage

 

[GenIke]

It's a start...

Cheers!

Who buys division champ gear? That's embarrassing.

 

[bluemoose]

Just guessing that tripper didn't buy it before it was in stores And take professional pictures of it just to post it here to remind you that the Patriots are TMDTOTM. Then again...

 

[GenIke]

...Maybe he did.