Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[ChshreCat]

Patriots are the new buffalo.

Relevant.

 

[h22lude]

So the measure of success is merely playing in the Superbowl now? Who are you? Buffalo?

When people try to be funny, I think they lose all reading comprehension. Do you see anyone talking about success? DesertBrew said "Stop yapping and act like you've been there before. Oh wait I forgot, it's been a decade." meaning the Pats haven't been in a decade. I corrected him and said they were there 2 years ago. At any point did DesertBrew or myself say success. Nope!

Ok moving on to something relevant. This....

Gotta say, it's fun watching all the non-Patriots fans squirming these days over their recognition of the awesome power that is The New England Football Patriots. :rockin:

Especially of teams that will be sitting at home on Superbowl Sunday.

Yup. Fun times.

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

Did I miss the Pats in the Super Bowl two years ago?


Sent from the kingdom of beer.

 

[user 574]

When people try to be funny, I think they lose all reading comprehension. Do you see anyone talking about success? DesertBrew said "Stop yapping and act like you've been there before. Oh wait I forgot, it's been a decade." meaning the Pats haven't been in a decade. I corrected him and said they were there 2 years ago. At any point did DesertBrew or myself say success. Nope!

Ok moving on to something relevant. This....

Heynow, don't be bringing me into this! I'm merely the instegator to kick this up a notch

 

[user 574]

And kick some Lion arse this weekend.

 

[h22lude]

Did I miss the Pats in the Super Bowl two years ago?


Sent from the kingdom of beer.

Yeah seems like it.

 

[motobrewer]

Did I miss the Pats in the Super Bowl two years ago?


Sent from the kingdom of beer.

Did you miss them lose?

 

[user 574]

I've erased the loss to Denver & the toothie one at the SB from my brain cells in 1997. Never happened, like being last in the division. It's a scar, not a win

 

[bob1852]

I need redzone. Cincy/Houston is the only game on here right now.

Guess I'll go do something else for the next three hours.

 

[bob1852]

Oops. Forgot I had Sunday Ticket.

 

[stratslinger]

Hmmm. Another Sunday, another dominating Pats win over another division leader. Granted, that #1 defense did slow them down a bit - prolly took 8 or 9 points off their recent average score. Not enough to stop them, that's for sure.

 

[NewWestBrewer]

As much as I hate the Pats and their fans...I gotta give em props. They have destroying everyone lately

 

[stratslinger]

Oh, and I know its a day late and all that, but: Happy Buttfumbleversary everybody!

 

[day_trippr]

That....was....awesome.
Total PATRIOTS domiNATION.

And I loves me some more BLOUNT!
Even tastier the second time 'round!

Stupid Pittsburg, if they even make it into the playoffs and have to come to the Razor, guess who's gonna be waiting with a big long knife and one hella pissed off attitude?

btw, "Suh who?" "What's a MegaTron, anyway?" "Should be Golden Taint, right?"

Total non-factors, their press outweighs the reality by a mile.

Meanwhile, KC gets taken down by the resurgent Raiders, Green Bay barely squeaks by powerhouse Minnihopeless, and Fivehead is struggling against Miami...

I'm actually hoping Vegas totally disrespects the Patriots and opens with them being the road dogs.

Please please please!!! Let that happen!!!

Oh yeah - loves me some Patriot Elvis right about now!

Cheers!

 

[stratslinger]

Wait a sec. Talib on the sideline with an injury while his team is in a rough spot and in need of his services. Surprising nobody in New England.

 

[bob1852]

That....was....awesome.
Total PATRIOTS domiNATION.

And I loves me some more BLOUNT!
Even tastier the second time 'round!

Stupid Pittsburg, if they even make it into the playoffs and have to come to the Razor, guess who's gonna be waiting with a big long knife and one hella pissed off attitude?

btw, "Suh who?" "What's a MegaTron, anyway?" "Should be Golden Taint, right?"

Total non-factors, their press outweighs the reality by a mile.

Meanwhile, KC gets taken down by the resurgent Raiders, Green Bay barely squeaks by powerhouse Minnihopeless, and Fivehead is struggling against Miami...

I'm actually hoping Vegas totally disrespects the Patriots and opens with them being the road dogs.

Please please please!!! Let that happen!!!

Oh yeah - loves me some Patriot Elvis right about now!

Cheers!

Ooooh, look at ALL those cute little plays-on-words you did. So cute and humorous. Some of those I've only heard like three of four hundred times. Fivehead??? So unique and cutting edge! "Suh-who" is just comedy gold. Where did you ever get some cutting edge material???

 

[stratslinger]

And, not for nothing, but we actually _want_ Denver to win, as Pats fans, if we think about it. It'd help our lead in our Division - though we don't really need it. But, more importantly, it keeps Denver in front of KC. We have a tie-breaker for first seed over one of those two teams, and it's not KC. We want Denver to beat out KC, but obviously not us. A Denver win tonight helps make the New England path to home field through the playoffs a little more clear.

You know, as much as it pains us to root for a Manning...

 

[bob1852]

And, not for nothing, but we actually _want_ Denver to win, as Pats fans, if we think about it. It'd help our lead in our Division - though we don't really need it. But, more importantly, it keeps Denver in front of KC. We have a tie-breaker for first seed over one of those two teams, and it's not KC. We want Denver to beat out KC, but obviously not us. A Denver win tonight helps make the New England path to home field through the playoffs a little more clear.

You know, as much as it pains us to root for a Manning...

You obviously have no confidence in your team if you need to waste that much effort thinking, and writing, about such things...

 

[stratslinger]

Clearly, because if anything, these past seven games have engendered an extreme lack of confidence.

Have another homebrew man.

 

[HoppyDaze]

As much as I hate the Pats and their fans...I gotta give em props. They have destroying everyone lately

Last last thing in the world you have to do is give them props. They suck and so does your face

 

[bob1852]

Clearly, because if anything, these past seven games have engendered an extreme lack of confidence.

Have another homebrew man.

You're the one trying to justify Denver's win, not me.

 

[stratslinger]

Hasn't happened yet - Miami's still alive, if only barely.

I'm just puzzled why so many NE fans have been rooting for Miami all week. If anything, Thursday's game should a changed that.

 

[HoppyDaze]

That was the gayest onside kick I have ever seen

 

[stratslinger]

That might not be the word I'd use... But I think I agree with Hoppy...

 

[stratslinger]

Seriously - how did he not fall down doing that?

 

[day_trippr]

Lol @AZ. Your team gets no respect and it's getting to you.

Poor baby...

Cheers

 

[bob1852]

Lol @AZ. Your team gets no respect and it's getting to you.

Poor baby...

Cheers

My team???? I don't own a team.

You losers with your "great game by us today" and "really hoping we play well next week."....

It only works for Moto since I'm sure he scrounged quarters from under his mom's couch to buy a share of the Packers.

 

[day_trippr]

My team???? I don't own a team.[...]

lame. so lame it's a lower-case lame.

But if that's how you want to roll, go for it.

Meanwhile, Pats are kicking ass and taking names for the weekly obituaries.

Cheers!

[edit] Oh, jeeze...we were wicked busy working on the property today so the entire football teevee schedule has been on DVR-delay here.
I just this minute found out the Cardinals were totally exposed today as the fraud everyone thought they were.

My bad

 

[Cape Brewing]

S'up btiches


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

 

[day_trippr]

Classic.

btw, has anyone ever seen a QB do the kneel-down when he was losing??
That was a first for me, and I'm wicked old...

Cheers!