Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Hats off to all the spectators in Cincinnati. It's 10:23 there, I'm sure it's cold, and they'll be there for at least another hour. I'm in the mountain time zone drinking my third homebrew and I'm already getting tired.

Maybe you should go night-night


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[Cape Brewing]

Patriots quarterback lead team jumps out to a huge lead. Big fukcing surprise.


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It's kind of amazing to think of the "haha, not a fcukin chance" guys that get tossed aside by the Pats end up being "the savior may have arrived!!" types of players for other teams.



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[the_bird]

I've never quite understood how the "quarterback rating" is calculated, but I'm pretty sure a 2.0 isn't very good.

 

[stratslinger]

Guess it's time to find a new backup fantasy QB... Freakin' -3 points? Dalton was actually half decent last year, thought he was OK in a backup role. Please tell me he got benched early - I just couldn't watch anymore after sometime in the 2nd quarter when it was clear that only one team actually bothered to show up to the game. Weird it was the visiting team...

 

[firerat]

Holy **** Dalton is terrible. How did he win a rose bowl against Wilson and the Badgers?!?

Because Wilson sucks too.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Thinking about getting into coaching

http://youtu.be/i5meLgJw6Po

 

[the_bird]

^^ Start by getting a job as a tackling dummy. Seems like a good job for someone of your intellect.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Good one dude

 

[ChshreCat]

Andy Dalton just signed a $115 million contract extension. He must be good!!!

 

[glock26USMC]

Cleveland Browns first place, 6-3 !!!

 

[bowman5150]

Cleveland Browns first place, 6-3 !!!

Here we go Browns


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[bowman5150]

Cleveland Browns first place, 6-3 !!!

Here we go Browns !!


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[bowman5150]

Here we go BROWNS!!!


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[Cape Brewing]

Where da fuq ya been the last five years of this thread??

Browns actually win a couple with our old back-up qb and now its time to join the party?

You're the worst kind of person.

May the Browns not win another game and crush your black dead soul.


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[Cape Brewing]

Ps. The Browns suck


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[Cape Brewing]

Yeah. That's right.... I said "our". I am apparently part of the Patriots organization now.

Fcuk it. I have season tickets. I can say "our".


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[HoppyDaze]

the royal We

 

[jbaysurfer]

I fully agree with the "we" and "our" references. People who don't like them are generally not sports fans and can't relate.

 

[bluemoose]

That was a great game last night. So glad we won.


Can you believe they lost last night. What the hell were they doing out there?

All perspective isn't it?


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[stratslinger]

Wait.

Are the Jets winning, or are the Steelers doing their damnedest to lose?

I keep going back and forth as to which one is actually happening.

 

[user 574]

Lets go Miami! :cross:.

 

[motobrewer]

God damn Miami.

 

[bluemoose]

How about that. We don't even need to play to gain in the division.

Let's go Raiders, clap clap, clapclapclap.


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[HoppyDaze]

No one runs harder than Marshawn Lynch. No one...

 

[HoppyDaze]

Is 338 rushing yards good?

 

[bluemoose]

No.


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[bob1852]

Glad to see the Cards gave up 20 mill in guaranteed money only to have Palmer bust up his leg two days later.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Maybe he'll be win the "runs so hard" trophy this year.


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[HoppyDaze]

Maybe he'll be win the "runs so hard" trophy this year.


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You mean the Super Bowl again? Probably

 

[day_trippr]

You mean the Super Bowl again? Probably

Ahahahaha! That's just so Hoppy!

On things that actually matter, the New England Football Patriots won without even having to replace the damp coasters under their favorite libations.

Yup, it was a good day! :rockin:

Cheers!