Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[motobrewer]

Whatever... Ducatis and curling are both super ghey


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I thought that was just nanobreweries.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No, no.... Nanos are a sign of unusually high levels of hetero sexiness, vitality, and pure awesomeness. Ducatis and curling are the super ghey ones... you're just confused a little.


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[Cape Brewing]

If you go to San Fran.... Or even Green Bay for that matter.... it is just a ton of dudes in azzless chaps riding on Ducatis on their way to curling practice.

That's what I've been told by about 100 people who would know.


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[HoppyDaze]

and they listen to Rush

 

[jbaysurfer]

Hehe..I see I've actually influenced the entire culture of this thread. Cheers ******s! PS, I didn't win a medal at GABF, so you were all right. My beer sucks.
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Dolphins kinda suck too...maybe...depending on which team shows up

 

[Cape Brewing]

no... not really

 

[jbaysurfer]

^ You're right. They don't suck.

PS, gonna play nicely and maybe next season you guys will move me up to the practice squad...or some other loudmouth will come in and start stomping on dicks.

 

[Cape Brewing]

so... back to how awesome the Pats are....

Tom Brady... 6th all time in yards now and 5th in TDs... not bad. Oh... and more SB wins than all of the guys in front him on those lists.

PLUS... handsome as the devil. You can all admit it. It doesn't make you Hoppy. Hey... he's a good looking man. We can all say it and be perfectly confident in our sexuality. Call it as it is... that's all I'm sayin'.

 

[Cape Brewing]

i didn't win a medal at gabf,

132

 

[jbaysurfer]

132132

Counting is hard!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hoppy. Hey... he's a good looking man.

Thank you

 

[Cape Brewing]

Counting is hard!

No, no... see... When you attach a picture to a post, it requires you to actually write something or it won't accept the post... so folks just click a few random keys in order for the post to go through... So I wasn't trying to randomly count to 3 and got confused half way there.

It's ok. Once you go over 100 batches you'll have enough experience and you'll know this sorta stuff.


And yeah... You were dead on. The Phins suck. Hey, we all tried to tell you.


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[Punity]

But but but tannehilll

 

[motobrewer]

No, no.... Nanos are a sign of unusually high levels of hetero sexiness, vitality, and pure awesomeness. Ducatis and curling are the super ghey ones... you're just confused a little.


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Yeah, everything about the word "nano" screams "virility".

 

[bob1852]

I thought GABF was like pee wee soccer where everyone got a medal?

 

[stratslinger]

Hell, didn't _Coors_ medal at GABF? Come on, man!

 

[bob1852]

Coors AND Coors Light took bronze and silver in Light American-style Lagers. Couldn't compete with Miller Lite that took gold though. Lol.

 

[Homercidal]

Coors AND Coors Light took bronze and silver in Light American-style Lagers. Couldn't compete with Miller Lite that took gold though. Lol.

That's because Miller Lite is a double threat. It tastes great AND it's less filling!

Suck it, Coors!

 

[stratslinger]

But, but - Coors is the Banquet Beer - that should be worth all the medals right there!

 

[jbaysurfer]

Wow, what did you guys do without me all this time? Flattered!

 

[motobrewer]

Hehe..I see I've actually influenced the entire culture of this thread. Cheers ******s! PS, I didn't win a medal at GABF, so you were all right. My beer sucks.
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Dolphins kinda suck too...maybe...depending on which team shows up

sh*t! I must have said "******s" too many times.

instead of beetlejuice, he's "******juice"

 

[HoppyDaze]

crickets...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Everyone has seen the writing on the wall, is assuming the Pats are gonna win the SB, and have given up on the trash talk.


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[Darwin18]

How does one trash talk when one's team is 1 - 4 and needs to fire their coach, GM, and owner? How? I thought I could trash talk Giants fans given how terrible Eli looked this preseason but that's off the table too.

 

[bluemoose]

Prolly be 4-1 if you kept Tebow.


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[Darwin18]

Honestly, couldn't be worse.

 

[stratslinger]

Look east, Darwin. I know it's hard to recognize, after so long rooting for one of the Jersey teams, but we have what's called a "great team" over here. Root for them, trash talk others, win win.

And the beer's good too.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Honestly, couldn't be worse.

I know it's bad in Jersey when even I start feeling sorry for the fans.

No worries Darwin, you haven't played the Fins yet. We're good at redeeming other teams.

 

[the_bird]

Hey look, Darwin's Internet-famous!

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37MMa4LtcFQ[/ame]

 

[day_trippr]

"That's entertainment".

Cheers!