Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Mongrel]

Pat Bowlen stepped down to deal with Alzheimer's disease. On the plus side, he won't remember what happened during Super Bowl XLVIII.

 

[stratslinger]

On the other hand, he won't have any less memory than any of the rest of us of any Seahawk Dynasty...

Sadly, he'll likely have no memory of what's about to come out of New England over the next year or two.

 

[Punity]

On the other hand, he won't have any less memory than any of the rest of us of any Seahawk Dynasty...

Sadly, he'll likely have no memory of what's about to come out of New England over the next year or two.

It's hard to remember what happens in your dreams.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Room in Arizona officially booked.


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[bob1852]

Room in Arizona officially booked.


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I've a rental townhouse a few miles from the stadium. It may be vacant by that time. I'll give you a good rate.

 

[jbaysurfer]

The 2015 Superbowl champion New England Patriots start camp today. God bless America!

That always works so well when Rex Ryan says it too.

Go Fins!!!

 

[finsfan]

That always works so well when Rex Ryan says it too.



Go Fins!!!

100% relevant.

 

[HoppyDaze]

This photo, from CBS Minnesota, shows the entirety of the line to buy single-game Vikings tickets for much of Tuesday morning, when they went on sale.

Toughing it out was Anthony Williams, who had the day off work and showed up at 5:40 a.m., more than early enough to be first in line. Williams said it wasn't until 7:00 or so that anyone else joined him.

"I probably could have slept in a little while, later and still been first in line," Williams said with a laugh.
By the time tickets actually went on sale at 9 a.m., there were 14 people in line. And that included reporters doing stories on the lack of people in line.

I don't blame people for staying home! The Vikings will be playing the next two seasons at University of Minnesota TCF Bank Stadium, while their own new bird deathtrap stadium is constructed. TCF Bank Stadium is outdoors. It gets cold up there. And still, ticket prices are up an average of 27 percent over last year. And waiting on line at Vikings offices merely gave fans an hourlong head-start on internet purchases.


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Still, that left the pick of the best seats to those willing to work for them, like Williams.

Williams bought for himself and four friends. They'll be attending the Week 4 game against the Atlanta Falcons.

Williams wanted the season opener, but that would have required him to buy tickets to another game as well.
The only man in the Twin Cities who woke up early to buy Vikings tickets absolutely didn't want to go to more than one game.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha!!

Yeah... The Vikings suck.




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[Cape Brewing]

Nooooo!! WAY!!!

So, so unexpected.

http://m.espn.go.com/nfl/story?storyId=11261445



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[day_trippr]

Interesting response on the boards from the SeaChix bandwagoners.
It seems they wouldn't really miss Lynch all that much...

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

You guys are obsessed with the Seahawks.

 

[ChshreCat]

Lynch is good, but not irreplaceable. He'll be on the field come September and if somehow he's not, Turbin and Michael will roll. This was the last year of Beastmode anyway.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Even though he's obviously the hardest runner in the NFL, the all pro OL will make any RB work. Hell, do we need a RB with the Muscle at QB. Maybe?

 

[Punity]

It sucks but it'll be taken care of by seasons start. If it's not oh well run with what you brung. Still got a QB something the Jets or Dolphins have none of.

 

[finsfan]

It sucks but it'll be taken care of by seasons start. If it's not oh well run with what you brung. Still got a QB something the Jets or Dolphins have none of.

You are correct about the Jets. We have a good QB but a terrible OL. We get that fixed, you will see how good Tannehill is.

 

[Punity]

You are correct about the Jets. We have a good QB but a terrible OL. We get that fixed, you will see how good Tannehill is.

I think your definition of good QB is suspect.

 

[finsfan]

I think your definition of good QB is suspect.

As is yours.

 

[jbaysurfer]

I think your definition of good QB is suspect.

Yeah, our 2nd year QB who had only 19 games of college experience only doubled his TD total and passed for nearly 4k yards while gettting sacked 58 times.

Any chance I was ever going to consider you one of those rival fans who at least "knows his football" is pretty much out the window at this point. I suggest you read something NOT put out by the Bandwagoning national media on the Dolphins. I can see it a mile away when people just regurgitate something they read from some national guy who can get his head out of Belicheat's rectum.

https://www.profootballfocus.com/blog/2014/07/24/qbs-in-focus-ryan-tannehill/

I find your commentary ironic given the fact that in the past two years, Tannehill has beaten teams QB'd by Brady, Andrew Luck, and...your own Shorty Wilson.

 

[HoppyDaze]

As is yours.

Dumbest comment of the week. Congrats! You win another season of disappointment and irrelevance.

 

[finsfan]

Dumbest comment of the week. Congrats! You win another season of disappointment and irrelevance.

Dont be so humble. Yours below was way better than mine.

your favorite player Michael Sam is ...

 

[firerat]

Dumbest comment of the week.

Actually, his was the most accurate comment of the week.

 

[HoppyDaze]

You guys really think Tannehill is better than Wilson?

 

[bluemoose]

Yeah, our 2nd year QB who had only 19 games of college experience only doubled his TD total and passed for nearly 4k yards while gettting sacked 58 times.

Any chance I was ever going to consider you one of those rival fans who at least "knows his football" is pretty much out the window at this point. I suggest you read something NOT put out by the Bandwagoning national media on the Dolphins. I can see it a mile away when people just regurgitate something they read from some national guy who can get his head out of Belicheat's rectum.

https://www.profootballfocus.com/blog/2014/07/24/qbs-in-focus-ryan-tannehill/

I find your commentary ironic given the fact that in the past two years, Tannehill has beaten teams QB'd by Brady, Andrew Luck, and...your own Shorty Wilson.

Please go back, read the entire thread, and amend this post. Once you do, you will find that the dolphin Used to, do and always will SUCK.

 

[bluemoose]

You guys really think Tannehill is better than Wilson?

...at reaching the cereal on the top shelf

 

[firerat]

You guys really think Tannehill is better than Wilson?

He's at least as good if not better than Wilson.

At least in statistics.

Passing completions, passing yards, and touchdown passes are all as close as they can get.

Tannehill did it without an O-line or a running game.

But those are facts and we know how well those are received around here.

 

[HoppyDaze]

statistics are for pvssy Patriot fans

try and remember Wilson put up those numbers with 2nd and 3rd tier receivers, and pass protection isn't the strong suite of the Seattle's OL.

Conclusion: your team blows harder than your mom

 

[firerat]

try and remember Wilson put up those numbers with 2nd and 3rd tier receivers.....

And Tannehill didn't?

I think you just qualified for dumbest comment of the week.

Good job!!

 

[ChshreCat]

He's at least as good if not better than Wilson.

At least in statistics.

Passing completions, passing yards, and touchdown passes are all as close as they can get.

Tannehill did it without an O-line or a running game.

But those are facts and we know how well those are received around here.

no no no... let's accept your facts. So you're saying that his passing stats are about the same, yet he did it with no running game... so he was in a very pass heavy offense and did about the same as Wilson did in a very run heavy offense? He must be GOOD! *facepalm*

 

[HoppyDaze]

And Tannehill didn't?

I think you just qualified for dumbest comment of the week.

Good job!!

Didn't he have Mike Wallace...most dangerous deep threat in the league and could manage to get him the ball. Man, your QB blows.