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Pats win the Super Bowl. Book it.


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Maybe here:

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From everything I have read, the Patriots had the best practices in the NFL. So suck it! Great practice= Super Bowl.


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From everything I have read, the Patriots had the best practices in the NFL. So suck it! Great practice= Super Bowl.


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Pfft, everyone knows practice is meaningless and it's the preseason games that are the real indicator who wins the Super Bowl. Quit jumpin' the gun, man.
 
Hold on... Hold on...

You're telling me now that Marshawn Lynch is whining about his contract and is threatening to retire because the Seahawks can't afford to pay him what he wants?

NO....

WAY...

I did NOT see that coming. Who woulda thought the Seahawks would all of a sudden have "how the fck are we gonna pay everyone" issues? I certainly didn't. I thought they were set for evah and evah.

At least they have their QB wrapped up though.


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BeastMode is just throwing a little tantrum because he got word that he won't be getting all the carries this season. It's tough when you have a team with too much talent to go around. Oh well, next man up will do just as well. Besides, the Super Bowl Champions are having no issues paying everyone what they deserve.
 
Rooms? Check
Tickets? Check
Airfare? Gotta book but not concerned.

November 29- Dec 1

New England Patriots sht-spanking the Packers on... Thhhhe Frrrrrrozen Tundra of LLLLLLLammmbeau Field.

Not gonna lie. Pretty psyched.

The Packers suck and we'll have to deal with a SHT-TON of toothless inbreds but.... It's Lambeau. Gotta make the pilgrimage at least once.



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Rooms? Check
Tickets? Check
Airfare? Gotta book but not concerned.

November 29- Dec 1

New England Patriots sht-spanking the Packers on... Thhhhe Frrrrrrozen Tundra of LLLLLLLammmbeau Field.

Not gonna lie. Pretty psyched.

The Packers suck and we'll have to deal with a SHT-TON of toothless inbreds but.... It's Lambeau. Gotta make the pilgrimage at least once.



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I sort of hope you chip your tooth from a drunkin head first dive on the icy sidewalk.
 
Oh cool. What an awesome thing to say.


Well... I hope you almost die in a car accident this evening, end up fully paralyzed, yet fully conscious and get butt-raped by a fat horny custodian nightly during your hospital stay... Which lasts until your dead.


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Well... I hope you almost die in a car accident this evening, end up fully paralyzed, yet fully conscious and get butt-raped by a fat horny custodian nightly during your hospital stay... Which lasts until your dead.


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That would be nearly as bad as being a Seahawks fan two years from now when they return to the mediocrity that have perfected over the years.
 
Well... I hope you almost die in a car accident this evening, end up fully paralyzed, yet fully conscious and get butt-raped by a fat horny custodian nightly during your hospital stay... Which lasts until your dead.

No AIDS along the way?

"My name is Buck and I'm here to..."
 
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