Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Punity]

Yea nobody cares anymore.

 

[HawksBrewer]

dataz wins any arguments until the first regular season snap. After that it's anyone's game, though the Packers will likely dominate.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh go screw

 

[MuddyCreek]

I hate the Ravens. But I do respect them. (Well, except for Stabbin' Ray and the coach. Can't stand them.)

Looking like another tough season for the Steelers. But where's the fun in winning if you don't have a couple .500 seasons now and then?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh trust me. Winning is still fun.

 

[HawksBrewer]

Oh trust me. Winning is still fun.

This. Losing always sucks.

 

[Punity]

Data had all offseason to gloat and rub it in our collective faces. He didnt new season move along.

 

[dataz722]

I hate the Ravens. But I do respect them. (Well, except for Stabbin' Ray and the coach. Can't stand them.)

Looking like another tough season for the Steelers. But where's the fun in winning if you don't have a couple .500 seasons now and then?

Stabby ray. Oh damn, that's a funny one.

 

[dataz722]

Data had all offseason to gloat and rub it in our collective faces. He didnt new season move along.

Eh. I was just too busy to hear you guys all whine and complain about your ****ty teams.

And they are still the champs until at least another 5 months.

 

[Punity]

well you have fun reliving last year then.

 

[user 574]

...
Not Desert though. That dude's a freak. That avatar is really him.

You should see me without makeup.

 

[Punity]

Sans makeup

 

[HoppyDaze]

Perfect season still in tact

 

[bob1852]

Everyone is 0-0, *******. Only suckers care about W-L in preseason, unless you're a Lions fan. Then you were 4-16 that year.

 

[Punity]

Everyone is 0-0, *******. Only suckers care about W-L in preseason, unless you're a Lions fan. Then you were 4-16 that year.

Gotta dull the pain somehow.

 

[ChshreCat]

Hey look! Another simultaneous catch!

 

[HoppyDaze]

everyone is 0-0, *******. Only suckers care about w-l in preseason, unless you're a lions fan. Then you were 4-16 that year.

undefeated !!!!!!!

 

[bob1852]

undefeated !!!!!!!

Technically, the Seahawks aren't quite mathematically eliminated from the post season. Yet.

 

[Punity]

Technically, the Seahawks aren't quite mathematically eliminated from the post season. Yet.

So you're saying there's a chance

 

[ChshreCat]

So you're saying there's a chance

 

[Darwin18]

Not looking like Rexy is going to make through the pre-season (sincerely hoping he does not).

 

[ChshreCat]

Well, there goes the Jet's playoff chances! Just when things were looking great for 'em!

 

[day_trippr]

Well, there goes the Jet's playoff chances! Just when things were looking great for 'em!

No problemo. Tebow ain't gonna make the cut, so NJ can have him back...

Cheers!

 

[the_bird]

Oh, my....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpAOL7OofSE

That's the funniest **** I've seen in a LONG time... I'm honestly going to kind of miss Rex Ryan when he's fired.

 

[finsfan]

Oh, my....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpAOL7OofSE

That's the funniest **** I've seen in a LONG time... I'm honestly going to kind of miss Rex Ryan when he's fired.

thats more entertaining than the Jets season last year, minus the buttfumble

 

[Cape Brewing]

Uggg. Another buttfumble joke?? Talk about over-played. Wow

 

[finsfan]

when it was the highlight of their season, it is going to be brought up a lot. quite your whinning

 

[Darwin18]

when it was the highlight of their season, it is going to be brought up a lot. quite your whinning

How about that mighty 2012 Miami Dolphins team that finished a grand total...wait for it....wait for it!!!....one game better than the Jets.

Or better yet, how bouts we compare both teams over the last decade, say 2001 - 2012:

Miami:

Regular Season: 88 - 104.
Playoff Appearances: 2
Playoff Record: 0 - 2

NYJ:

96 - 96
Playoff Appearances: 6
Playoff Record: 6 - 6

Keep running with the buttfumble jokes. I can't hear it over how much the Dolphins have sucked, continue to suck, and will forever suck. Oooo...I'm so scared of a marine mammal wearing a football helmet. Come and get me Dolphin. Oh wait, you can't, because you're a marine mammal and I live on land where football is played and beer brewed.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's funny cuz its true

 

[finsfan]

you off your soapbox yet darwin? Miami actually has a shot of being good this year unlike the jets, i can understand why you are upset