Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Once again... I have a new crisp dollar bill for anyone who just read any of asshats above posts.

 

[CliffMongoloid]

I got ya a dollar!

 

[stratslinger]

Once again... I have a new crisp dollar bill for anyone who just read any of asshats above posts.

Dammit, and I really wanted that Twix in the vending machine at work... But the will just isn't there. I started to read it, and actually felt the will to live start to drain out of me, and just had to move on.

 

[motobrewer]

Hey we get it. You're bitter. I'd be bitter too after getting beat twice by a Wildcard team that typically only makes it to the playoffs by the skin of their teeth

Oh, damn

 

[Krovitz]

NYG. End of story.

How were the playoffs last year?

 

[Accidic]

How were the playoffs last year?

Filled with roughly as much disappointment as the Pats had when the Ravens made it look effortless to beat them. At least the Giants didn't have any false hopes built up...

 

[Krovitz]

Filled with roughly as much disappointment as the Pats had when the Ravens made it look effortless to beat them. At least the Giants didn't have any false hopes built up...

You're right, making it to the AFC championship game, again, is just as disappointing as the giants barely breaking .500 and missing the playoffs entirely.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Once again... I have a new crisp dollar bill for anyone who just read any of asshats above posts.

tempting but I'd rather scratch my own eyes out...

 

[Accidic]

You're right, making it to the AFC championship game, again, is just as disappointing as the giants barely breaking .500 and missing the playoffs entirely.

The difference is that they're more likely to actually win a Super Bowl with Manning at the helm than the Patriots with Brady and they do it even as wildcards as opposed to the Patriots who are hosed if they don't win a first round bye. I suppose you could ask Bills or Eagles fans how they felt about continually coming up short en route to the Super Bowl.

 

[stratslinger]

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

 

[Accidic]

Yes, you make so many contributions as it is... Cry me a river. You clearly deserve the boring uneventful thread.

I'd rather read Hoppy's silly posts and Seattle love than nothing at all. Opinions vary though.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Yes, you make so many contributions as it is... Cry me a river. You clearly deserve the boring uneventful thread.

I'd rather read Hoppy's silly posts and Seattle love than nothing at all. Opinions vary though.

Don't you have some boogers to eat in your mom's basement?

 

[Accidic]

I see what you did there. It was good... You know, except that I don't live with my Mother nor does she even have a basement.

 

[ChshreCat]

I see what you did there. It was good... You know, except that I don't live with my Mother nor does she even have a basement.

I could've told 'em that. All the times I was with your mother, I never saw you there.

 

[Accidic]

Mother's need luvin's too.

 

[motobrewer]

You know, the whole mother's basement thing gets tossed around a lot, but...

Who here actually thinks hoppy lives with his mom?

My hand is raised.

 

[stratslinger]

(Nodding in agreement)

 

[finsfan]

that is what makes him so hoppy

 

[motobrewer]

that is what makes him so hoppy

Says the guy from Kansas.

 

[lofton88]

Oh my the dyeing love for the pats in this place makes me sick!

 

[HawksBrewer]

Oh my the dyeing love for the pats in this place makes me sick!

The who?

 

[motobrewer]

I don't quite understand why you would dye love.

What color was it to start with?

 

[Accidic]

Purple would be my guess.

 

[lofton88]

So I can't spell kick me. U kno what I meant!

 

[ChshreCat]

So I can't spell kick me. U kno what I meant!

Actually, you spelled kick me just fine. It's you and know that you had trouble with.

 

[day_trippr]

Jeeze, what's with all the kiddies in here lately?

Isn't there an age limit...or at least a height limit?

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

Offseason sucks! Can't wait till we can pare the thread down to the 53 man roster.

 

[j1laskey]

Just catching up...I think ******...I mean...Mr. ****** deserves a open invitation to the dysfunctional-palooza thread.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Raiders going to sign JaMarcus Russell to a $3M deal. Yep, sounds about right...

 

[bluemoose]

If at first you don't succeed....