Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[motobrewer]

Huh? Your grasp of conversational English is second to none, moto. As in, yous don't gots no understanding of it, mang.

And A-Rod? WTF?! Is that what you people are calling Rodgers now? A-Rod? ROFLMFAO You really are a tool, man.

my people?? it was coined by the talking heads, not me.

here's the earliest record I could find in a 14 second google search, circa 2008:

http://bleacherreport.com/articles/32701-aaron-rodgers-the-new-a-rod

i'm sorry your butt still hurts. try a topical cream. the bears probably wouldn't still suck if they had real fans.



nah, they'd still suck! hahaha!

 

[motobrewer]

also, did you just drop a full-on "ROFLMAO"?? when did it become 2004 in here??

 

[ChshreCat]

You can just become a Seahawk fan now since in a month or so everyone is going to pretend they were behind the Hawks the whole time anyway.

 

[cdubbaya]

You can just become a Seahawk fan now since in a month or so everyone is going to pretend they were behind the Hawks the whole time anyway.

One thing for sure, they'll be taking it from behind very soon. No pretending necessary.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

my people??!

No moto, "you people" not "your people".... nevermind, I give up, you probably think those two things are the same.

also, did you just drop a full-on "ROFLMAO"?? when did it become 2004 in here??

Yes, I did. I don't know what year it is in Ouisconsing, from the looks of the people I'd say 1953, but it's 2012 here for the next few days. Thing is, stupid people make me laugh, the stupider they are, the more I laugh. You, sir, make me laugh like a schoolgirl being tickled with a feather while on nitrous oxide.

One thing for sure, they'll be taking it from behind very soon. No pretending necessary.

Pssssssst, CDub, Packers suck. But I'll definitely be pulling for them next weekend cuz my team does too.

 

[cdubbaya]

Pssssssst, CDub, Packers suck. But I'll definitely be pulling for them next weekend cuz my team does too.

It's cool, one thing we can agree on is the Lions still suck. Man there isn't a team in all of sports I hate worse than those dirty Lions.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

It's cool, one thing we can agree on is the Lions still suck. Man there isn't a team in all of sports I hate worse than those dirty Lions.

I can think of two, but I'll keep those to myself. Actually, when it boils down to it for real, the two teams I hate more than the Lions are the Red Wings and the White Sox.

 

[motobrewer]

Ahhhhhahahaha! Bears fans resorting to grammar police because their team is pathetic. It's a Christmas miracle!!

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Ahhhhhahahaha! Bears fans resorting to grammar police because their team is pathetic. It's a Christmas miracle!!

I'm sure you get this a lot, but :smack: Huh?

I think I already know what the answer to this is, but do you even know what the word "grammar" means?

 

[motobrewer]

Ahhhhhhhhhhahahahaha! Even more policing! I love it! The bears still f-ing suck! Merry Christmas everyone!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Merry Christmas!!! Your team sucks and mine is awesome.... oh, and the only thing that sucks more than your team... is you.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Merry Christmas ********!! Even you Packer fans!!

 

[ChshreCat]

Merry Christmas!!! Your team sucks and mine is awesome.... oh, and the only thing that sucks more than your team... is you.

That was a great win. Squeaking past the jags like that. You must be proud!

 

[Vigo_Carpathian]

Niners will take it all this year....as soon as Alex Smith is put back in. Great idea putting an untested rookie qb in while making a push for the super bowl. Brilliant. That worked out well against the lowly seahawks right?

 

[Punity]

Niners will take it all this year....as soon as Alex Smith is put back in. Great idea putting an untested rookie qb in while making a push for the super bowl. Brilliant. That worked out well against the lowly seahawks right?

Those the same "LOWLY" hawks that hung 42 on your battle tested D.

 

[Cape Brewing]

That was a great win. Squeaking past the jags like that. You must be proud!

LOL... If you had actually watched the game, you would have realized the Pats were playing lefty. Which... Was kind of mean to the jags but screw 'em. It was funny.

Oh.... My... God...

SANTA WAS HERE LAST NIGHT!!!!!!

 

[Punity]

LOL... If you had actually watched the game, you would have realized the Pats were playing lefty. Which... Was kind of mean to the jags but screw 'em. It was funny.

Oh.... My... God...

SANTA WAS HERE LAST NIGHT!!!!!!

You get your Pats snuggie

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don't know!!! Opening my presents from Santa now!!!

I hope so!!!

 

[McBrewskie]

Niners will take it all this year....as soon as Alex Smith is put back in. Great idea putting an untested rookie qb in while making a push for the super bowl. Brilliant. That worked out well against the lowly seahawks right?

Who is this stupid ****? God damned Alex Smith ball washers. Alex sucks, get it through your ****ing thick skull.

 

[McBrewskie]

Those the same "LOWLY" hawks that hung 42 on your battle tested D.

That was a beat down. The Hawks looked great and had the home field advantage, best in all of American pro sports. Some good clean hard shots, and one intentional shot at blowing out Manningham's knee. The Niners got no excuse for that game, they got handled. As a fan I think this rivalry has finally made it. It's on now. After that game, I want to see the Niners come out for payback next time. Not just on the scoreboard but for the hits. I want to see them end the seasons of a few Hawks as retaliation. Wouldn't mind them holding up Hill while another player blew out both his knees.

 

[ChshreCat]

LOL... intentional shot? He tackled the guy around his legs. You're just not used to seeing proper form with the team you usually watch.

 

[bluemoose]

This is a day to be thankful for family and friends and having a team that won't be cleaning out their lockers on January first, although, It's hard to remember the last time that happened for the Pats.

 

[Punity]

That was a beat down. The Hawks looked great and had the home field advantage, best in all of American pro sports. Some good clean hard shots, and one intentional shot at blowing out Manningham's knee. The Niners got no excuse for that game, they got handled. As a fan I think this rivalry has finally made it. It's on now. After that game, I want to see the Niners come out for payback next time. Not just on the scoreboard but for the hits. I want to see them end the seasons of a few Hawks as retaliation. Wouldn't mind them holding up Hill while another player blew out both his knees.

Wow classy as per usual whiner fan. Intentional hit at the knees (insert Ace Ventura laugh). Why would the hawks try and take out the #2/3/4 whatever he is receiver? But you go on keep thinking that and merry Christmas to everyone else.

 

[ChshreCat]

Wow classy as per usual whiner fan. Intentional hit at the knees (insert Ace Ventura laugh). Why would the hawks try and take out the #2/3/4 whatever he is receiver? But you go on keep thinking that and merry Christmas to everyone else.

He's had one touchdown this year, I think. He's a major threat.

 

[Vigo_Carpathian]

Who is this stupid ****? God damned Alex Smith ball washers. Alex sucks, get it through your ****ing thick skull.

And Kapernick is the solution? I seem to remember the niners going 13-3 last year under Smith. Just ask Drew Brees. They also were going strong this season with Smith at the helm. Yes, Smith is not the best throwing qb out there, but he makes the right decisions and barely throws int's. With the game on the line, I trust Smith over Kap any day. Oh yeah, and the seahawks suck a** and will never win a super bowl.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Merry Christmas you turds.

.

 

[ChshreCat]

Listening to the Whiner fans discussing QB's reminds me of not so long ago with Tarvaris Jackson and Charlie Whitehurst. Don't worry, someday the Whiners might find a real QB again. Of course, you haven't had one since the 80's.

 

[Guidry]

Merry Christmas you turds.

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Ya know, I just love how people pretend to be so nice just because its Christmas....

 

[Lazarous]

Listening to the Whiner fans discussing QB's reminds me of not so long ago with Tarvaris Jackson and Charlie Whitehurst. Don't worry, someday the Whiners might find a real QB again. Of course, you haven't had one since the 80's.

Haha wow... Look who grew a pair

 

[user 574]

Who'd have thought it? Is raining in Seattle. Better than the single digit crap I'm heading back to...