Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Accidic]

It's a lot cheaper if you stop ****ing around with those Oxys and just start banging some heroin, bro. It's just smart, financially.

Laugh, I'm not a fan of the Oxy but that's what they gave me. $5 for 30 seems cheap enough but what do I know. Honestly I don't think they really work that well anyway.

all your comments make sense now

Only the ones this week. Had a dumb @#$%^ driver decide to attack me. Previous weeks are my normal obnoxious self.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Had a dumb @#$%^ driver decide to attack me.

Details!! Immediately.

 

[Accidic]

She was one of those pricks coming onto the interstate who drives through the median to get on the road real quick to quickly pass the 2-3 cars in front of her on the on-ramp. I was lucky though I guess. I was already braking to try and get over and just missed the lady in the other lane but ended up with a totaled car, fractured bone, some torn muscle, and a lot of misery.

 

[Darwin18]

She was one of those pricks coming onto the interstate who drives through the median to get on the road real quick to quickly pass the 2-3 cars in front of her on the on-ramp. I was lucky though I guess. I was already braking to try and get over and just missed the lady in the other lane but ended up with a totaled car, fractured bone, some torn muscle, and a lot of misery.

Time to sue!

 

[Accidic]

Wouldn't do any good even if I won (assuming they find her, she hauled ass). Besides, it was just a ~$1200 car I bought for gas mileage. Add a couple hundred dollars at a junk yard and it ran like a top, drove like a go-kart (funwise anyway), and was incredibly agile compared to the alternative not to mention getting nearly double the mileage of my other one in the process.

 

[bluemoose]

Catching up with pages and pages of BS. It makes it quicker not to read fins and accidic, but really guys enough about your lame quarterbacks. Can we get back to the 15 win season the Pats are going to have? Trying to sort out who we might lose to this year before going on to win the Superbowl. I know it is hard for most of you to believe that we will lose one, but it is really tough to go undefeated in the regular season, believe me, we know what it is like here in New England.
Gonna suck going to New York for the Superbowl, eh Cape?

 

[HoppyDaze]

If the Hawks meet the Pats in the Super Bowl I'll meet you guys and buy a couple rounds. Then, point and laugh at you for losing another Super Bowl. Ha ha losers!

 

[day_trippr]

If the Hawks somehow squeaked into the Super Bowl, we'd already be in a deep Ice Age before you boarded the plane to the game.
I'm guessing the rest of us would watch the game from the comfort of our caves.

So we all have that going for us...

Cheers!

 

[bluemoose]

Besides, flying out might be dangerous...

 

[bluemoose]

With all those pigs in the air.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

If the Hawks meet the Pats in the Super Bowl I'll meet you guys and buy a couple rounds. Then, point and laugh at you for losing another Super Bowl. Ha ha losers!

Hawks? Superbowl? Don't you mean the other bird that beat you in the playoffs last year? Hopefully, you'll beat them but then you'll have to worry about the niners.

 

[Punity]

Hawks? Superbowl? Don't you mean the other bird that beat you in the playoffs last year? Hopefully, you'll beat them but then you'll have to worry about the niners.

An asture prediction my friend you have a future as captain obvious I tell ya.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Hawks? Superbowl? Don't you mean the other bird that beat you in the playoffs last year? Hopefully, you'll beat them but then you'll have to worry about the niners.

Fluke play

 

[HoppyDaze]

If the Hawks somehow squeaked into the Super Bowl, we'd already be in a deep Ice Age before you boarded the plane to the game.
I'm guessing the rest of us would watch the game from the comfort of our caves.

So we all have that going for us...

Cheers!

No drinks for gaytripper. He'll have a function with his his boyfriend anyway

 

[Cape Brewing]

Catching up with pages and pages of BS. It makes it quicker not to read fins and accidic, but really guys enough about your lame quarterbacks. Can we get back to the 15 win season the Pats are going to have? Trying to sort out who we might lose to this year before going on to win the Superbowl. I know it is hard for most of you to believe that we will lose one, but it is really tough to go undefeated in the regular season, believe me, we know what it is like here in New England.
Gonna suck going to New York for the Superbowl, eh Cape?

No way... as much as I have trouble stomaching the Great Armpit of The East Coast, The SB in NYC is beautiful. No needing to book a hotel ahead of time. Flights are a non-issue because 1) there are 4,000,000 flights into NYC per day and 2) eff it, that's a cakewalk of a drive.

I'll obviously have to take a two-day long screaming-hot shower when I get home to wash off the stink of NYC but it'll be worth it.

 

[Accidic]

Catching up with pages and pages of BS. It makes it quicker not to read fins and accidic, but really guys enough about your lame quarterbacks. Can we get back to the 15 win season the Pats are going to have? Trying to sort out who we might lose to this year before going on to win the Superbowl. I know it is hard for most of you to believe that we will lose one, but it is really tough to go undefeated in the regular season, believe me, we know what it is like here in New England.
Gonna suck going to New York for the Superbowl, eh Cape?

Is delusion just a prerequisite to be a Patriots fan? If you said 12 or even 13 I might buy it but I find it highly unlikely 15 is going to happen under Brady ever again. Careful, you're starting to sound like Alabama fans...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh wow... look... Accidic is accusing someone of being delusional... in a TRASH TALK thread... how incredibly unexpected.

 

[Punity]

Oh wow... look... Accidic is accusing someone of being delusional... in a TRASH TALK thread... how incredibly unexpected.

All this time and he still doesn't get it. I've got more hope for Fin at the moment.

 

[Accidic]

See that? Real tears. You know, except not. And sorry, I don't consider unrealistic declarations of season performance to be trash talk. I consider informing bills fans your team is going to rip their worthless heads off and use them for footballs as you rush for the endzone repeatedly and often trash talk. Believing that withering mishmash of a team is going to be near undefeated on the year is just sad and... again, horribly delusional.

 

[Accidic]

Hell, you could even work out some tragic comedy trash talk without saying anything with something like say:

Although to be fair, that might border on downright mean.

Boasting distant end of season stats to me is not now nor will it ever be "Trash Talk" and at the very least is far from inspired. I do, however, giggle gleefully at being obnoxious enough to point it out to Cape repeatedly and he's such a "great sport" about it after all. Assuming people don't get it, in the end, really only goes to make you look like more of a chump once you realize they repeatedly screw with you for laughs. Then again... half of you seem to think you're going 15 wins in a season so maybe you're right at home in la-la land.

 

[finsfan]

at least there is hope for me

 

[Cape Brewing]

at least there is hope for me

ehhh... not that much. I wouldn't get all giggly yet.

 

[finsfan]

if acid keeps up his antics for a couple weeks, ill start to look better and better

 

[HawksBrewer]

You guys are all retahded. Packers will go 13-3 and lose in the NFC Championship game. NE will have an off year w/o any receivers and will end up 11-5 (thanks mostly to divisional play), losing in the Divisional playoff. Oh, and the Dolphins, Jets and Bills will all end up sub .500 (no surprises there). Teams to watch out for are Denver and NYG. Seahawks may be decent, I'm thinking 11-5. There, now I can quote myself in 5 months and proclaim that I am the next coming of Nostradamus.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Jesus... looking at the Pats' schedule this year... wow. cakewalk.

At Buffalo against... who??? WhoTF is their QB??? That's a win by triple digits.
home against the Jets... Mallet is playing by second quarter the score will be so lop-sided
home against the Bucs... WIN
At Falcons... WIN... Matty Ice gets to watch a big-boy team for once
At Bengals... really? really? The Bengals?? WIN
home against the Saints... they're a shell of their former selves. Payton is back but still an easy win at home
At Jets... BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! 7-0
home Miami.... Ooooooooo scarrrrrrrrrry... PFFT... 8-0
home against Rothlesraper and the Pittsburgh hasbeens... 9-0
then the only week the Pats don't win... BYE week
at Carolina... This is where the haters start with "Boooo hoooo hooooooooo The Pats have such an easy schedule. It makes my vag itch!! Boo hoo!!" 10-0
Denver at home... The Peyton Face is in full display as he gags up six picks... three for Pats' TDs. Belichick gives Welker a wedgie and a btchslap post-game 11-0
at Houston... only tough... and by "tough" I mean "could be within two TDs"... Pats pull it out anyway. 12-0
Cleveland at home... CLEVELAND!!!! It's unreal. 13-0
At Miami... cakewalk... again.. with all of the fckin POS '72 Dolphins on the sidelines... forced to lube up those champaign bottles and cram 'em after Pats spank the Fins.
at Baltimore... shell of their former self. Flacco shows the world, again, why NO ONE other than Ravens fans think he's even a decent QB
home against the Bill... to wrap it up for 16-0

Easy peasy

book it

NUFF SAID

 

[Cape Brewing]

if acid keeps up his antics for a couple weeks, ill start to look better and better

not really

 

[Cape Brewing]

NE will have an off year w/o any receivers and will end up 11-5 (thanks mostly to divisional play), losing in the Divisional playoff.

easily the dumbest thing ever written on the internet

 

[the_bird]

You guys are all retahded. Packers will go 13-3 and lose in the NFC Championship game. NE will have an off year w/o any receivers and will end up 11-5 (thanks mostly to divisional play), losing in the Divisional playoff. Oh, and the Dolphins, Jets and Bills will all end up sub .500 (no surprises there). Teams to watch out for are Denver and NYG. Seahawks may be decent, I'm thinking 11-5. There, now I can quote myself in 5 months and proclaim that I am the next coming of Nostradamus.

Here's my Patriots-specific prediction - not for record, just for an element of the team.

The Pats' receiving core doesn't miss a beat without Welker. Everyone's losing their **** that New England's receiving corp is completely new this year; that's been by design. Amendola's going to have a phenomenal year and not drop the ball a dozen times like Welker did. Everyone says "he's always hurt!" when he's had the same number of injuries as Welker - he just had them earlier.

But, New England signed and let go a couple of veteran guys (Michael Jenkins, Donald Jones) because the rookies have looked outstanding. If you're doing a fantasy draft - take Kenbrell Thompkins with your last pick; he could well be starting as a 25-year old, undrafted rookie. Aaron Dobson has looked very good (maybe a little less consistent than Thompkins).

And, Julian Edelman was having a very nice season before he got hurt last year - he's a feisty ****er.

So, New England has a "who dat" receiving corp right now, and there will be growing pains along the way, no doubt... but the receiving corp, on balance should be just fine.

 

[HawksBrewer]

Jesus... looking at the Pats' schedule this year... wow. cakewalk.

At Buffalo against... who??? WhoTF is their QB??? That's a win by triple digits.
home against the Jets... Mallet is playing by second quarter the score will be so lop-sided
home against the Bucs... WIN
At Falcons... WIN... Matty Ice gets to watch a big-boy team for once
At Bengals... really? really? The Bengals?? WIN
home against the Saints... they're a shell of their former selves. Payton is back but still an easy win at home
At Jets... BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! 7-0
home Miami.... Ooooooooo scarrrrrrrrrry... PFFT... 8-0
home against Rothlesraper and the Pittsburgh hasbeens... 9-0
then the only week the Pats don't win... BYE week
at Carolina... This is where the haters start with "Boooo hoooo hooooooooo The Pats have such an easy schedule. It makes my vag itch!! Boo hoo!!" 10-0
Denver at home... The Peyton Face is in full display as he gags up six picks... three for Pats' TDs. Belichick gives Welker a wedgie and a btchslap post-game 11-0
at Houston... only tough... and by "tough" I mean "could be within two TDs"... Pats pull it out anyway. 12-0
Cleveland at home... CLEVELAND!!!! It's unreal. 13-0
At Miami... cakewalk... again.. with all of the fckin POS '72 Dolphins on the sidelines... forced to lube up those champaign bottles and cram 'em after Pats spank the Fins.
at Baltimore... shell of their former self. Flacco shows the world, again, why NO ONE other than Ravens fans think he's even a decent QB
home against the Bill... to wrap it up for 16-0

Easy peasy

book it

NUFF SAID

not really

easily the dumbest thing ever written on the internet

Check your mash temp, looks like you're dumping another batch of bog water.

 

[HawksBrewer]

Jesus... looking at the Pats' schedule this year... wow. cakewalk.

At Buffalo against... who??? WhoTF is their QB??? That's a win by triple digits.
home against the Jets... Mallet is playing by second quarter the score will be so lop-sided
home against the Bucs... WIN
At Falcons... WIN... Matty Ice gets to watch a big-boy team for once
At Bengals... really? really? The Bengals?? WIN
home against the Saints... they're a shell of their former selves. Payton is back but still an easy win at home
At Jets... BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!! 7-0
home Miami.... Ooooooooo scarrrrrrrrrry... PFFT... 8-0
home against Rothlesraper and the Pittsburgh hasbeens... 9-0
then the only week the Pats don't win... BYE week
at Carolina... This is where the haters start with "Boooo hoooo hooooooooo The Pats have such an easy schedule. It makes my vag itch!! Boo hoo!!" 10-0
Denver at home... The Peyton Face is in full display as he gags up six picks... three for Pats' TDs. Belichick gives Welker a wedgie and a btchslap post-game 11-0
at Houston... only tough... and by "tough" I mean "could be within two TDs"... Pats pull it out anyway. 12-0
Cleveland at home... CLEVELAND!!!! It's unreal. 13-0
At Miami... cakewalk... again.. with all of the fckin POS '72 Dolphins on the sidelines... forced to lube up those champaign bottles and cram 'em after Pats spank the Fins.
at Baltimore... shell of their former self. Flacco shows the world, again, why NO ONE other than Ravens fans think he's even a decent QB
home against the Bill... to wrap it up for 16-0

Ok, my rational self is back. That is one easy freaking schedule. Still, you'll drop games to Denver, Houston, Baltimore and Pittsburgh. That leaves you 12-4.

 

[finsfan]

Ok, my rational self is back. That is one easy freaking schedule. Still, you'll drop games to Denver, Houston, Baltimore and Pittsburgh. That leaves you 12-4.

i agree except not to pitts, but to the browns

 

[the_bird]

Pittsburgh is ****.

Denver; **** them, Welker will drop the game-winning TD in the end zone.

Baltimore; without Ray Lewis and Ed Reed?

And Houston? Let me remind you of this:

 

[the_bird]

^^ if you don't remember, the boys in the letterman jackets got *schooled*...

 

[stratslinger]

Ok, my rational self is back. That is one easy freaking schedule. Still, you'll drop games to Denver, Houston, Baltimore and Pittsburgh. That leaves you 12-4.

Seriously? Who the hell is left in Baltimore? That's definitely cakewalk territory. Pittsburg, if we were talking their team 2 or 3 years ago, might be a contest.

Houston could keep it close, but in the end it'll come down to whether or not Schaub can actually pull off a win vs a quality team, and he's pretty clearly demonstrated thus far that he just plain can't.

Denver will be a fun game, but New England showed them last year that they had Peyton's number, and I think they may have a couple defenders who may have a thing or two to say to their old buddy Wes.

Thanks for that rundown Cape, I didn't realize what a cool season we were in for!

 

[Accidic]

You also forgot the couple of games that the Patriots will inevitably choke on helping to make that 12-4/13-3 record happen. I'm reminded of that stupid breakdown against the Browns a few years ago back when that scrub Colt McCoy was behind center. Granted, when it comes to choke, no one does it better than the Texans, Chargers, and Cowboys in the regular season but still.

 

[Cape Brewing]

^^ if you don't remember, the boys in the letterman jackets got *schooled*...

Oh c'mon Bird.... "Schooled"?? Really??

Oh... Wait.... Yeah, 42-14 sounds like a schoolin' to me!!!

Bwaaahahahahahah!!!

 

[the_bird]

It truly is amazing how New England chokes so much given that they're only winning 13 or 14 games every season.

Although I'll grant you that the two or three times the Pats lose each year, every single time it's been to a team that's not as good as they are.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Thanks for that rundown Cape, I didn't realize what a cool season we were in for!

No problem at all. That's why I'm here!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

It truly is amazing how New England chokes so much given that they're only winning 13 or 14 games every season.

Although I'll grant you that the two or three times the Pats lose each year, every single time it's been to a team that's not as good as they are.

Just ignore him Bird. We've been trying to for like an effin month now. He's delusional. Not worth the time.

 

[Punity]

It truly is amazing how New England chokes so much given that they're only winning 13 or 14 games every season.

Although I'll grant you that the two or three times the Pats lose each year, every single time it's been to a team that's not as good as they are.

IE: The cards last year but I'm sure that was just a pity loss.