Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[MyNameIsPaul]

I do what I can

You a chef? My bro just graduated from culinary school there in Houston.

I'm a wannabe chef, mostly just a foodie. Wife got me a chefs jacket for fun so I wear it when we throw dinner parties =)

 

[motobrewer]

It's about who has more HEART.

feel the love, man.

Mmm hmmm.

Pats took the team leading the AFC out back and beat them senseless, stole their lunch money, and torched up their letterman jackets, in front of a national audience.

been there, done that.

it's cute how the patriots want to emulate the packers.

 

[Punity]

Go Pats!(for one week)

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

OT but screw winter. This **** blows. Getting my hbt time on with a 90 minute commute to go 10 miles!

There, i feel better (not)

I'm sure it was no fun for your mom driving you either.

The interesting thing about the game was I thought HOU was going to be the quick paced team picking apart our secondary. I needed to double my Adderall during the first half. Points were rallying per second. I don't even think the 21 pt lead was safe for either team. It was the Pat's D denying in the red zone. Give it to the coaches on getting the team prepared and Brady looked very sharp.

The amazing thing was the huffing and puffing of the HOU D line in the fourth qtr. The camera kept going back to them before each play and they were out of condition. Didn't look like they wanted to be out there. Too bad it wasn't 20 degrees out.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

<stretching> *YAWN* Love those long winter's nights, fell asleep right before halftime. Did the Texans pull off the comeback? :cross:

 

[motobrewer]

come on, NOBODY's gonna give me props for my season-relevant post??

 

[motobrewer]

I live to hate the Parriots as do most of the football nation

why do you hate parrots?

do you get many in CA? I didn't think they made it that far north.

 

[the_bird]

I live to hate the Parriots as do most of the football nation

That's got to be a miserable way to live your life. That's like saying "My goal in life is to avoid all alcoholic beverages and to never once get my dick wet."

I mean, c'mon, live a little.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I live to hate the Parriots as do most of the football nation

According to her profile she rides a Harley and has issues.



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[motobrewer]

According to her profile she rides a Harley and has issues.



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did you really just play the "I'm gonna make fun of you because you didn't change the default profile settings" card???

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Well there's no way I can make fun of other people's spelling or grammatical errors. Lightening would strike me.

 

[ChshreCat]

This weekend is going to suck. 49ers are playing the Patriots so I'm going to have to actually root for the Pats to win. I'm gonna have to get really druk for this to work...

 

[the_bird]

This weekend is going to suck. 49ers are playing the Patriots so I'm going to have to actually root for the Pats to win. I'm gonna have to get really druk for this to work...

I'm telling you, rooting for the Pats is like smoking your first crack rock; you ain't gonna want to stop, ever.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Speaking of crack. It's been eerily quiet. Like there's a CapeBrewing storm about to hit.

 

[stratslinger]

come on, NOBODY's gonna give me props for my season-relevant post??

Well, that would require you actually come up with one first.

Still waiting...

 

[motobrewer]

We won without Matthews!
We won without Woodson!
We won without Bulaga, Benson, or Lang!

And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore. Then the the_Bird thought of something he hadn't before!

maybe the patriots wins, he thought, really do come from the video store!



...hey, it's 7:49am, what were you expecting?

try reading.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

We need Dataz to give us a perspective on the Den@Bal game. Wonder if they're smashing the panic button yet. Should be a good game.

 

[the_bird]

We need Dataz to give us a perspective on the Den@Bal game. Wonder if they're smashing the panic button yet. Should be a good game.

Firing the offensive coordinator with three weeks to go in the regular season?

Panic button has officially been hit.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

I guess if Joe Flacco is running the team and firing your coordinator, then panic has begun.

 

[motobrewer]

didn't the_bird JUST say that?

 

[HoppyDaze]

A super fan of the Kansas City Chiefs football team decide to give his team a hard time for their abysmal 2012 season, even past his grave. The Kansas City Star newspaper ran his obituary last Sunday. It read:

"Loren G. 'Sam' Lickteig passed away on Nov. 14, 2012 of complications from MS and heartbreaking disappointment caused by the Kansas City Chiefs football team."

lol

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

The rumor is that Flacco was responsible for the firing. Firing your coordinator is one thing but having Flacco make the decision is another. That's more than slamming the panic button. That's intentionally flying your plane straight into the mountain.

 

[Punity]

The rumor is that Flacco was responsible for the firing. Firing your coordinator is one thing but having Flacco make the decision is another. That's more than slamming the panic button. That's intentionally flying your plane straight into the mountain.

You are implying that someone was flying the plane. They were all in coach getting "longevity" tips from suggs and Lewis.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

PED cocktails are free in coach.

 

[Punity]

PED cocktails are free in coach.

They Must fly southwest

 

[the_bird]

The rumor is that Flacco was responsible for the firing. Firing your coordinator is one thing but having Flacco make the decision is another. That's more than slamming the panic button. That's intentionally flying your plane straight into the mountain.

Didn't I hear that Flacco's a free agent after this year? Wonder how much of a role that plays.

 

[day_trippr]

Wait - did he say "biggest stick in the league" - or "biggest dick"?


Cheers!

 

[user 574]

I'm sure it was no fun for your mom driving you either.

The interesting thing about the game was I thought HOU was going to be the quick paced team picking apart our secondary. I needed to double my Adderall during the first half. Points were rallying per second. I don't even think the 21 pt lead was safe for either team. It was the Pat's D denying in the red zone. Give it to the coaches on getting the team prepared and Brady looked very sharp.

The amazing thing was the huffing and puffing of the HOU D line in the fourth qtr. The camera kept going back to them before each play and they were out of condition. Didn't look like they wanted to be out there. Too bad it wasn't 20 degrees out.

Tldr.

And it did suck with mom driving. Urns have no arms!! .

Yea I went there, I'm a sadistic clown.

 

[bluemoose]

Happy Tom Brady day out there everybody. Stay safe!

 

[JonGrafto]

12-12-12

Officially Aaron Rodgers Day per the state government. Have a great Packer Day.