Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[dataz722]

At week six and beyond, it seems...

Top 3 AFC Teams
Broncos
Patriots
Ravens (Ray Lewis' absence might change this to Texans for me)

Top 3 NFC Teams
Falcons
Giants
Bears

...What say you?

Texans are the best in the afc and probably in the entire nfl right now. Broncos don't belong even close to that list and 9ers have to be on there as well.

Yea thy do a YAC stat and I'm almost 100% that lynch leads that stat

I thought yac was yards after catch. Might be wrong though.

Funny how you guys need stats to understand what running hard means. Unbelievable...

No YOU need stats to prove it. Without it, it is just about as meaningless as the player with the best al Pacino imitation. It is completely meaningless and worthless.


And to say that lynch is a harder runner or hitting runner than leech means you are nuts. That guy flat out runs looking for people to hit.

 

[HoppyDaze]

he's 5'11" actually and seems to be doing just fine. No is calling him a HOF'er just a solid smart rookie QB. You over critism of him and the entire team is where the hate is. I'm not blind; don't pour me a busch light and tell me it's SA Boston Lager.

Fact: Patriots cheat

 

[dataz722]

he's 5'11" actually and seems to be doing just fine. No is calling him a HOF'er just a solid smart rookie QB. You over critism of him and the entire team is where the hate is. I'm not blind; don't pour me a busch light and tell me it's SA Boston Lager.

Fact: Patriots cheat

They still haven't proven much at all. Go into candlestick tomorrow and win and they'll start getting more respect.

6 weeks means nothing. Remember the great start the bills had last year? How'd that work out for them?

 

[HoppyDaze]

No YOU need stats to prove it.

I need nothing...you mistake me for someone who has something to prove. Even if I felt the need to prove anything; nothing would be good enough for you guys.

 

[HoppyDaze]

They still haven't proven much at all. Go into candlestick tomorrow and win and they'll start getting more respect.

6 weeks means nothing. Remember the great start the bills had last year? How'd that work out for them?

Done nothing? Well, he's won 4 of the 6 games he's played in. That's really all anyone can ask from him. I wouldn't call that "nothing" Braylon Edwards dropped a TD pass on the last play against Zona so it could look even better. He's been solid, that's what I'm saying. If he gets beat up some against SF it won't change my mind. SF has made plenty of veteran QB look bad

 

[bob1852]

Where's the hate? It's a statement of fact; there are very, very, very few successful 5'10" QBs in NFL history. It's no different than saying "Charles Barkley is one of the only 6'5" players in the NBA who was a dominant rebounder."

These... facts. These... statements that are backed by evidence. Do they frighten you? Did some fact-wielding scientist molest you when you were a child or something?

It is a well known fact that Barkley wasn't 6'5".

 

[dataz722]

Done nothing? Well, he's won 4 of the 6 games he's played in. That's really all anyone can ask from him. I wouldn't call that "nothing" Braylon Edwards dropped a TD pass on the last play against Zona so it could look even better. He's been solid, that's what I'm saying. If he gets beat up some against SF it won't change my mind. SF has made plenty of veteran QB look bad

When did I say he has done "nothing"? I said he hasn't proven much. It takes a lot more than 6 games to prove anything. Remember Derek Anderson? Yeah he had a phenomenal year but that obviously didn't prove that he was even a mediocre QB.

The guy is showing potential, I'll give him that but he has yet to prove he is anything more than a fluke.

 

[stratslinger]

Done nothing? Well, he's won 4 of the 6 games he's played in. That's really all anyone can ask from him. I wouldn't call that "nothing" Braylon Edwards dropped a TD pass on the last play against Zona so it could look even better. He's been solid, that's what I'm saying. If he gets beat up some against SF it won't change my mind. SF has made plenty of veteran QB look bad

And as was just pointed out to you, and you so conveniently ignored, Buffalo looked pretty damn good after 6 games at this point last year, and look where it got them.

Hate to agree with datazz, but he's right: the Hawks (and by extension, EVERY NFL team) have proven nothing so far this year. Come back in another 6 weeks and lets take a look at where records stand before we all start crowing - especially when in comes to any of the rookie QB's (yeah, RGIII, I'm looking at you).

 

[the_bird]

It is a well known fact that Barkley wasn't 6'5".

He was listed at 6'6". In his book, he said he was 6'4". With the effects of gravity, I expect nowadays he's about Russell Wilson's height.

 

[Punity]

I thought yac was yards after catch. Might be wrong though.

It's just an abbreviated stat, yards after contact / catch.

 

[the_bird]

And as was just pointed out to you, and you so conveniently ignored, Buffalo looked pretty damn good after 6 games at this point last year, and look where it got them.

Hate to agree with datazz, but he's right: the Hawks (and by extension, EVERY NFL team) have proven nothing so far this year. Come back in another 6 weeks and lets take a look at where records stand before we all start crowing - especially when in comes to any of the rookie QB's (yeah, RGIII, I'm looking at you).

****, just look at Arizona two weeks ago.

 

[bob1852]

He was listed at 6'6". In his book, he said he was 6'4". With the effects of gravity, I expect nowadays he's about Russell Wilson's height.

When I met him in 1994, he was closer to 6'2".

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

When I met him in 1994, he was closer to 6'2".

Please tell me that you didn't measure the man.

 

[ChshreCat]

When I met him in 1994, he was closer to 6'2".

He always looked shorter because he was usually hunched over throwing elbows.

 

[dataz722]

Please tell me that you didn't measure the man.

Well not his height he didn't.

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

Well not his height he didn't.

Buh ZING!

 

[ChshreCat]

I don't expect Seattle to get spanked. Can't see the D having much trouble with the 49er offense. Seattle's offense against their D is the question. If they lose, it'll be a close, low-scoring game. Either a Seahawk win or it's gonna be one of those exciting punt-filled games we all love to watch.

Edit: Oh, Pats suck.

 

[bluemoose]

Wow and I thought this thread was going to actually get better. Love how you are so mad.

With that said I'm out of here. This has to be the worst football thread I have ever seen.

No need for a dance-off then? (walking away shaking his head)

 

[dataz722]

I don't expect Seattle to get spanked. Can't see the D having much trouble with the 49er offense. Seattle's offense against their D is the question. If they lose, it'll be a close, low-scoring game. Either a Seahawk win or it's gonna be one of those exciting punt-filled games we all love to watch.

Edit: Oh, Pats suck.

Who cares. None of that matter. All that we care about is who hits the hardest?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Who cares. None of that matter. All that we care about is who hits the hardest?

Apparently that IS all you guys care about...

 

[NordeastBrewer77]

:facepalm: <--- they really need an emoticon for that

 

[dataz722]

Hey moto, looks like you found your successor. Might as well pass him the crown. Congrats, buddy.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Russell Wilson gargles donkey hog.

Dead effin last in yahds and Hawk fans and fappin' like he's the second coming of Tavaris Jackson.

 

[bob1852]

Please tell me that you didn't measure the man.

I was just surprised that I was as tall as he was.

Well not his height he didn't.

*******.

 

[ChshreCat]

Russell Wilson gargles donkey hog.

Dead effin last in yahds and Hawk fans and fappin' like he's the second coming of Tavaris Jackson.

And yet... he beat the Pats... hmmmm...

 

[olllllo]

Where is that list with the Bears again?

That was pretty funny. If the NFL was perpetually in a strike shortened season, then Cutler would be a perfect QB.

 

[ChshreCat]

 

[Cape Brewing]

And yet... he beat the Pats... hmmmm...

Actually.... The Seahawks beat the Pats. Russell Wilson did jack sht but toss a couple Hail Marys.

Good GIF bro. Post it again.

It's amazing a guy can complete a few passes of that distance and still be dead last in the NFL. How much must he suck azz the rest of the time?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Actually.... The Seahawks beat the Pats. Russell Wilson did jack sht but toss a couple Hail Marys.

3 TDs 0 INT

Your secondary must be terrible to give up 3 TDs on hail marys with plenty of clock left. Pats are simply terrible

 

[the_bird]

The secondary IS pretty terrible. We haven't denied that. You know that when he completed that Hail Mary, both our usual safeties were out?