Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[ChshreCat]

Can't believe the people whining that that hit was illegal. He put his head into the guy's chest.

 

[Randall]

No Cape? He must be giving gronk a rim job. Bolt up *******! Cheers!

 

[Punity]

He probably had to be talked off the ledge.

 

[motobrewer]

uh, not that I want to get in the way of a good cape bashing, but he posted like 5 posts above you guys.....

 

[Punity]

I know he did but it was way less then I expected

 

[Randall]

Whats your point? HBT has a mobile app. So....

 

[Lazarous]

LOL!! Holy crap? Is that a real post??

No cape, it was a fake post that's why you could read it

 

[Cape Brewing]

WOW. The Pats lose one game and everyone suddenly has their big boy pants on. Where have all the beer muscles been the last year?

I can imagine the ******* as that kick tanked left.

"Get off the computer mom!!!! I need to post something nowwwwwwww!!!!"


LOL!

 

[Cape Brewing]

MOM!! Meatloaf!!! Now!!!!


LOL

 

[Cape Brewing]

Besides. Anyone who has even the most remote clue about football knows what happened yesterday. The Pats realized how much of a target they became and how much more the pressure got ratcheted up when they were going for the perfect season so they tanked one early to get it out of the way. Now they can just go about their business of winning the Super Bowl without all the extra baggage.

It's obvious.

 

[the_bird]

When you play that ****ty and you're still good enough to almost win, I'm not going to panic.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hold on Bird... You're saying you're not panicking?? But the way a guy or two on here are violently masturbating over the loss I would have thought the Pats got bounced out of the playoffs, were disbanding the team and knocking down the stadium. Are you saying that's not happening??

 

[bluemoose]

Might just as well pack up the tailgate equipment, shred the tickets and look forward to the Celtics. Game, Season, Millenium.

 

[the_bird]

Now, if the NFL season were exactly two games long, I suppose it might be appropriate to panic. Given that there's fourteen more pre-postseason games to play, I'm not too worried.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No cape, it was a fake post that's why you could read it

LOL!!! WTF does that even mean???

Moto... you speak Stupid. Can you translate for me??

 

[PA49erFan21]

We will be throttling Arizona on Sunday and then manhandling the Ravens. You'll want to look at the 2012 schedule.

Hey Cape, can you bottle on for me for the Superbowl? Pats 27, 9ers 20.

Whoops!

 

[olllllo]

The blueprint on how to beat the Patriots is set. That blueprint is, "be a hopelessly average team."

 

[Cape Brewing]

Packers still suck

 

[bluemoose]

Whoops!

Whoops is right. I guess the Pats will probably beat the Cardinals in the Superbowl. Too bad, I was looking forward to seeing the 9ers in there.

 

[McBrewskie]

Pats lost to a team with a very good defense. Plus, they played like **** and still should have won it. Anyone burying the Pats after 2 games is being a *******.

 

[McBrewskie]

Whoops is right. I guess the Pats will probably beat the Cardinals in the Superbowl. Too bad, I was looking forward to seeing the 9ers in there.

Lol. You were looking forward to seeing the best team in football? Niners would drag Brady out by his lovely hair and curb stomp him if they played right now.

 

[bluemoose]

Lol. You were looking forward to seeing the best team in football? Niners would drag Brady out by his lovely hair and curb stomp him if they played right now.

12/16/12. We'll see.

 

[andysim]

Hold on Bird... You're saying you're not panicking?? But the way a guy or two on here are violently masturbating over the loss I would have thought the Pats got bounced out of the playoffs, were disbanding the team and knocking down the stadium. Are you saying that's not happening??

Isn't violently the only way? (Putting mad face on)

 

[motobrewer]

When you play that ****ty and you're still good enough to almost win, I'm not going to panic.

lol, i love the "almost win" comments. so, so much justifying...

LOL!!! WTF does that even mean???

Moto... you speak Stupid. Can you translate for me??

i speak stupid, not "special olympics".

The blueprint on how to beat the Patriots is set. That blueprint is, "be a hopelessly average team."

tee hee!

 

[bob1852]

lol, i love the "almost win" comments. so, so much justifying...

Hey, the Germans almost beat us in the 1940s!

 

[the_bird]

... I'd rather "almost win" than get my ass handed to me by the 49'ers....

 

[bob1852]

... I'd rather "almost win" than get my ass handed to me by the 49'ers....

An L is an L is an L.

Something Cards fans know quite well.

 

[the_bird]

Pats aren't going to play that bad again this year. They'll be fine. There's only what, two teams in the conference now who are 2-0, anyway.

 

[Lazarous]

LOL!!! WTF does that even mean???

Moto... you speak Stupid. Can you translate for me??

How old are you? Come on now little boy...let's play nice.

 

[Lazarous]

Besides. Anyone who has even the most remote clue about football knows what happened yesterday. The Pats realized how much of a target they became and how much more the pressure got ratcheted up when they were going for the perfect season so they tanked one early to get it out of the way. Now they can just go about their business of winning the Super Bowl without all the extra baggage.

It's obvious.

All I see are excuses...own up you got your pants handed to you. Probably won't happen again next week but this week the pats were not the better team

 

[Punity]

What I love is its never how the better team won but how the inferior team lost.

 

[bob1852]

Hey Cape, at least tell us the chorizo was good...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Cape, at least tell us the chorizo was good...

LOL... it was stella'...

One of my buddies was joking about it... "It was one of the few things I was rooting for today and the only thing that delivered"

Tellin' ya... that stuff is killer. If you tried it you'd slap ya mom to get some more.

I'll PM you the recipe. If you make it and serve it at a cookout or something... I'm tellin' you... panty-throwing Tom Jones-style will follow.

 

[motobrewer]

... I'd rather "almost win" than get my ass handed to me by the 49'ers....

whatever helps you sleep at night, chokeasaurus rex.

 

[bob1852]

LOL... it was stella'...

One of my buddies was joking about it... "It was one of the few things I was rooting for today and the only thing that delivered"

Tellin' ya... that stuff is killer. If you tried it you'd slap ya mom to get some more.

I'll PM you the recipe. If you make it and serve it at a cookout or something... I'm tellin' you... panty-throwing Tom Jones-style will follow.

A New Englander is gonna PM a Southwesterner a chorizo recipe??? Hold on, I'll send you a chowda recipe. Look for it soon.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh please... the Pats played one horribly bad game. It happens. Gostkowski's miss at the end was the least of the problems. The Pats did everything they possibly do, short of playing blindfolded, to lose that game. The offensive game plan was embarrassing and the offense did an even more embarassing job of executing it. The defense wasn't as bad as the offense but when Kevin Effin Kolb hangs 20 on you... it's time for some adjustments. Special teams?? That's funny. Horrible penalties. Disgusting dropped passes. Fck... I think the mascot even forgot the effin right shoe to his custume and two of the minutemen shot fans by accident. It was nuts. Put all that together and i'm not sure where you're getting "choke" from. They played horrible but I don't see how they "choked" in a Week 2 game against Arizona. What? The pressure got to be too much?? Pfft... please. They played a ****ty game. It happens.... EVEN to the Pats on the very very very rare occasion.

 

[Cape Brewing]

A New Englander is gonna PM a Southwesterner a chorizo recipe??? Hold on, I'll send you a chowda recipe. Look for it soon.

No... I'm going to send you a good one. big difference.

 

[emjay]

I'm tellin' you... panty-throwing Tom Jones-style will follow.

I'm not sure I'd want a woman to take off her panties if she's the kind of woman who does such a thing because of chorizo, no matter how good it is. Or really any kind of sausage, other than the kielbasa between my legs.

 

[Cape Brewing]

How old are you? Come on now little boy...let's play nice.

Ok... so now I'm "young" because no one has any idea WTF that post was supposed to mean??

Ok.

Yayyyyyyy!!! I'm young again!!

WHOOOO HOOOO!!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm not sure I'd want a woman to take off her panties if she's the kind of woman who does such a thing because of chorizo, no matter how good it is. Or really any kind of sausage, other than the kielbasa between my legs.

ok.

Note to self: don't send chorizo recipe to emjay.

there. taken care of.