Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Hey DB... Your slip is showing. You should wear longer skirts

 

[bluemoose]

Wonder if the 40% barley brandy will be ready for the Superbowl?

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's ready now.

I didn't hit 40% (at least I don't think I did... It won't light) because it was getting too thick but it's done now.

 

[user 574]

Hey DB... Your slip is showing. You should wear longer skirts

Just looked @ your schedule. You get to warm up with Indy on Sunday then play the J-E-T-S <blah bla bla> on Thu. And I don't where a slip with my skirt, I like to go commando so stop staring at my junk.

 

[bluemoose]

Just looked @ your schedule. You get to warm up with Indy on Sunday then play the J-E-T-S <blah bla bla> on Thu. And I don't where a slip with my skirt, I like to go commando so stop staring at my junk.

We will be throttling Arizona on Sunday and then manhandling the Ravens. You'll want to look at the 2012 schedule.

Hey Cape, can you bottle on for me for the Superbowl? Pats 27, 9ers 20.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Sure

 

[user 574]

We will be throttling Arizona on Sunday and then manhandling the Ravens. You'll want to look at the 2012 schedule.

Hey Cape, can you bottle on for me for the Superbowl? Pats 27, 9ers 20.

I was talking beyond next week related to Thu games. But anyway I could see the potential for confusion...

 

[user 574]

Sure

Cool, so I'm invited to the tailgate then? What's the parking spot so I can find you.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Packers blow

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cool, so I'm invited to the tailgate then? What's the parking spot so I can find you.

Oh it'll be way easier if you just call my cell when you get to the stadium. My number is 617-555-2361

 

[user 574]

LOL - not calling that. Anyway, until Sun morning have a good one, I'm heading out where Vikings and Hookers meet like the natives do. Guess that's a river.

 

[paulthenurse]

It's ready now.

I didn't hit 40% (at least I don't think I did... It won't light) because it was getting too thick but it's done now.

Tar is pretty thick. It burns. Not for nuttin'!

 

[bob1852]

If fecking Kolb could throw, it would be 14-0. *******.

 

[user 574]

What's going on with that Pats / Cardinals game?

 

[bob1852]

What's going on with that Pats / Cardinals game?

This:

Patriots blow

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ugliest game I've seen them play in a long long time. Backroads the board. Offense, defense and special teams.

 

[bob1852]

Ugliest game I've seen them play in a long long time. Backroads the board. Offense, defense and special teams.

Yet they still have a good chance to win.

 

[motobrewer]

Ugliest game I've seen them play in a long long time. Backroads the board. Offense, defense and special teams.

it's just taking longer for billy to get his secret film.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Pat's have the ball!!!!!Wow!! They better do something with it...

 

[bob1852]

Glad to see the cards forgot about victory formation. ********. Then again, they're never in the victory position.

 

[motobrewer]

figures.

 

[motobrewer]

Oh noes!!!

 

[olllllo]

Derp.

 

[bob1852]

Pat's have the ball!!!!!Wow!! They better do something with it like wide left...

Troo.

 

[motobrewer]

related, these refs are f--king morons. watching the eagles game now, they called a fumble on vick, even tho the ball ended up ~10 yards downfield....

i'm no atheist physicists, but that seems sorta impossible.

 

[pigsaarz]

I went to a N.F.L. game once, a policeman caught me climbing over the turnstyle, bastard made me climb back and watch the game

 

[bob1852]

Kinda quiet in here, huh?

 

[Lazarous]

Well I know that just.about everyone in this thread has a hard one for the patriots...but you guys just lost to the cardinals in your own stadium! Stop talking **** and learn some humility you tards

 

[motobrewer]

i just remembered why I hate tampa bay....

 

[motobrewer]

WOW i just saw the replay of the patriots field goal.

not. even. close.

 

[motobrewer]

when looking for that, I dug up this:



classic. my favorite is GW - totally random.

 

[no_borders]

Hahahahaha the cardinals? Shoulda asked Alex smith for tips on beating the ****ing cardinals...

 

[Punity]

Haha way to show up Pats.

Oh and Cowgirls you just got served

 

[user 574]

Pats losing to Cards >>> measuring stick than Pack losing to 49ers. Oh yeah, and enjoy the "what's wrong with NE barrage" this week by the experts.
There, that's done.

I'm looking forward to the evening game. Maybe the coaches will sing a duet again.

 

[McBrewskie]

Haha way to show up Pats.

Oh and Cowgirls you just got served

NFC west maybe not so bad ****ers.

 

[McBrewskie]

Pats losing to Cards >>> measuring stick than Pack losing to 49ers. There, that's done.

I'm looking forward to the evening game. Maybe the coaches will sing a duet again.

Harbs is a psycho, they should have thrown down, harbs would have beat his ass.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Well I know that just.about everyone in this thread has a hard one for the patriots...but you guys just lost to the cardinals in your own stadium! Stop talking **** and learn some humility you tards

LOL!! Holy crap? Is that a real post??

 

[Punity]

NFC west maybe not so bad ****ers.

Much better play from the entire div this year.

 

[ChshreCat]

Loved this...

 

[Punity]

Head on a swivel. The girls didn't come to play today