Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[j1laskey]

I think we counted AC/DC's Thunderstruck being played at least 4 times at Gillette when Brady and Co. ended the Ravens season.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Way more than 4... every kick off it is played.

"This is Our House" is the other one by Bon Jovi (weeeeeak)

 

[McBrewskie]

I think we counted AC/DC's Thunderstruck being played at least 4 times at Gillette when Cundiff and Co. ended the Ravens season.

 

[McBrewskie]

Oh well, my Niners get a real QB and we'll mop the floor with all you guys next year. Should probably cut Kyle as well. Good luck in the Superbore.

 

[the_bird]

Just snap your fingers and POOF, you've got a legit QB! Easy-peazy!

That's why the 49ers are still trotting Alex Smith out there. They haven't been able to find anyone worth a **** since they ran Jeff Garcia out of town.

 

[McBrewskie]

Just snap your fingers and POOF, you've got a legit QB! Easy-peazy!

That's why the 49ers are still trotting Alex Smith out there. They haven't been able to find anyone worth a **** since they ran Jeff Garcia out of town.

True. And yet even with Alex we were a single mind blowingly idiotic mistake away from beating the Giants and then showing NE what a real defense looks like. I will say that if Peyton is healthy and released I'll be miffed if we don't make a play for him. That said, doubt he is healthy. Hopefully Kaep ends up being something.

 

[the_bird]

Who the **** are you, anyway? You don't show up in this thread until your team's in the playoffs, and now you just bitch and moan and not watch the game at all. You seem like a pink-hatter to me.

And, the whole "we'd be awesome with someone else at QB!" is incredibly lame, since, you know... the QB's kind of the most important player on the team and all. When your QB situation would be improved by going from Alex Smith to Akili Smith, count your damn blessings you even made the playoffs. ****, if you played in any other division, you'd have been lucky to win eight games.

 

[Homercidal]

Isn't he still in prison?

I thought they stopped playing that song at sporting events because they specifically didn't want him to get royalties, but in all honesty I haven't noticed whether they play it anymore or not.

He's out of prison now, and the NFL banned his song, but apparently not other people's version of that song.

Supposedly it's being used quite often by the Patriots, but I confessed I've never watched one of their games, so I can't say for sure. Some sites online are raising a fuss due to the fact that he will still get royalties even if it's not his version being played.

So in a not-so-roundabout way rooting for the Pats is supporting Child Molestation...

 

[motobrewer]

so in a not-so-roundabout way rooting for the pats is supporting child molestation...

+1

 

[McBrewskie]

Who the **** are you, anyway? You don't show up in this thread until your team's in the playoffs, and now you just bitch and moan and not watch the game at all. You seem like a pink-hatter to me.

And, the whole "we'd be awesome with someone else at QB!" is incredibly lame, since, you know... the QB's kind of the most important player on the team and all. When your QB situation would be improved by going from Alex Smith to Akili Smith, count your damn blessings you even made the playoffs. ****, if you played in any other division, you'd have been lucky to win eight games.

Really? I posted early in the season but then laid back till the playoffs. But you can't be serious about the "any other division" thing. We were 5-1 in the division and 8-2 outside it. Also, coming from a Pats fan that's kind of laughable since you didn't beat a team with a winning record until last week. Alex admittedly sucks, but even with him we would have taken you guys.

 

[McBrewskie]

I also fail to see the big deal about hoping for guys to get knocked out of the game. We all cheer when our team hits a guy and knocks him the eff out. It's part of the game. Not like i'm hoping their crippled or anything.

 

[D_Ranged_Eskimo]

Thanks to Gronk's interview yesterday, the Giants are the team I want to see win.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/20...-media-day/index.html?eref=sihp&sct=hp_bf1_a4

 

[j1laskey]

.... We were 5-1 in the division and 8-2 outside it....

And the 9ers will be sitting at home this weekend along with 30 other teams....suckas

 

[Cape Brewing]

Why does everyone think the Pats, Pats fan... or hell... anyone else gives a flying ^%$( who they are rooting for??

All day..

"Ooooo, well, I'm gonna go home, wad up my pretty pink panties and clench 'em in my butthole for four hours and root against those stupid PAtriots!!"

Knock yourself right the &%*( dude... have at it!

Like I'm going to sit at home thinking, "DAMN IT!!!!! This game would be soooo much cooler if three guys in cities a couple thousand miles away were rooting for the PAts too!!!"

 

[McBrewskie]

Why does everyone think the Pats, Pats fan... or hell... anyone else gives a flying ^%$( who they are rooting for??

All day..

"Ooooo, well, I'm gonna go home, wad up my pretty pink panties and clench 'em in my butthole for four hours and root against those stupid PAtriots!!"

Knock yourself right the &%*( dude... have at it!

Like I'm going to sit at home thinking, "DAMN IT!!!!! This game would be soooo much cooler if three guys in cities a couple thousand miles away were rooting for the PAts too!!!"

I'm not rooting against the Pats, I'm rooting for a Carr versus Hoyer Superbowl.

 

[D_Ranged_Eskimo]

Why does everyone think the Pats, Pats fan... or hell... anyone else gives a flying ^%$( who they are rooting for??

All day..

"Ooooo, well, I'm gonna go home, wad up my pretty pink panties and clench 'em in my butthole for four hours and root against those stupid PAtriots!!"

Knock yourself right the &%*( dude... have at it!

Like I'm going to sit at home thinking, "DAMN IT!!!!! This game would be soooo much cooler if three guys in cities a couple thousand miles away were rooting for the PAts too!!!"

I've got a new goal, to see Maria Menounos in a Giants bikini (although she would look even hotter in a green and yellow one).

I guess gambling is slowly making this SB more interesting.

 

[motobrewer]

Why does everyone think the Pats, Pats fan... or hell... anyone else gives a flying ^%$( who they are rooting for??

All day..

"Ooooo, well, I'm gonna go home, wad up my pretty pink panties and clench 'em in my butthole for four hours and root against those stupid PAtriots!!"

Knock yourself right the &%*( dude... have at it!

Like I'm going to sit at home thinking, "DAMN IT!!!!! This game would be soooo much cooler if three guys in cities a couple thousand miles away were rooting for the PAts too!!!"

translation:

"waaaahhhhh!!! waaahhhhh!!!!"

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL...

Waiting to see if I am going.

A friend is "pretty sure" he can get two tix. He's already got six and thinks he can get two more.

I will absolutely have Moto give him a handy if he comes through with these tix.

 

[motobrewer]

LOL...

Waiting to see if I am going.

A friend is "pretty sure" he can get two tix. He's already got six and thinks he can get two more.

I will absolutely have Moto give him a handy if he comes through with these tix.

yeah, nobody cares.

 

[bluemoose]

yeah, nobody cares.

Waddaya mean? I tune in every day just to see how Cape is doing on getting tickets. I am so excited I can barely contain myself. Can't wait to find out what he'll be eating on Sunday.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Why do you even watch the NFL?

Also... the 2000 Rams, the 2006 Colts, and to a lesser extent, last years Packers weren't defensive juggernauts, all high power offensive teams, all champs, kinda like the Pats will be this Sunday.

I do think the Pats will win, but last year's Pack D was in the top 10, IIRC. They lose Cullen Jenkins as a FA and the D goes in the tank.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Waddaya mean? I tune in every day just to see how Cape is doing on getting tickets. I am so excited I can barely contain myself. Can't wait to find out what he'll be eating on Sunday.

Sweet Jesus...God help everyone on this thread if i get these tickets. I will have play by play going for the tailgate, for the game.... And if the Pats WIN!?!? Just come back to the thread next year.

 

[McBrewskie]

Sweet Jesus...God help everyone on this thread if i get these tickets. I will have play by play going for the tailgate, for the game.... And if the Pats WIN!?!? Just come back to the thread next year.

I hope you get tickets. That's an awesome opportunity when it's your team.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I hope you get tickets. That's an awesome opportunity when it's your team.

Whaaaaaaat??


I need my Skeptical Dog pic.

 

[the_bird]

 

[McBrewskie]

Whaaaaaaat??


I need my Skeptical Dog pic.

I may not like these teams, and I may be bitter about losing and having Kyle Williams an Alex on my team, but I'm not a dick. Your tailgates sound awesome and you're obviously a diehard fan as I am for the Niners, so yeah, I hope you get the tickets. I'd go ape**** crazy if I got to go see my team in the Superbowl.

 

[McBrewskie]

Both these teams still suck though.

 

[Airborneguy]

I also fail to see the big deal about hoping for guys to get knocked out of the game. We all cheer when our team hits a guy and knocks him the eff out. It's part of the game. Not like i'm hoping their crippled or anything.

I don't. I've played football since high school (still do), and know what it is like to get hurt bad. Cheering for that is sick.

 

[Airborneguy]

Sucks to have to work to get Superbowl tickets. Its nice knowing I can go anytime I want for face value

 

[McBrewskie]

I don't. I've played football since high school (still do), and know what it is like to get hurt bad. Cheering for that is sick.

Played since highschool as well. Still do from time to time, but I still cheered like crazy when Pierre Thomas got knocked out. Just like i'm sure most people who were Giants or patriot fans would cheer a big hit on an opposing QB knocking him out.