Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

The article has been updated... They found the son's body. That's terrible. I can't even make a joke. Sad news.

 

[bob1852]

The article has been updated... They found the son's body. That's terrible. I can't even make a joke. Sad news.

Wow. This on the heels of that Steelers coach getting burned in the house fire make teh pigskin seem so less relevant....

 

[Bernie Brewer]

The article has been updated... They found the son's body. That's terrible. I can't even make a joke. Sad news.

Yeah, it sucks. They found the body a few hours ago, but hadn't had a positive ID yet. Obviously, they have done that now. I wouldn't wish that on anyone.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

There were guys out ice fishing on the lake the other day, when it was like 45° out AND THE MAJORITY OF THE LAKE WASN'T FROZEN YET. What the hell, people?

EDIT: Am I going to hell? My first thought on seeing that headline was, "Huh. I didn't know Andy Reid was coaching in Green Bay "

You don't need much ice to fish. You need to realize that Lake Winnebago is a huge lake, and it doesn't need to be frozen over to ice fish. You just walk out instead of taking your ATV or car or truck.
BUT, you need to know where you can or can't go. You don't go anywhere near the mouth of a river or creek, and you DEFINITELY don't go ON the river or creek. When you hear about folks going through the ice, it invariably because they went where it wasn't safe.

Plus, early ice (and late ice) is the best fishing. But it is also the most dangerous. I know plenty of people that have has very close calls. As I said, you just have to know where you can and can't go, and usually it is only the locals that know where that is. And not even all of the locals know.

My heart goes out to the Philbin family.

 

[user 574]

Sad news. Going on a river is always iffy. But in this warm weather really a bad idea. Did they say how old he was? Looked like 17-18 or so.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

21

 

[Zamial]

You don't need much ice to fish.

But you do to stay on top of the water. There is no fish that is worth dieing (hypothermia and drowning in near freezing water no less) for or having your vehicle at the bottom of a lake.

I do not care when the best fishing is, the DNR should have the power to open and close bodies of water in the winter for ice fishing at will. (Not that they are good at anything in this state.)

For the record, I am an avid ice fisherman and love the sport. However when it comes to the ice I am not the 1st one on nor am I the last one off. It's fish not some lost golden treasure and FWIW I love me some shore/lake lunch.

Sorry for the rant but stupid makes me angry...

Please return to trashing Tebow...thx.

 

[Cape Brewing]

It was a 21 year old kid out at 2:30am on a Saturday night. I have a theory...


Kind of irrelevant though. It is a tragedy nonetheless.

 

[user 574]

Yea, that one goes without saying...

 

[lschiavo]

What floors me is the guy that called the cops saying, "I think I hear someone yelling for help on the river". Why wouldn't you go help? By the time any emergency service would have shown up if someone did need help they would be screwed..

No ****! I'd hate to be that lazy stupid *******.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

What floors me is the guy that called the cops saying, "I think I hear someone yelling for help on the river". Why wouldn't you go help? By the time any emergency service would have shown up if someone did need help they would be screwed.

If he would have jumped in after him they would be fishing 2 bodies out of the water not just one. But he could have gone closer to see if the guy was near shore or a bridge so that perhaps he could have tossed him a line or something. Not that there would have been much time at those water temps.

I do not care when the best fishing is, the DNR should have the power to open and close bodies of water in the winter for ice fishing at will. (Not that they are good at anything in this state.)

No freakin' way!!!! The DNR has too much power already and they are not smart enough to tie their own shoelaces, much less tell others when they can go on the ice or when they have to get off.

 

[dawgmatic]

I figured it was about time this thread actually discussed football so.... Can I getta LS Who?
Roll tide from within New Orleans. Bourbon streets nuts right now, probably will never be this crimson again. Time to get another abita.

*my condolences to the philbin family

 

[Airborneguy]

^ wrong thread.

 

[bluemoose]

^ wrong thread.

Right. This thread is for big boy football, Dawg.

 

[dawgmatic]

Right. This thread is for big boy football, Dawg.

The SEC is where most of the great pros come from so I'm inclined to think you're just jealous you didn't go to a real football school.

Tom Brady can suck it, here's to hoping for a tebow miracle next week

 

[Guidry]

Time to get another abita.

See, that's what's wrong with 'Bama fans. The brews by NOLA Brewing are MUCH better than Abita!

 

[Airborneguy]

The SEC is where most of the great pros come from so I'm inclined to think you're just jealous you didn't go to a real football school.

Tom Brady can suck it, here's to hoping for a tebow miracle next week

That's all well and good, but you seriously are in the wrong thread.

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f45/obnoxious-real-football-trash-talking-thread-261235/

 

[dawgmatic]

^ I understand now

See, that's what's wrong with 'Bama fans. The brews by NOLA Brewing are MUCH better than Abita!

I have no problem with NOLA, abita just happened to be the best thing I could find on bourbon st. It was either that, bud light, or hand grenades and hurricanes and I'm not planning on having another one of those nights.
But I don't live here so maybe I'm just at all the wrong bars

Go pack

 

[bluemoose]

Bwahahahahahaha

Brittany Binger; John Parr remakes St. Elmo's Fire for Tim Tebow: Hot Clicks - SI.com - Extra Mustard

I'm a big fan of the Green Boy Packers!

 

[Airborneguy]

When I get home I'm gonna post the pictures of the tomfoolery going on at work (of course I'm the only Packers fan).

Today I found a HUGE cockaroach taped to a GB logo standing on my keyboard.

 

[olllllo]

Bwahahahahahaha

Brittany Binger; John Parr remakes St. Elmo's Fire for Tim Tebow: Hot Clicks - SI.com - Extra Mustard

I'm a big fan of the Green Boy Packers!

How did you miss this link on the very same page? http://www.midwestsportsfans.com/20...y-bill-belichick-and-special-guest-tim-tebow/

 

[bluemoose]

How did you miss this link on the very same page? Photo Story: 'The Fear of God' starring Tom Brady, Bill Belichick and special guest Tim Tebow

Yeah, thought that was pretty funny too. Surprised they didn't use a picture of Palpatine of starwars for the Hooded BB. I love that crap.

 

[KNOTSANE]

See, that's what's wrong with 'Bama fans. The brews by NOLA Brewing are MUCH better than Abita!

If Abita didn't think they were the **** and attempt to pump out a "new" beer every month then they could tweak and perfect the crap they already have out.

Back on topic.......I will have my NOLA blonde in cans and my fridge keg box of hopitoulous ready for the Saints to put the smack down on San Fran. If the Saints and Drew Brees plays like they did against the Lions, there is not a team left that can beat them. When this team clicks, they are just impossible to deal with.

 

[user 574]

Bwahahahahahaha

Brittany Binger; John Parr remakes St. Elmo's Fire for Tim Tebow: Hot Clicks - SI.com - Extra Mustard

I'm a big fan of the Green Boy Packers!

Who cares about jokes when this image was on that page?

I wanna do naughty things to her

 

[bluemoose]

Can't disagree Desert. But what the hell is she doing with an Indian?

 

[olllllo]

Yeah, thought that was pretty funny too. Surprised they didn't use a picture of Palpatine of starwars for the Hooded BB. I love that crap.

This will probably give Jay an orgasm but I think BB looks somewhat like Harvey Keitel.

 

[Airborneguy]

My desk this morning:

 

[Airborneguy]

In retaliation for:

 

[bob1852]

The O/U for Broncos @ Patriots is only 50.5?

 

[bluemoose]

The O/U for Broncos @ Patriots is only 50.5?

Yup, Pats 45, Broncos 5.5!

 

[Cape Brewing]

In retaliation for:

DAMN dude. You are CRAZY!!!

That right there is some nutty hyjinx! I am glad I don't work in YOUR office. I don't think I could handle those kind of shanangans.

 

[Cape Brewing]

OMG!!!! You put a little G on that dudes picture!!!!! I just noticed it!!!!


Bwaaaaaaaa hahahahaha !!!!!!


WELL played sir. Well played.

 

[bluemoose]

How do they get any work done?

 

[Airborneguy]

With all the guns around, its better to take it easy.

 

[Cape Brewing]

how do they get any work done?

lol!

 

[user 574]

So ABG, anymore office updates for us?



I'm not sure if this product would be for you or your giant fans.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh man... I couldnt resist any longer. I couldn't sit back and let ABG have all the fun.

I went into our office's pantry, opened the drawer where we keep the plastic utensils.... And moved all of the forks to the spoon spot and moved all of the spoons to the forks spot!!!!

OMG!!! I can't wait until some has soup!!!! Good luck trying to eat it with a fork!!!!

I can hear em now!!! "what the?? What's wrong with this sp... What? Its a fork!!! Who put this in the spoon spot!?!?"

I'll jump out of my office, "aaaaaaah!!! GOTCHA!!!!"

I cant effin wait.

 

[Wolfhound180]

Oh man... I couldnt resist any longer. I couldn't sit back and let ABG have all the fun.

I went into our office's pantry, opened the drawer where we keep the plastic utensils.... And moved all of the forks to the spoon spot and moved all of the spoons to the forks spot!!!!

OMG!!! I can't wait until some has soup!!!! Good luck trying to eat it with a fork!!!!

I can hear em now!!! "what the?? What's wrong with this sp... What? Its a fork!!! Who put this in the spoon spot!?!?"

I'll jump out of my office, "aaaaaaah!!! GOTCHA!!!!"

I cant effin wait.

You are one crafty devil.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Welp.... I think that joke has been properly beaten to death.

Back to football...


Pats win by 100 this Sat. You heard it here first.

 

[bob1852]

Welp.... I think that joke has been properly beaten to death.

Not quite - maybe get 'em with the whole bucket full of "water" which is actually full of confetti!!!!!!!

Back to football...

Pats win by 100 this Sat. You heard it here first.

As long as the total is over 50.5; which I still am not confident I'll take. As teh_bird says, if it stinks, it's data, I mean, it's for a reason...