Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[olllllo]

Did I say show?

 

[EO74]

Go pats!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just for the record... I am not affiliated in any way with EO74 or his terrible trash talk

 

[the_bird]

Going to have to find the pic I got with Flava Flav when I saw him in Vegas a couple years back (he was bowling with his boyz). He is one fugly dude even more so in person. That IS him right Cape? (looks like it)

Wait, wait, wait. I'm going to go all Jim Caldwell on you and call an unnecessary timeout.

You were in Vegas, and you ****ing went BOWLING?

Friggin' Minnesota people. That's a foul. 15 yards. Automatic ejection. See ya next week.

 

[user 574]

Wait, wait, wait. I'm going to go all Jim Caldwell on you and call an unnecessary timeout.

You were in Vegas, and you ****ing went BOWLING?

Friggin' Minnesota people. That's a foul. 15 yards. Automatic ejection. See ya next week.

NEGATIVE. Flava be bowling. We walked through. Held hostage at the Red Rock Inn (Work hoo-rah event). Probably 20 mi from the strip which is why they have these huge places off strip for corporate events. But we did f*ck with the hookers at the night clubs at the Red Rock

Did seem strange that he was here but probably just wanted to stay away from the nutbags.

 

[dataz722]

Who will get canceled 1st?

The Cape - the TV show?
or
The Cape's team.

I think the show is guaranteed for at least 4 weeks, the other not so much.

 

[EO74]

To most of these people GO PATS is trash talkin!You know cause they cheat so much and always seem to get away with it, unlike those sideline trippin J*E*T*S jets jets jets.I think the only team that have a chance to beat them is Baltimore and thats cause thier defense are all convicted fellons! HOWS THAT

 

[user 574]

To most of these people GO PATS is trash talkin!You know cause they cheat so much and always seem to get away with it, unlike those sideline trippin J*E*T*S jets jets jets.I think the only team that have a chance to beat them is Baltimore and thats cause thier defense are all convicted fellons! HOWS THAT

Cape?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... Still not affiliated.

 

[olllllo]

Yeah... Still not affiliated.

You want me to look up his IP? That sounds like a Charger fan.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No need narc.

 

[TANSTAAFB]

Is NO ONE watchin the National Championship game? Chshre, we might be on the same page on this one...I grew up right next to Autzen

Auburn's fixin' to get a Quack Attack!!! GO DUCKS GO!!!

I hope they whup that cheatin little mofo thief's a$$ from Arizona to Alabama and back again!!!

 

[EO74]

Chargers F**k U, you look like matt damon!

 

[Cape Brewing]

College football sucks. Why would i wanna watch JV football?

 

[TANSTAAFB]

Most college football sucks...good college football kicks ass. These kids play b/c they love to play not (w/ the exception of Cam and his ilk) because of how much they are getting paid. You see things you just won't see in the pros.

Wash the sand outta your vag, loosen up, and enjoy some damn fine JV football!!!

 

[user 574]

Game is on while my lasagna heats up. But I will say this Trader Joes Petit Reserve Tempranillo Red (circa CA 2009) isn't that bad.

BCS system? Yea - its kind of a wine event.

(love college FB, hate system)

 

[Cape Brewing]

College football sucks. Maybe you guys can start a "obnoxious JV football trash talk" thread, get into slap fights and pull each other's hair.

 

[Cape Brewing]

BCS system? Yea - its kind of a wine event.

(m)

Thank you for proving my point.

 

[TANSTAAFB]

College football sucks. Maybe you guys can start a "obnoxious JV football trash talk" thread, get into slap fights and pull each other's hair.

And THAT is the difference between a Pats fan and a football fan...I LOVE FOOTBALL...any football...high school, college, pro...Hell, I'll watch Australian football. I'll watch CANADIAN football.

Any football is better than no football...and your comments make the Yankee Killer Texas Cascadian Dark Ale I'm sippin all the more appropriate to the occasion

 

[ChshreCat]

I agree. I can't wait for college football to be over and done with. It just gets in the way.

But I'd be happy to see it end with those duck bastids getting their asses kicked.

 

[user 574]

Hey TANSTAAFB - no disrespect I just wish they'd change the system.

So, on to trash talking, I gotta ask. I don't remember the freaky 3d yellow shoes with Oregon when they'd play in Tucson. Is this just my super high def TV, a new attire for the BCS championship game or is the LSD finally kicking in because I was starting to think placebo.

 

[DyerStraightsBrewing]

college football is the best football played each year. put money in front of players and the game ends depending on how much they are played. By the way go ducks...only because I am a buckeye nut and we beat the ducks...I guess we beat the SEC too this year. Who really cares who wins then.

 

[r8rphan]

hey r8, what time is the raider game this weekend?

We'll talk next year about that... I think I'll have a lot more to talk about then..


That being said, when's the last time the packers won a trophy of any kind (Conf or NFL title)?

If the 'goal' is to just win your division and make the playoffs, then that means the 'goal' is mediocrity...

If the goal is to win titles, then what happens other than that is not really too relevant, right?

But I generally like the packers and their fans.. At least they're 'real' fans... In fact, they were my pick going into the reg season to take it all... That could still happen...

 

[TANSTAAFB]

Hey TANSTAAFB - no disrespect I just wish they'd change the system.

So, on to trash talking, I gotta ask. I don't remember the freaky 3d yellow shoes with Oregon when they'd play in Tucson. Is this just my super high def TV, a new attire for the BCS championship game or is the LSD finally kicking in because I was starting to think placebo.

We ALL hate the system and want a playoff, but I'm not gonna quit watchin just because the BCS sucks big fat donkey balls!!!

And I LOVE the Ducks uniforms...all 4,732,869 of them :rockin:

might also be the LSD

 

[r8rphan]

oh, that's original.

:d

 

[r8rphan]

Just remember who the trophy is named after and the team you all aspire to be as great as.

Yes.. the name means something, and the team behind it is one that has 'earned' respect..

But I'd much rather the Raiders return to the team 'they' have always been, not some other... You know, the team that until about 4-5 years ago, was the winningist franchise in the history all of professional sports...

 

[r8rphan]

Wow, this thread really lived up to the name for a while earlier. I like it.

Me too.. Some people didn't get it though... (not mentioning any names)

 

[r8rphan]

BTW.. The 'SEMEN' is another name for the chargirls...

charwhore fans like to call their team the "C-Men")... Well, I just spell it a little different.. it's more 'fitting' that way...

Q: What's does a sunken submarine have in common with a used rubber?

A: Dead C-Men!

 

[TANSTAAFB]

But I'd much rather the Raiders return to the team 'they' have always been, not some other... You know, the team that until about 4-5 years ago, was the winningist franchise in the history all of professional sports...

You been slippin downtown and sampling too much of the local rock all your gangbanger thug ass fans are slingin...the Raiders will continue to suck because Al is batsh!t crazy...and THAT'S comin from a f@%$in COWBOYS fan!!!

Seein Mr. Davis always makes me THANKFUL for ole Skeletor

 

[r8rphan]

You been slippin downtown and sampling too much of the local rock all your gangbanger thug ass fans are slingin...the Raiders will continue to suck because Al is batsh!t crazy...and THAT'S comin from a f@%$in COWBOYS fan!!!

Seein Mr. Davis always makes me THANKFUL for ole Skeletor

and what was the cowpukes record this year again?
Just sayin'...