Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

yeah... you said Prince was awesome too. Sooooooo... you're credibility is questionable at best.


I know... it's nuts isn't it Dataz!?!? Hey.. we agree on meat products.

 

[olllllo]

If Rapistburger would have somehow won this, it would have given him license to open up a home for wayward girls and then reported for week 14 to reclaim his starting position.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Also, I hope no one is getting their hopes up for a pretty game. It is going to be ugly, 1960's style football this time. Big D's making a muddy mess of the whole thing.

I don't even know enough about the Steelers to make a good prediction other than I believe it will be an ugly close game that comes down to the final moments.

My Homer prediction for SB XLV:

Packers win 24 - 21 on a last minute 40 yarder from Mason Crosby. Both defenses come up with two turnovers. Packers get Big Ben to the ground 4 times. Rodgers throws two TD's and one pick.

Spot on with the generalities, way off on the specifics. Crosby did kick a pivotal field goal just before 2:00 though...

 

[olllllo]

yeah... you said Prince was awesome too. Sooooooo... you're credibility is questionable at best.


I know... it's nuts isn't it Dataz!?!? Hey.. we agree on meat products.

Prince is awesome enough for this;



So This Happened of the Day: “Prince Kicks Kim Kardashian Off The Stage At Madison Square Garden” isn’t nearly as literal a sentence as it should be. (Starts @ 0:50.)

 

[Cape Brewing]

Must you fight me on EVERYTHING??

 

[motobrewer]

he does have this record:

Lowest passer rating for a Super Bowl winning QB — 22.6 (Completed 9 of 21 passes for zero touchdowns with two interceptions)

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Prince was awesome

I agree.

[ame]http://www.veoh.com/browse/videos/category/music/watch/v389304XGYhx25k[/ame]

He can actually sing and did an awesome job getting the crowd involved. It was an actual performance by a guy who can still sing. The other old guys (Petty et al.) sound tired and boring. "Hey man, we used to rock, but now we wear suits and look exhausted."

Pink stage, blue leisure suit, fake birds, and a phallic guitar. Top that.

 

[dataz722]

he does have this record:

Lowest passer rating for a Super Bowl winning QB — 22.6 (Completed 9 of 21 passes for zero touchdowns with two interceptions)

He also has teh record for getting away with the most rapes.

 

[motobrewer]

He also has teh record for getting away with the most rapes.

no, that's Belichick as he continues to morally rape the NFL.

ba-zing!

 

[the_bird]

Chumura still has the record for in the "statutory" category.

 

[motobrewer]

agreed. people from MA can't be trusted.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Chumura still has the record for in the "statutory" category.

Hey, Bird. Um, it's spelled "Chmura"...............

 

[motobrewer]

i think he's thinking of Chimera, the mythical lion/goat/snake beast....

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

i think he's thinking of Chimera, the mythical lion/goat/snake beast....

Who is also from MA.

 

[the_bird]

Hey, Bird. Um, it's spelled "Chmura"...............

Aren't you the ****er who couldn't spell "Rodgers" about twenty pages ago?

 

[motobrewer]

Aren't you the ****er who couldn't spell "Favre" about twenty pages ago?

who??

 

[the_bird]

who??

... uh, since I'm quoting Bernie....

Do you need me to explain how these message-board thingies work again?

 

[motobrewer]

rodgers? favre??

did you edit!?

my who comment was meant to be, "favre who"?

 

[the_bird]

What are you talking about?

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

I'm pickin up what you are putting down moto. I can hardly remember Brent myself.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Aren't you the ****er who couldn't spell "Rodgers" about twenty pages ago?

Yeah, that's why I included a wink..............

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Now don't go asking me to spell Belli- something or other..........

 

[the_bird]

Let me save Moto some effort, since I know this whole Internet thing is hard for him.

"Belicheat."

There. Now, THAT's a fresh joke!

 

[motobrewer]

why do people capitalize my user id?

i must be, "The Moto". kind of like God. except....more moto-like.

 

[the_bird]

If you REALLY wanted to be God-like, you'd be "the_moto"

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Hey, moto, you should really pony up a membership and check out the debate thread. Cape's getting his ass kicked in there (even though I agree with a lot of what he is saying). It would really be worth the price of admission for you. Just sayin'.

 

[motobrewer]

damn, that would be fun to see.

honestly, next month i'm in. i have been meaning to for awhile. i really just can't do it this month, kids are freakin' expensive. had to push back my triple brew date as well...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Cape's getting his ass kicked in there .

Are you DRUNK???

I'm like a debating NINJA in there.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Are you DRUNK???

I'm like a debating NINJA in there.

Yes you are. But you are still getting beat.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

NINJA?

 

[the_bird]

NINJA?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc3f4xU_FfQ

... you have some WEIRD taste in music, my friend.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yes you are. But you are still getting beat.

BAHHH!! your a$$ is gettin' beat!!

The Bird is the only one giving me an half-intelligent argument and his only argument is "but that's not fair!!! and in Magicpixyland where we all live, everything has to be fair!!"

 

[the_bird]

BAHHH!! your a$$ is gettin' beat!!

The Bird is the only one giving me an half-intelligent argument and his only argument is "but that's not fair!!! and in Magicpixyland where we all live, everything has to be fair!!"

That's not my argument at all.

Can I summarize? Tell me if you agree with this.

At the end of the day, I believe the players have the right to be in a union and vote on leaders to represent them in collective negotiations, even if a few individual players would rather not be part of that process. The NFL's a closed shop.

You believe that the players should NOT be represented by a union, but rather all have to negotiate individually with the team owners.

Is that a fair summary?

EDIT: I'll put this in the other thread, where it belongs.

 

[motobrewer]

the world according to cape:

"I have everything and you have nothing!!! baaahahahahhaah!!!!"

 

[Cape Brewing]

Keep it up.. I'll take my $2.50 back.

 

[motobrewer]

already spent it.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

FWIW, the Return to Titletown event starts in a couple of minutes. It is on NFL Network, if any are interested

 

[the_bird]

already spent it.

Keep saving your pennies, and maybe some day you can buy a clue.

 

[motobrewer]

ah ha! ah ahahahhaahahhahhahhah!


ahhhhhhhhhhhhahahaahahhahhahahahahhahahahah!

loser.

 

[motobrewer]

god damn it!

i wore some heavy duty long underwear cause it's freakin freezing out, but now i'm soaking in ball soup! i need to air these bad boys out!!