Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[dataz722]

I agree that the divisions are there for a reason and you can't screw with that or change. I have joked around, even probably in here, saying the division should lose their automatic spot but I really don't believe that should happen. There really is no denying that division is horrible though.

 

[the_bird]

I still can't get over Jon Gruden going off a few weeks ago about how "Roger Goddell will never let a team under .500 in the playoffs! Why, they'll change the rules!"

I really think he's been hit in the head too many times, maybe too many gunners have hit him in the head on punt returns. Every week he says at least ONE thing that makes you think he's functionally retarded.

 

[tmneyer]

how about them bengals?!?!?!?....... sigh

 

[Cape Brewing]

how about them bengals?!?!?!?....... sigh

Yeah I know, they aren't remotely good as the Patriots

 

[the_bird]

****, we've known that since week 1....

 

[ChshreCat]

I'd be OK with that. I still prefer the current system, I'm a believer in the sanctity of the divisions, ********* - but if you wanted to make the Rams or the 'Hawks go on the road in the first week of the playoffs, it's hard to argue that that would be unfair.

The only problem with that is that you'll often have stretches where one division has two of the top teams and they'll both be hosting games in the first round. The way it is is nice because it spreads the games out geographically. Better for the fans that way to have a home game for each division.

At the same time, I'm not even gonna think of arguing that the Seahawks deserve anything this year and if they make the playoffs it's basically by default.

 

[dunnright00]

Again..... Does it REALLY matter? Who's gonna beat the Pats?? Besides no one?

I know who the Patriots DON'T want to see in the playoffs.

"Pshh, please. They know what's up."

 

[Dwain]

Huge difference there. Jenn's are obviously more perky

Yeah, but Deanna's had lumps cut out of them and chemo...

 

[the_bird]

I know who the Patriots DON'T want to see in the playoffs.

"Pshh, please. They know what's up."

What's San Diego's record in the playoffs again?

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

I hate the whining about "a 7-9 team shouldn't make the playoffs!" Either have divisions, or don't! Some years, a group of four teams will all suck and one mediocre squad will make it in, I really don't care; just win your own damn division. If you're going to ignore the division winners getting into the playoffs, then the AFC East doesn't exist, the NFC East doesn't exist, none of the divisions have any meaning to them. Besides, I don't recall too many Pats fans whining when Matt Cassell brought us to an 11-5 record and we had to sit home.

**** that. ****ty teams shouldn't make the playoffs at the expense of much better teams. This was all foreseeable when they went to 4 divisions per conference and only 4 teams per division. The year the Patriots went 11-5 and didn't make it, the Chargers did at 8-8. That's BS imo.

And Pats fans sure as hell did alot of bitching/moaning about it (and rightfully so).

 

[MisterGreen]

What am I whining about? Philly fans are pricks and tomasina is a bitch. Not complaining, just stating facts.

Philly fans are pricks just like Raven fans are pricks. Just sayin'.

 

[the_bird]

If you're a football fan and you're not at least a LITTLE bit of an ******* when it comes to your team, you're doing it wrong.

 

[dataz722]

The only problem with that is that you'll often have stretches where one division has two of the top teams and they'll both be hosting games in the first round. The way it is is nice because it spreads the games out geographically. Better for the fans that way to have a home game for each division.

At the same time, I'm not even gonna think of arguing that the Seahawks deserve anything this year and if they make the playoffs it's basically by default.

I don't see how that is a valid point what so ever. Why is there a need for spreading out the games around the country? Do people go to playoff games just because they are close even if they don't give a damn about the teams? No! The best teams deserve to be rewarded with a home game or first round bye. The way it is now, it is very possible for a team with the 2nd best record in the conference to be a 5 seed.

If you're a football fan and you're not at least a LITTLE bit of an ******* when it comes to your team, you're doing it wrong.

What if you pick your favorite team based on color though or have a 2nd team?

 

[Marko73]

This just keeps getting better:

http://msn.foxsports.com/nfl/story/Rex-Ryan-wife-foot-fetish-122210

 

[the_bird]

I... I.... I.... I'm speechless. So much more interesting that anything Bill Belichick ever did with a video camera!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I just pissed myself laughing

 

[Marko73]

I hope TO GOD that the Jets come here in the playoffs. Can you imagine the signs? THe chants? The fake feet? I am officially rooting for that from this moment forward.

 

[the_bird]

What percentage of fantasy football teams are going to include a reference to Rex Ryan's foot fetish next year? Help me think of a good name, there's only one week to go this season.

 

[philrose]

What percentage of fantasy football teams are going to include a reference to Rex Ryan's foot fetish next year? Help me think of a good name, there's only one week to go this season.

I like aphtae epizooticae, the scientific name for foot in mouth disease.

Pediocockus Rex- too far! On th other hand, sounds like a jets themed Belgian sour beer, or a dinosaur

 

[Cape Brewing]

I am PRAYING that someone asks Belichick about Rex's foot fetish in one of his press conferences.

How tremendous would it be to see Belichick, finally, just not be able to contain himself, and crack up laughing?

 

[wildwest450]

I was under the impression he had a sandwich fetish.



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[SpanishCastleAle]

I envision Ed Hochuli unable to maintain a straight face after a measurement as he tries to tell Ryan; "About a...<snort>...foot...bwahahahahaha."

 

[philrose]

I was under the impression he had a sandwich fetish.



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ZING! Two points to wildwest.

 

[bmac8]

Tom Brady: http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Tom_Brady

 

[bmac8]

The Pats are #1 !!!!

F everyone else !!!

:rockin:

Check this out: http://www.dickipedia.org/dick.php?title=Tom_Brady

 

[the_bird]

Wow, that's uh.... what's the word I'm looking for? Lame? Boring?

If a ****ing website called "dickipedia" can't come up with a single *actual*reason why Brady's an *******, I'm going to go ahead and assume that IRL, he's a pretty nice guy.

 

[Marko73]

Brady is a dick not necessarily by virtue of what he&#8217;s done, but by what he symbolizes: a system that rewards athleticism, intellectual vapidity, a cleft chin, and several extra cc&#8217;s of testosterone with multi-million dollar signing bonuses and the opportunity to bang Brazilian supermodels at will.

Nice to see the National Organization of Women weighing in. Did the article mention that football is really just symbol of war? And words like "tight end" and "penetration" are offensive?

 

[dunnright00]

What's San Diego's record in the playoffs again?

You obviously didn't get the quote along with the picture.

 

[dunnright00]

If you're a football fan and you're not at least a LITTLE bit of an ******* when it comes to your team, you're doing it wrong.

Leave it to the pats fans to go 110% eh? amiright?!?

 

[dfc]

Bit ironic how many panties are in a bunch over DeSean. I think his antics fit right in with an "obnoxious football trash talk thread." Then again, he is on my team ;-)

They're all just pissed because he's a game breaker and doesn't play for their favorite team. But hey, making sure the clock is at zero is showboating. LOL