Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[shecky]

Three pages and no Packer nation??? Weak sauce. Packers will take the north and make it to the Superbowl. Mark down my prediction.

What kind of football fan are you? Super Bowl is two words. Talk about weak sauce.


Oh, and the Pats will leave you all screamin' for yo mommas.

 

[beerkrump]

Don't you mean Super Bowl©?

 

[HoppyDaze]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDU_jAcmkS8&NR=1&feature=fvwp]Big Time Football Plays[/ame]

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Dumb ass. I could care less about that division(except for Detroit), but Minnesota and Chicago are far better than the fudge packers.

I could care less about it too, but I don't

I think it will be a fun division this year, but I believe the Packers will be playing QB and the rest of the division will be receiving if you catch my drift...

 

[HoppyDaze]

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRd3jboBC68]YouTube - LeGarrette Blount seals the game for Oregon vs. OSU in the 2008 Holiday Bowl[/ame]

 

[Dwain]

Brett's play will make this guy look like a genius:
[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1IBkQoXNvbA]YouTube - Wrong Way[/ame]
- Dwain

 

[thataintchicken]

football isn't a sport.
because it isn't played with a stick.

 

[lacykay]

any ncaa fans on here!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO LONGHORNS
woo hoo colt

 

[eljefe]

Hook em horns - revenge for the debacle that was last year. Bradford will not live up to his hype.

As for the Pro's:
- New England is one injury away from their season being over.
- Ravens will suffer not having Ryan running the D again
- San Diego cannot over come having Norv as their head coach
That leaves the GREATEST team in the World - YOUR PITTSBURGH STEELERS to represent the AFC in the Superbowl (and win obviously)

any ncaa fans on here!!!!!!!!!!!!
GO LONGHORNS
woo hoo colt

 

[dunnright00]

As for the Pro's:
- San Diego cannot over come having Norv as their head coach

Meh, I just hope the Steelers are still around in the playoffs so we can Knock 'em out! Return the favor from last year!

 

[Ceedubya]

If you gave those guys a stick, some skates, and let em beat the holy hell out of each other then you would have a game!!

Until then... GO 49rs!!!! :rockin:

 

[AnonyBrew]

What's all this crap about sticks? Talk about a boring sport. The only other place you'll see a puck is in the men's urinal.

 

[wehumble]

R*A*M*S

Yes, I know, our offense is bad, our defense is worse, and our leading receiver broke his foot pre-preseason, but I have faith. If anyone is in Southern Indiana and wants to drink homebrew and watch the Rams lose with me, PM me, I need a drinking buddy during football season

Dude, I love the Rams but you need to put down the Koolaid, and slowly walk away. . .

Aw, screw it! RAMS Baby! 14-2! MVP Marc Bulger!

 

[Cape Brewing]

RAMS!?!? RAMS?!?!?! (in my best Jim Mora "playoffs voice")

RAMS!?!?!?

That's funny.

 

[Homercidal]

I'll bet you an IPA that the Browns finish better than the Cryn' Lyons.:fro:

Dude, you are ON!!

The Lions are going to roll over a few teams this year. They won't start losing until the second half when the other teams realize they can actually win a few games! By then it will be too late.

Stafford will make mincemeat of the defense with Smith pounding it through the line just to keep them on their toes!

You will hear the roar of the stadium all the way to Grand Rapids when the season starts!

GO LIONS!!!

No, not good enough...


GO LIONS!!!!

 

[sause]

All I got to say is

F*CK 'EM BUCKY!

 

[dataz722]

HAHA!!!! Gotta love baltimore's crowd. Its only a preseason game and that stadium is louder than most for a playoff game!!! Opposing offenses beware!

LETS GO RAVENS

 

[Hugh_Jass]

Dude, you are ON!!

The Lions are going to roll over for most teams this year. They won't start losing until their first game! By then it will be too late for the Lions.

Stafford will be made mincemeat by the defense with Smith pounding almost to the line just to keep them on their toes!

You will hear the moan of the stadium all the way to Grand Rapids when the season starts!

GO LIONS!!!

No, not good enough...


GO LIONS!!!!

Fixed those slight errors.

You're on.:cross:

 

[wehumble]

RAMS!?!? RAMS?!?!?! (in my best Jim Mora "playoffs voice")

RAMS!?!?!?

That's funny.

Hey, we're only 27 outta 53 players from being really special here!

 

[HoppyDaze]

HAHA!!!! Gotta love baltimore's crowd. Its only a preseason game and that stadium is louder than most for a playoff game!!! Opposing offenses beware!

LETS GO RAVENS

Really? I didn't notice the crowd once....

 

[Cape Brewing]

Really? I didn't notice the crowd once....

Maybe the crowd was contemplating what a complete and total asswhompin' they're gonna get dealt in Week 4. I'm sure that would keep 'em quiet.

 

[Hambone]

^^^You're still braggin about the Pats after they lost to the Bengals? I know that it's still preseason and all, but the Bengals? For real?

 

[Homercidal]

Fixed those slight errors.

You're on.:cross:

That's too funny!


Also: It's official...



It's ON!!!!!!1111

 

[whalenutz]

what is every one thinking once vick is reinstated then the eagles will be unstopable!!!

 

[dataz722]

They need to get an O line before they try and do anything.

 

[whalenutz]

will see in two weeks how you feel about that, watch out for flaco to fall flat on his face, i hope he doesnt, i like eagles in nfc and ravens in the afc, 52 is a freak!!!

 

[dataz722]

I am afraid that flacco is going to have a decline this year. Don't have anything to back that up just a gut feeling. And if it ended up being the eagles and ravens in the bowl I would be in for a world of trouble since I live in Eagles country.

 

[Cape Brewing]

^^^You're still braggin about the Pats after they lost to the Bengals? I know that it's still preseason and all, but the Bengals? For real?

Preseason!!! We're talkin' 'bout PRESEASON (in my best Alan Iverson voice)

(I'm doing a lot of impressions lately)

C'mon man... we're talking about PRESEASON games. They're practices!

The Lions went 4-0 in the preseason last year. How'd that work out?

The Pats have a lot of unfinished business to take care of and they're gonna ****tstomp a lotta teams this year.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Here's a list of teams that scare me as a Pats fan:

 

[Hugh_Jass]

That's too funny!


Also: It's official...



It's ON!!!!!!1111

Yep,
It's on like Donkey Kong.

Better start brewing. I'm no beer pediphile.