Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[eriktlupus]

I do seem to remember a certain team going 4-0 last preseason. 'Brewtus, can you help me remember who that might have been?

yeah so what? so the lions went 4-0 in preseason and then really stank up the league, again so what? that was last yr and this yrs team has turned over a new leaf this yr we'll suprise some people and get to play spoiler for some peoples dreams but i am worried about our away schedule since were playing the afc east i believe steelers away is gonna suck.



oh to heck with it....go lions!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Look at it this way... it can't get worse.

Nah... kidding aside, I think the Lion's worse times are behind them now that freakin' Millen is gone. Wow. how bad can you possibly f-up a team!?!? Allllllthough... Al Davis is apparently try to find out..


...and I think you meant the AFC North

 

[Revvy]

Hot off the press....

Coach Jim Schwartz picks Daunte Culpepper as Lions' starting quarterback to open preseason
by Tom Kowalski

ALLEN PARK - Detroit Lions head coach Jim Schwartz has named Daunte Culpepper as the starting quarterback for Saturday's preseason game against the Atlanta Falcons at Ford Field.

Just moments after making the announcement, Schwartz said it really doesn't mean anything.

Culpepper and rookie first-round pick Matthew Stafford are in a battle for the starting quarterback job and Schwartz said that Stafford would likely get the start next week against the Browns in Cleveland.

And what about the third preseason game? Will the starter of that game give us a clue as to who will start in the regular season?

"We've got a lot of ground between now and the third (game). Don't try to play that game, don't try to read too much into it because, honestly, there's nothing there,'' Schwartz said.

As for Saturday's game, Culpepper will likely go into the second quarter with Stafford replacing him. Stafford will play into the second half with Drew Stanton finishing out. As for how long each player would go, Schwartz didn't want to be nailed down.

"We don't have an exact number of plays or an exact number of series or an exact number of throws. We'll just play it by ear,'' he said.

 

[PseudoChef]

Nah, I like Peyton... he's the one that always gags in the playoffs so the Pats can advance. I like him.

Always as in 2007?

 

[srm775]

All I'm hearing is sour grapes

I plan on ... seeing how the Bears do this year. They've been disappointing me ever since they handed the Colts the Super Bowl in 07.

I freaking hate everybody named Manning.

Should be better, but the play calling hasn't really changed much. I hope they're able to finally offer some protection to Cutler and if Hester could get hooked on Phonics, he might be a decent receiving threat ... he's certainly able to stretch the field and out pace any back in football.

 

[Hugh_Jass]

you all are kwazy.

It's the year of the Man-genious.

Go Browns, baby!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Always as in 2007?

Ok... ONCE... do you honestly want me to count the gags?? in detail??

 

[Cape Brewing]

you all are kwazy.

It's the year of the Man-genious.

Go Browns, baby!

New funniest post of the thread!

 

[ohiobrewtus]

I do seem to remember a certain team going 4-0 last preseason. 'Brewtus, can you help me remember who that might have been?

That was my Detroit Lions, or as I like to call them, the 2008 Preseason Champions.

 

[ohiobrewtus]

you all are kwazy.

It's the year of the Man-genious.

Go Browns, baby!

Mangini and Kokonis (also known as ManKok) will take the Browns nowhere.

 

[Hugh_Jass]

Mangini and Kokonis (also known as ManKok) will take the Browns nowhere.

I'll bet you an IPA that the Browns finish better than the Cryn' Lyons.:fro:

 

[dunnright00]

Ok... ONCE... do you honestly want me to count the gags?? in detail??

Those weren't gags, they were Beatings!

By the Chargers!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

by the Whale Vagina Chargers?? Stay classy....

Please... peyton is actually verb now in Boston. It means - to absolutely choke on a grand stage.

"Oh man... I can't believe I took that model home!!! She was all into some crazy stuff but then I somehow managed to peyton the whole deal and she took off."

 

[dunnright00]

Ok.

Let's look at the Colts seasons since Manning was Drafted.

1998 - 3-13, didn't make the playoffs.
1999 - Lost to the Titans
2000 - Lost to the Dolphins
2001 - 6-10, didn't make the playoffs
2002 - Lost to the Jets
2003 - Lost to the Patriots
2004 - Lost to the Patriots
2005 - Lost to the Steelers
2006 - Won the Super Bowl (2 words?)
2007 - Lost to the Chargers
2008 - Lost to the Chargers

Ok, so the Chargers and the Cheaters, I mean Patriots each have two post season smack-downs.

But I think SD has like 4 or 5 regular season wins too.
:fro:

edit: I also found out that Manning's first win was against the Chargers and Cryin' Ryan Leaf.
You will never see me type that name again.

 

[Cape Brewing]

But I think SD has like 4 or 5 regular season wins too.
:fro:

exactly... go back and look up how many playoff wins the Chargers have had over the last ten years.

we'll wait.

 

[Lil' Sparky]

sadly the same can be said for my cowboys...

 

[dunnright00]

I just meant on top of the 2 post season wins against the Colts.

We'll only need 3 post season wins this year.

 

[beer_guy_dave]

So who's the only team with 6 super bowl rings, including the most recent one.
Steelers, that's who!!! Since we can't play baseball here anymore, we will just be happy with the Steelers and an occasional Stanley Cup.

Go Black and Gold!!!

PS: off thread, but I just bottled a Golden Draak clone today.

Dave

 

[dunnright00]

Yeah, watching the game yesterday, they were polishing up all those trophies.
Makes me sick!!

 

[Dwain]

You know.....Romo does rhyme with Homo...ha ha ha ha.


Like, "You have to be a Homo not to be a fan of the Cowboys and Romo". Hey you're right, it does rhyme, not to mention being an amazing judge of character. - Dwain

 

[Hugh_Jass]

New funniest post of the thread!

What's so funny Cape?

Yes we don't have a clear starting QB
Yes our line on both sides of the ball sucks
Yes our main receiver couldn't catch a cold in the wintah
and Yes our defensive secondary has more holes than Mrs. PTN's stockings

but....it's our year

we're going to go a solid 7-9 maybe even as high as 8-8 (that's the dreamah in me)

Umm...maybe next year's our year.

 

[dontman]

UofM will probably do better than the lions this year...Uh maybe....sheesh.

Fight the team across the field
Show them Ohio's here,
Set the earth reverberating
With a mighty cheer,
Rah! Rah! Rah!
Hit them hard and see how they fall,
Never let that team get the ball,
Hail, hail, the gang's all here,
So let's win that old conference now.

"Buckeye Battle Cry"

In old Ohio there's a team
That's known throughout the land
Eleven warriors brave and bold,
Whose fame will ever stand.
And when the ball goes over,
Our cheers will reach the sky,
Ohio Field will hear again
The Buckeye Battle Cry!

Drive, Drive on down the field,
Men of the scarlet and gray;
Don't let them through that line,
We've got to win this game today,
COME ON OHIO!
Smash through to victory,
We cheer you as you go!
Our honor defend we will fight to the end
for OHIO!

"O" "H" "I" "O" ​

 

[HoppyDaze]

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Three pages and no Packer nation??? Weak sauce. Packers will take the north and make it to the Superbowl. Mark down my prediction.

 

[captianoats]

R*A*M*S

Yes, I know, our offense is bad, our defense is worse, and our leading receiver broke his foot pre-preseason, but I have faith. If anyone is in Southern Indiana and wants to drink homebrew and watch the Rams lose with me, PM me, I need a drinking buddy during football season

 

[AnonyBrew]

sadly the same can be said for my cowboys...

Not sadly....funny & most excellent!!

 

[wildwest450]

Three pages and no Packer nation??? Weak sauce. Packers will take the north and make it to the Superbowl. Mark down my prediction.

Dumb ass. I could care less about that division(except for Detroit), but Minnesota and Chicago are far better than the fudge packers.

 

[eriktlupus]

Fight the team across the field
Show them Ohio's here,
Set the earth reverberating
With a mighty cheer,
Rah! Rah! Rah!
Hit them hard and see how they fall,
Never let that team get the ball,
Hail, hail, the gang's all here,
So let's win that old conference now.

"Buckeye Battle Cry"

In old Ohio there's a team
That's known throughout the land
Eleven warriors brave and bold,
Whose fame will ever stand.
And when the ball goes over,
Our cheers will reach the sky,
Ohio Field will hear again
The Buckeye Battle Cry!

Drive, Drive on down the field,
Men of the scarlet and gray;
Don't let them through that line,
We've got to win this game today,
COME ON OHIO!
Smash through to victory,
We cheer you as you go!
Our honor defend we will fight to the end
for OHIO!

"O" "H" "I" "O" ​

 

[Hambone]

OHIO sucks! Geaux Tigers!

 

[cubbies]

R*A*M*S

Yes, I know, our offense is bad, our defense is worse, and our leading receiver broke his foot pre-preseason, but I have faith. If anyone is in Southern Indiana and wants to drink homebrew and watch the Rams lose with me, PM me, I need a drinking buddy during football season

I actually have some faith in our D this year, but man the offense is going to stink