Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Keefer]

Lame. Where'd you grow up? You can't just pick whoever you want, there are RULES involved, we've been over this in all kinds of detail. I don't trust anyone in LA anyway, Billy Simmons moved there and his brain turned into rice pudding within six months.

What are the rules?

The first football game I ever watched (well, the first time I watched a whole game) was of Favre in his MVP years. Been a Packers fan ever since. I even made the pilgrimage to Lambeau Field a few years ago, an amazing experience, even though we lost to the Vikes.

I don't think I should have to be a San Diego fan just because they're the closest team to me.

 

[Joemama474]

Clay Matthews for league MVP? Go.

I'd support that. At least defensive player of the year. Being sack leader in the NFL even after missing a game due to injury is mighty impressive.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Hell yeah, plus he has been making huge plays all over and has a pick-six. That mane of golden locks is running rampant all over the field.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

That "Ram It!" song was so bad I only made it through about 35 seconds. That was so gay it would make a homosexual blush. Seriously? Ram it? Wow. I agree, they should never be allowed an NFL team again.

 

[dataz722]

I hate the Ravens (sorry Dataz).

I understand. Its ok thought because it will be worth hearing cape run his mouth all next week when NE annihilates the Steelers.

 

[the_bird]

****. PLEASE don't tell me that you're wagering on New England this weekend.

 

[dataz722]

****. PLEASE don't tell me that you're wagering on New England this weekend.

I don't even know what the line is.

 

[Cape Brewing]

OH SWEET MUTHER!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Dataz takin' your team is the effin kiss of death

 

[eljefe]

OH SWEET MUTHER!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Dataz takin' your team is the effin kiss of death

Sweet. Another W for Your Pittsburgh Steelers!

 

[the_bird]

Dataz, I'll let Cape give you a ******* if you place your money on the Steelers.

 

[dataz722]

Dataz, I'll let Cape give you a ******* if you place your money on the Steelers.

Why would I want to lose money and get herpes?

 

[Fletch78]

The announcers did suck. It was 4th quarter, close game, and I went to bed. That's how bad it sucked. And they did suck Matt Ryan's penis. He is 18-1 at home though... very little help from Turner except blocking... Turner put Ray Lewis' murdering ass on the sideline.

 

[eljefe]

The_Bird and Cape, I have a wager for you. When the Steelers win tomorrow you have to use my Avatar as your own (similar to the cruelity you subjected to Dataz). If for some reason the Steelers throw the game and let the Pats win, Dataz will change his avatar back to the Brady one he had to list when his Ravens choked.

Sound good?

 

[Cape Brewing]

I dont bet on the Pats. Ever. I see it as just being overly glutonous. It would be like having a billion dollars and then stealing from the poor. It is just rubbing an excessive amount of salt into the wounds for everyone else. Everyone has had to deal with how insanely awesome the Pats and then you want me to win little bets ON TOP of that?

I wont do it.

I'm too good of a person deep down.

 

[Hugh_Jass]

I dont bet on the Pats. Ever. I see it as just being overly glutonous. It would be like having a billion dollars and then stealing from the poor. It is just rubbing an excessive amount of salt into the wounds for everyone else. Everyone has had to deal with how insanely awesome the Pats and then you want me to win little bets ON TOP of that?

I wont do it.

I'm too good of a person deep down.

You're quite the humanitarian.

In that game, I'm rooting for a pregame collision of both teams' buses.

 

[dataz722]

The_Bird and Cape, I have a wager for you. When the Steelers win tomorrow you have to use my Avatar as your own (similar to the cruelity you subjected to Dataz). If for some reason the Steelers throw the game and let the Pats win, Dataz will change his avatar back to the Brady one he had to list when his Ravens choked.

Sound good?

ummm wait what?

I dont bet on the Pats. Ever. I see it as just being overly glutonous. It would be like having a billion dollars and then stealing from the poor. It is just rubbing an excessive amount of salt into the wounds for everyone else. Everyone has had to deal with how insanely awesome the Pats and then you want me to win little bets ON TOP of that?

I wont do it.

I'm too good of a person deep down.

So in other words you have no confidence in your team.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh hey dataz .... How'd the Ravens do this week?

 

[dataz722]

They lost to the best team in the NFC.

I forget, how did the Pats do last week?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah... Well.. You're a pedophile

 

[user 574]

Admit it New Englanders, you're a little anxious this eve aren't ya?

 

[user 574]

To show NE some luv, I guarantee you will be loving Gronkowski 1-2 years from now. A total stud at U of A. Smart, fast receiver in a TE body.

 

[the_bird]

I already love Gronk. He had a ****ty game last week, but he's going to be a helluva ballplayer for a long time. Didn't know until recently that he's got two brothers in the NFL as well (TE in Denver, a FB in Dallas). They're all good Buffalo-Polish boys.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Eh... Hemm. Hold on... Let me properly gather my thoughts for a moment.

 

[the_bird]

Told ya I loved Gronk!

 

[Homercidal]

How's the mood this week? What can you say about a team that throws the ball out of the end zone when they need two with 15 seconds left?

Same old Lions. Same old tired stupid penalties. You know, you'd think that after complaining about stupid penalties week after week after week, they'd just stop fkn taking 'em, but NO! They just keep on fkn TAKING THEM!

The throwing the ball OUT OF FKN BOUNDS was only the last straw in the tired old camel's back.

But I'm feeling pretty good. :wink:

Anyway, Saturday was a good day. Got 5 gallons of IPA brewed up. Thinking about calling it, "5-yard IPA"...

 

[the_bird]

The_Bird and Cape, I have a wager for you. When the Steelers win tomorrow you have to use my Avatar as your own (similar to the cruelity you subjected to Dataz). If for some reason the Steelers throw the game and let the Pats win, Dataz will change his avatar back to the Brady one he had to list when his Ravens choked.

Sound good?

Since you weren't even confident enough in your own team to actually offer to put anything on the line, I'm going to feel completely free to mock you incessantly.

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

Jason Garrett, 1-0. Wade's gotta be thinking; WTF?!?!, now they play?!?!"

 

[Dwain]

Jason Garrett, 1-0. The Giants gotta be thinking; WTF?!?!, now they play?!?!"

There, fixed that for you.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

I think we should all place bets on if No. 4 gives up the ghost after a loss to the Packers next week.

I bet that if they lose and drop to 3-7, Old-greybeard will call it a career.

 

[the_bird]

I think we should all place bets on if No. 4 gives up the ghost after a loss to the Packers next week.

I bet that if they lose and drop to 3-7, Old-greybeard will call it a career.

I agree. These reports about the pain in his shoulder, that's him giving cover to make a quick exit out of Dodge when (not *if*) the Vikings lose to the Pack.

It's fun, now, because you *know* there's no more Brett Favre circus after this. Vikings sure as hell don't want him back, and ain't a coach/GM in the league who wants to deal with his act anymore. If you're a head coach, Favre's the kind of player that gets you fired.

Ugh... just had a terrible thought. What if EPSN hires him to be an "analyst" next season? He'd be the anti-Tedi Bruschi up there.