Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[user 574]

I think he goes the way of Montana and we rarely hear from him. I also thought the same of his shoulder situation.

 

[the_bird]

HA! Yeah, right...

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

I would have no problem with Favre becoming an announcer or analyst. I don't see it happening, but if he was good I would be fine with it.

I don't hold much of a grudge against him. I take the teams side in the messy divorce with the Pack, but I don't give a crap really. After he retires, I with think fondly of him in a GB uniform.

 

[Dwain]

I don't hold much of a grudge against him. I take the teams side in the messy divorce with the Pack, but I don't give a crap really. After he retires, I with think fondly of him in a GB uniform.

I agree. He obviously loves the game. They offered him as much to not play. I hate that he is such a drama queen. And don't think for one second that if MN thought Tavaris gave them the best chance at the start of the year, they wouldn't have played him.

 

[dataz722]

What hell!!!

Redskins jsut gave mcnabb a 5yr 78mil extension.

 

[Cape Brewing]

What hell!!!

Redskins jsut gave mcnabb a 5yr 78mil extension.

WHAT the..... @#$*!(!@#&!((%@&%%))()~^@$*(^~(*@^$(&!?!?!?

I'm stumped.

Isn't this a guy they're getting ready to bench???

 

[Cape Brewing]

And hey!!! Where's that ollllllo guy!?!?

I wanna yell at him about this damn "local forum" PM I got!!!

 

[dataz722]

WHAT the..... @#$*!(!@#&!((%@&%%))()~^@$*(^~(*@^$(&!?!?!?

I'm stumped.

Isn't this a guy they're getting ready to bench???

You mean DID bench!

 

[olllllo]

I don't hold much of a grudge against him. I take the teams side in the messy divorce with the Pack, but I don't give a crap really. After he retires, I with think fondly of him in a GB uniform.

Hmmm. Except more recently we have to picture him pantsless and in Crocs.

 

[Cape Brewing]

OH!!!! what's with the local forum PM's!?!?!?

 

[olllllo]

And hey!!! Where's that ollllllo guy!?!?

I wanna yell at him about this damn "local forum" PM I got!!!

How many do you want?

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

I actually think of him with open-fly jeans on. 'Cause he puts his pants on just like everyone else, and then he pulls out his penis.'

 

[Cape Brewing]

Narcs can never take a joke.

Packers suck.

 

[the_bird]

I'm just... gobsmacked. Saw this news while I was on the phone with someone, I almost couldn't talk. Is Shanahan on board with this? McNabb ain't exactly a good fit with that offense.

Wow. Just.... wow.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I actually think of him with open-fly jeans on. 'Cause he puts his pants on just like everyone else, and then he pulls out his penis.'

I hate Favre. I really do. Not because I'm a Pats fan in anyway, I just think he's gotta be one of the most overrated guys going. Is he good? Ehhh.. sure. He's won a lot of games... and he's... ehhh.. "exciting" to watch I guess... in the sense that you are on the edge of your seat waiting to see if it is going to be a pick or a TD.

That said... I dunno... Jen Sterger's preeeeeeetty hot.

 

[Cape Brewing]

"gobsmacked"... that's awesome.

Who the *%^&$ says, "gobsmacked"???

 

[the_bird]

I do, *******!

 

[olllllo]

Who the *%^&$ says, "gobsmacked"???

Favre to Jen Sterger.

How'd you like to be gobsmacked with my naked bootleg?

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL! Freakin "gobsmacked".... Next you're gonna tell us you got hoodwicked on the way to a hootinnanny the other day.

 

[eljefe]

Since you weren't even confident enough in your own team to actually offer to put anything on the line, I'm going to feel completely free to mock you incessantly.

Incessant mocking will not worsen the pain I feel already. That was an old fashion a$$ kicking. I will find a suitable picture as punishment and post it to my avatar.

 

[the_bird]

LOL! Freakin "gobsmacked".... Next you're gonna tell us you got hoodwicked on the way to a hootinnanny the other day.

Ah, suck my bollocks, dear chap.

 

[Cape Brewing]

So... I was sitting down in the gin joint I have set up in the basemet having a little giggle juice while I was watching the game when my main squeeze came down and saw the score. She said, "wow! Those Patriots are the bee's knees!". I replied, "Now you're on the trolley!! That hep-cat Brady is aces!"

 

[Cape Brewing]

Damn!!!! The Redskins look like the Steelers out there!

Ohhhh snap! Oh no I di-int

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Wow... Just started listening and checked the highlights online.... holy crap.

Its the Mike Vick show out there. They are talking about how this could be the largest blow out yardage and point wise all time. The first half 45 points is second all time and they have a legit shot at the most total yardage all time.

Probably not what McNabb envisioned for his first game after cashing the big check.

 

[the_bird]

PETA's going to be pissed.

Michael-Mike Vick *has* to be the leading candidate for MVP now, doesn't he? Assuming he continues to play at a high level through the rest of the season. Dude has the highest QB rating in the league, hasn't thrown a ******* interception all season, averaging 7.8 yards per rush (with four rushing TDs)... I mean, other than the fact he didn't start the season immediately and got hurt for a couple games, no one in the league has been better.

Philly's leading the NFC East, and I can't think of a team in that conference that scares me more.

Gotta be Vick. Forget Clay Matthews, forget Arian Foster, forget Philip Rivers... it's Michael-Mike Vick.

 

[motobrewer]

I would have no problem with Favre becoming an announcer or analyst. I don't see it happening, but if he was good I would be fine with it.

I don't hold much of a grudge against him. I take the teams side in the messy divorce with the Pack, but I don't give a crap really. After he retires, I with think fondly of him in a GB uniform.

Farve is, first and foremost, a dumb f*cking hillbilly. No really, he might be the dumbest guy in the league. No way ESPN will make him an analyst. maybe an anal-ist...

I, on the other hand, despise farve. what exactly did he do for us? One ring? Ok, but how many rings was he personally responsible for giving up? Christ, I was 9 when he took over, and he got us to two superbowls? Nobody ever remembers that he is also the biggest choker in the NFL.

somehow he gets a pass because he can throw the long ball and play really really good backyard football. but seriously, 15 years on the packers, one ring....sounds pretty below average to me.

 

[the_bird]

Take away Desmond Howard, and he doesn't even win the one. Pats played the Packers pretty straight-up that game except they couldn't stop Howard.

 

[SpanishCastleAle]

Considering how long ESPN kept Michael Irvin as an analyst, it wouldn't surprise me if he became an analyst somewhere. And I'm a Cowboy fan but Irvin was terrible imo.

 

[the_bird]

They're just going to keep Favre in a nice office somewhere in the building, so when Boomer gets a craving he can go in and knob on some Favre-cock for a while. If we see SportsCenter come back from commercial and Boomer's wiping off his chin, we'll know why.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Farves not getting anywhere near the broadcast booth. The guys got dumptrucks full of cash and the 4.9 million acres ranch out in the middle of no where. When he's done, he'll disappear to the ranch and walk around all day with his junk hanging out.