Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

A lot of tax returns getting done today.

 

[HoppyDaze]

biggest chokefest i've seen in decades.

no, that was two weeks ago...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Brady.... Super Bowl record for completions... 13-15 for 124 and two TDs in the 4th quarter including 8-8 on the game winning drive.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

People are asking why Carroll went with a pass play. The answer is he believed in his QB and wanted to have a belchfest of a post game interview on how great his QB is than Brady. We got the answer.

Now we have to listen to Sherman complain about having Tommy John surgery for his busted hymen. Boo hoo!

 

[paulthenurse]

That's bullsh!t. Brady is an over the hill, lucky, has-been. Hoppy said so.

Interesting that the over the hill, lucky has-been Brady scored more points in the fourth quarter, when it counted, than Seattle's last nine opponents combined. Hoppy probably has an explanation for that.

 

[Ridire]

... Tommy John surgery for his busted hymen. Boo hoo!

Now that's funny.

 

[HoppyDaze]

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[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!!

Enjoy the most soul-crushing defeat in the history of the Super Bowl


SUCK IT!!!

 

[the_bird]

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[motobrewer]

"I've been a seahawk fan since the beginning......


....of 2013"

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...nch-Mayor-Bill-Blasio-Super-Bowl-episode.html

 

[paulthenurse]

That's nice of Hoppy to put that asterisk after Tom Brady's name to indicate when he officially became the best of all time.

 

[bob1852]

I will say this: Brady's moved up to #2 QB of all time on my list (and everyone cares about my list).

It's damn impressive to have won a super bowl after not having won one in ~10 years.

I think Staubach went 6 years between victories, Eli 4, and no one else more than 3 years between victories (at least, that's what I found in my 30 seconds of expert Google research).

And, to do so, as mentioned, by scoring 14 points in the 4th against that defense. Hats off to Brady and the Patriots. :cheers:

 

[Darwin18]

Now on to having their 2015 1st round pick taken away!

 

[motobrewer]

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Autocorrect will get you every time.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

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They are all about trademarking. Why not trademark that as the international symbol for butt hurt!

 

[hopstupid]

Neither have the Cheathawks or Cheat Carroll (not even a college national championship for that matter before abandoning his cheating mess at USC)...

Are you serious? I'm a big UCLA fan you can't really expect coach Pete Carroll to know Reggie Bush's parents are living in a house rent free in San Diego.

That's cheating?

 

[motobrewer]

 

[motobrewer]

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[paulthenurse]

Damned good thing he wasn't wearing the Ugg boots. He would have been snapped up in the first round.

 

[paulthenurse]

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[user 574]

Cape loves this one...

 

[motobrewer]

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they don't keep the same ring design every year, n00b.

 

[Cape Brewing]

2014 New England Patriots.... youngest team ever to win a Super Bowl.

Not bad for a rebuilding year

 

[Darwin18]

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[TheDudeLebowski]

I'd recommend tuning into some streaming sports talk shows from Seattle. Best drama of the year.

 

[GenIke]

What time do the Supersonics play?

 

[paulthenurse]

they don't keep the same ring design every year, n00b.

No **** Sherlock.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Tom Brady - more playoff wins than the Denver Broncos

 

[Cape Brewing]

Russell Wilson about to be paid "top QB in the league" money?? Yes.. PLEASE!!

No more Lynch... Dick Sherman out for a year with Tommy John surgery.

Hey Seahawks... thanks for coming. That one year you were really good was fun.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Next!!!

 

[the_bird]

You really think with all the "medications" Seattle has at their disposal, Sherman's going to miss a year?

 

[finsfan]

Hey Seahawks... thanks for coming. That one year you were really good was fun.

If I remember correctly, Seattle has won just as many Super Bowls as the Patriots have in the last decade.

 

[Cape Brewing]

If I remember correctly, Seattle has won just as many Super Bowls as the Patriots have in the last decade.

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

Holy shti!!!!

Are you even serious right now??

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahah!!!

 

[finsfan]

BWAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!!!!!

Holy shti!!!!

Are you even serious right now??

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhahahahahahahahahah!!!

It's a fact that I'm serious about facts.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hahahahahaha!!!!!

You need a timeout. Go sit in the corner until I say you can speak again.

 

[finsfan]

If I remember correctly, Seattle has won just as many Super Bowls as the Patriots have in the last decade.

Still a fact.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Haha... Ok. Aaaaaaand you can go eat a big huge bag of dicks.

Wanna talk about the last decade and how many the Dolphins have won???

Hahahahahahah

 

[GenIke]

If Wilson was taller that would have been a completion.

 

[bluemoose]

Warren Sapp arrested for soliciting a prostitute and fire from NFL network. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy!

I bet Sherman's curve will never be the same.

 

[jbaysurfer]

Russell Wilson about to be paid "top QB in the league" money?? Yes.. PLEASE!!

No more Lynch... Dick Sherman out for a year with Tommy John surgery.

Hey Seahawks... thanks for coming. That one year you were really good was fun.

Like the 2007 Patriots. Not "really good".