Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[finsfan]

This coming from a guy whose team logo is a fish jumping over a rainbow?

Mark Sanchez..........


That is all.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You know what? **** the Patriots for making the NFL fan base have to listen to this ridiculousness at this time. and the bullsh!t Pats fans are worse than I ever imagined.

(Smooooooches)

 

[HoppyDaze]

Some of us on this forum adopt irritating and *********-ista personalities as a comic foil, as a way to say things that responsible, civilized members of society never could.

And then there are the irritating and douchebad-istas who show themselves for who they really are.

Personally, I'm firmly in the latter category.

Hey Hoppy, how you dooooin'?

Hey bud, what's up my man?

 

[HoppyDaze]

(Smooooooches)

Back at you fella. Let play some effing football

 

[paulthenurse]

Hey bud, what's up my man?

Nuttin. Watching a documentary on the History Channel about a bunch of scofflaws, tax cheats, rabble rousers and anarchists. Sam Adams, John Adams, Joseph Warren and Paul Revere. The original Patriots. It's wicked pissah.

Fu(k Mad King Roger.

 

[user 574]

Shouldn't you Pats fans be outside shoveling? Or breaking the rules and driving around the city?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Nuttin. Watching a documentary on the History Channel about a bunch of scofflaws, tax cheats, rabble rousers and anarchists. Sam Adams, John Adams, Joseph Warren and Paul Revere. The original Patriots. It's wicked pissah.

Fu(k Mad King Roger.

Is there tits in that one?

 

[paulthenurse]

Nah. Kind of a bumah. Everything is bettah with ****ies.

Mad King Rogah will probably move to ban cheerleaders soon based on their overinflated ****ies. Or dress them up in farkin burkas.

 

[paulthenurse]

I've been sitting here since my last post thinking about the dichotomy paradigm of TB being married to Giselle but preferring under inflated footballs.

Sometimes drinking alone on your couch is a mind fuq.

 

[day_trippr]

Shouldn't you Pats fans be outside shoveling? Or breaking the rules and driving around the city?

Phhbt. While from the non-stop news you'd think the God Of Weather is a Seahawks fan and s/he's gonna smote the lot of us, it's barely snowing here.

'Course, they keep saying the storm isn't actually here yet. We'll see. I've been through so many of these that break either way I can't get excited.

I gots my wood stove backup, we have a well so I gots my mash tun filled with potable water, bathtub filled with flushing water...and roughly 40 gallons of kegs on tap in a basement that'll probably dive to the 40s if we lose power

Bring it on, baby!

And GO PATS!

Cheers!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Phhbt. While from the non-stop news you'd think the God Of Weather is a Seahawks fan and s/he's gonna smote the lot of us, it's barely snowing here.



'Course, they keep saying the storm isn't actually here yet. We'll see. I've been through so many of these that break either way I can't get excited.



I gots my wood stove backup, we have a well so I gots my mash tun filled with potable water, bathtub filled with flushing water...and roughly 40 gallons of kegs on tap in a basement that'll probably dive to the 40s if we lose power



Bring it on, baby!



And GO PATS!



Cheers!

Congrats on the wood stove and snow storm. Obviously elite to Pacific NW households.

 

[day_trippr]

Hoppy, stop being inscrutable. Keep it simple - in your wheel house

fwiw, I lived in Eldon for a few years before it became everybody's second home. Started a restaurant and seafood store when Boeing went down the tubes. Loved the Peninsula back in the early 70s. Wonderful place. Poor as all hell but water skiing in the canal, steelheading, or crossing the Spine and seeing the ocean from way up high are memories I won't forget.

But, back on topic, it's too bad you nitwits overran the place...

Cheers!

 

[ChshreCat]

Sure be a shame if the North East gets snowed in enough to shut down the airports and only Hawk fans can make it to Arizona for the game. I'm sure patty fans will be able to sell their tickets online to good 12's that will put them to use.

 

[jbaysurfer]

People's ability to rationalize knows no bounds. LMMFAO.
I'm an athiest, but thank God for Deflategate. Pure. Entertainment.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGWejAdr7YQunder[/ame] the bus...where they belong. He's just doing his job. :rockin:

 

[ChshreCat]

The most annoying thing about it all is that after the Hawks dismantle the patties everyone will say it was only because belly and his boys weren't able to cheat like the always have before.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Nah. Kind of a bumah. Everything is bettah with ****ies.

Mad King Rogah will probably move to ban cheerleaders soon based on their overinflated ****ies. Or dress them up in farkin burkas.

Aah. Wait for Revere's Ride. Theyre seeming to go for the dramatization. I'm sure they'll latch on to some of the rumors of what some of the other riders were up that night before they took off. Colonists weren't all boring.

 

[Darwin18]

Cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat. Now with fancy graphs!

http://www.sharpfootballanalysis.co...iots-mysteriously-became-fumble-proof-in-2007

 

[stratslinger]

So I just read up the latest on the latest "person of interest" in PSIGate.

The other room the Dude went to was the bathroom.

For 90 seconds.

Which actually begs the question - did he have time to wash his hands in that timeframe? Nothing suspicious there. Just kinda gross...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Alright snow.... Let's go.... Finish falling so we can clean up the streets and I can take a leisurely drive to my flight.... TO THE SUPER BOWL... Friday morning.

 

[bluemoose]

Cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat. Now with fancy graphs!

http://www.sharpfootballanalysis.co...iots-mysteriously-became-fumble-proof-in-2007

Really Darwin?
I've heard the argument that the Patriots are cheating because they haven't lost a fumble at home this year. Not that they haven't fumbled, but that they haven't lost one.
By this logic, the Packers cheated this year because Aaron Rodgers didn't throw an interception at home. CHEEEEATERS!

Why you guys got to hate sooooo much. Does this all stem from getting picked last in gym class?

 

[Darwin18]

Why do you guys got to cheat soooo much? Does this all stem from Brady and Belicheat having inferiority complexes?

 

[Cape Brewing]

He's just trolling.... ignore the noise and brace the hate.

Buddy dropped off an entire suitcase that has an inside specifically designed to transfer beer bottles. Packing all sorts a' beer for Phoenix

 

[Cape Brewing]

Why do you guys got to cheat soooo much? Does this all stem from Brady and Belicheat having inferiority complexes?

Yup.

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[Darwin18]

Embrace the hate Cape. There's going to be a lot of it in Arizona. The entire country, minus the NE, wants the Pats get their asses handed to them.

 

[Darwin18]

Latest on deflate gate:

http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/01/26/deflategate-equipment-manager-new-england-patriots

Apparently we have a rogue locker room attendant here. Kraft is going to demand a full apology from the NFL. Anyone who believes the locker room attendant acted completely on his own is delusional.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Embrace the hate Cape. There's going to be a lot of it in Arizona. The entire country, minus the NE, wants the Pats get their asses handed to them.

Ohhhhh nooooo.... Reeeeeeeally?? Awwwww that makes me sooooo sad.

Don't worry, I have been practicing my "go fcku yourself" in multiple languages.

 

[Cape Brewing]

latest on deflate gate:

http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/01/26/deflategate-equipment-manager-new-england-patriots

apparently we have a rogue locker room attendant here. Kraft is going to demand a full apology from the nfl. Anyone who believes the locker room attendant acted completely on his own is delusional.

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[Cape Brewing]

Latest on deflate gate:

http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/01/26/deflategate-equipment-manager-new-england-patriots

Apparently we have a rogue locker room attendant here. Kraft is going to demand a full apology from the NFL. Anyone who believes the locker room attendant acted completely on his own is delusional.

LOL!! Yeah... You nailed it. He was given a DIRECT order... To go take a piss.

LOL!!

*****.

 

[stratslinger]

Latest on deflate gate:

http://www.si.com/nfl/2015/01/26/deflategate-equipment-manager-new-england-patriots

Apparently we have a rogue locker room attendant here. Kraft is going to demand a full apology from the NFL. Anyone who believes the locker room attendant acted completely on his own is delusional.

I know reading comprehension is tough for some people, but seriously - read my post like 8 posts back.

It's been confirmed since Jay Glazer, that genius, reported this, that the "other area" the guy went to was the bathroom. And he was in and out in 90 seconds.

Seriously, the only controversy there is whether the guy actually washed his hands.

 

[stratslinger]

Alright snow.... Let's go.... Finish falling so we can clean up the streets and I can take a leisurely drive to my flight.... TO THE SUPER BOWL... Friday morning.

How much did you wind up with, Cape? Down in western CT we haven't gotten hit too hard so far. Not sure if much more's still coming, but after listening to the weather guys talk about snowmageddon the past few days, I look out and I'll be darned if there's 8 inches in my driveway.

Might not even be 6.

Ah well, cheap work from home day I guess.