Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[h22lude]

Maybe in your head that's what you think this thread is but its understandable. Pats fans thinking 1.Belichick 2. BRADY!!! 3. Gronksmash 4. Where's the sam adams. Common sense I think checks in around 10.

Exactly. Though Sam Adams may be 5 or 6,

 

[Punity]

Exactly. Though Sam Adams may be 5 or 6,

Sorry yuengling should have been thrown in there and chowda. Dont know where those rank.

 

[h22lude]

This thread is so alive when the pats lose I love it.

My point exactly. For some reason this turned into a Pats and college football thread.

 

[Punity]

My point exactly. For some reason this turned into a Pats and college football thread.

I blame finsfan talkin about Kstate all the time cause we care. And moto for pointing out Hoppy didn't go to college or something like that.

 

[h22lude]

Sorry yuengling should have been thrown in there and chowda. Dont know where those rank.

Yuengling doesn't distribute north of new York. And chowda is 4.

 

[h22lude]

I blame finsfan talkin about Kstate all the time cause we care. And moto for pointing out Hoppy didn't go to college or something like that.

Speaking of that, where is finsfan?

 

[Punity]

Yuengling doesn't distribute north of new York. And chowda is 4.

Ahh didn't know that see we are learning here. What?! I doubt that can overtake Gronk smash

 

[Punity]

Speaking of that, where is finsfan?

Creamed himself to death or at least.a trip to the hospital.

 

[bob1852]

Butt hurt? Not me. Yeah rub it in. Making the playoffs every year sucks.

It is so easy to piss you guys off. None of you like football. You just like to hate the Pats because they are the best team ever

If by best team other, you mean "team that hasn't won a super bowl in 9 years and don't have near the most total super bowls" then yes, I agree.

This thread is so alive when the pats lose I love it.

It's because we all secretly love the Pats.

 

[Punity]

If by best team other, you mean "team that hasn't won a super bowl in 9 years and don't have near the most total super bowls" then yes, I agree.

It's because we all secretly love the Pats.

I'm wearing a bledsoe Jersey right now

 

[h22lude]

Ahh didn't know that see we are learning here. What?! I doubt that can overtake Gronk smash

Lol I forgot gronk smash but we do take chowda seriously.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Not liking a team becuase of the shiny uniforms. Go Oregon on to the Nc, Rose, no one gives a s*** bowl.

But the Huskies now have shiny unis just trying compete with something/anything Oregon does...

 

[Punity]

But the Huskies now have shiny unis just trying compete with something/anything Oregon does...

Yes 4 uni combos compared to 100+ so close

 

[bob1852]

I'm wearing a bledsoe Jersey right now

Yeah, but it is a Wazzou jersey.

 

[Punity]

Yeah, but it is a Wazzou jersey.

Hey don't put that on me

 

[Mindsculptor]

I blame finsfan talkin about Kstate all the time cause we care.

Funny thing, I am both a Dolphins and K-State fan. So, yeah, there's two of us in this thread.

 

[Punity]

Funny thing, I am both a Dolphins and K-State fan. So, yeah, there's two of us in this thread.

Equal in every way you guys should get some family photos.

 

[ChshreCat]

I'm wearing a bledsoe Jersey right now

This one?

 

[Punity]

I just threwup

 

[finsfan]

Dolphins won. Pats lost. That is all

 

[ChshreCat]

Dolphins won. Pats lost. That is all

Just to blow the Jag's playoff run.

 

[day_trippr]

So we just saw a football game where literally one single player was responsible for the outcome.

Dennard.
Look it up.

Anyway, golf claps to the 'Fins for the win, they deserved it. Pats played down to a level that the Dolphins thrive and it bit them in the butt. Any Given Sunday, and all that.

But...there's not going to be a happy ending for Miami this year.
Hopefully they know that by now and have already booked their golf vacations to begin December 30, while the Pats prepare for the first round...

Cheers!

 

[ChshreCat]

For the sake of my fantasy team, I had to root for Pissburg for the last few minutes of that game.

I need to go shower now.

 

[Mindsculptor]

Pats played down to a level that the Dolphins thrive and it bit them in the butt.

Played down? The only team that's played down to a level in a Dolphins-Patriots game this year is the Dolphins in the first game, when they played half a game. The reason everybody hates the Pats is because their fans say stupid **** like this, as if a decade run can expunge three decades of being the AFC East's (and especially the Dolphins') prison bitch bottom.

And while we're talking playoffs, this Dolphins team isn't going to lose to the Jets or Bills. Meanwhile, the Lions are going to win tonight and the Patriots will beat the Ravens next week, assuring a playoff berth for the Phins. The Pats will get a bye because of a division win and their record, but they'll have to end up playing the Chiefs.

 

[emjay]

Played down? The only team that's played down to a level in a Dolphins-Patriots game this year is the Dolphins in the first game, when they played half a game. The reason everybody hates the Pats is because their fans say stupid **** like this, as if a decade run can expunge three decades of being the AFC East's (and especially the Dolphins') prison bitch bottom.

And while we're talking playoffs, this Dolphins team isn't going to lose to the Jets or Bills. Meanwhile, the Lions are going to win tonight and the Patriots will beat the Ravens next week, assuring a playoff berth for the Phins. The Pats will get a bye because of a division win and their record, but they'll have to end up playing the Chiefs.

You give the Dolphins entirely too much credit, friend. They are a terrible team that has no idea how to be anything BUT terrible.

Except, perhaps, being even more terrible. They're actually pretty damn good at that.

 

[Homercidal]

Lions on National TV tonight. Will they compete? Will they blow it in the 4th?

Probably.

 

[Darwin18]

Anyway, golf claps to the 'Fins for the win, they deserved it. Pats played down to a level that the Dolphins thrive and it bit them in the butt. Any Given Sunday, and all that.Cheers!

The Pats have "played down" for the last month, needing come from behind victories against Denver, Houston (LOL), and Cleveland (*pinches nose*). The Pats have far too many injuries and too little depth to do anything else but win the division.

 

[Cape Brewing]

The Pats have "played down" for the last month, needing come from behind victories against Denver, Houston (LOL), and Cleveland (*pinches nose*). The Pats have far too many injuries and too little depth to do anything else but win the division.

... and yet they're still the Two Seed who has beaten the One Seed.

 

[Darwin18]

... and yet they're still the Two Seed who has beaten the One Seed.

So long as you have Tom Terrific, First of His Name, King of the Bean Towners and the east half of Connecticut, Lord of Terrible College Free Agent Wide Receivers and Protector of Belichick's legacy, then yes you will always have a legitimate shot at making the playoffs. Will you take solace in your 2 seed when they're knocked out in the first round of the playoffs to the surprise of absolutely no one?

 

[motobrewer]

the dolphins!!!