Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

So long as you have Tom Terrific, First of His Name, King of the Bean Towners and the east half of Connecticut, Lord of Terrible College Free Agent Wide Receivers and Protector of Belichick's legacy, then yes you will always have a legitimate shot at making the playoffs. Will you take solace in your 2 seed when they're knocked out in the first round of the playoffs to the surprise of absolutely no one?

Could be much much worse.

How have your Sundays been for the last... Oh ... 30 years or so?

 

[motobrewer]

this guy is wicked smaht:

http://www.bostonglobe.com/sports/2...ge-for-week/icOuKxKfmoabDKGyroHW4K/story.html

 

[Darwin18]

Could be much much worse.

How have your Sundays been for the last... Oh ... 30 years or so?

The Jets were a solid playoff team in the 2000's. It's only recently that the team has hit rock bottom. Please, we're not talking about the Browns, Lions, Raiders, etc. This team has had success before and will again in the future. The defense is legit but the offense is completely devoid of talent. They make a few smart draft choices, some solid FA acquisitions, and Geno takes a big step forward then they'll be playoff caliber team next season or the season after. Oh wait...this is the Jets we're talking about. They'll draft three consecutive defensive lineman and then a punter, and Geno will progress to throwing the ball with his eyes closed.

 

[Cape Brewing]

First and foremost... They're not that good. There. You got me to say it. They have no business being the two seed tight now and as I said several pages ago... they just didn't have the depth to over- come massive losses to injuries. Wilfork, Kelly, Mayo, Gregory for large chunks... Talib has been at 50% and Gronk for more than he's played. I'm not giving the "injury excuse" because as I have said a dozen times.., a team has to be deep enough to overcome injuries... and the Pats aren't. It's not some effin' stupid "whaaaaaa. They let Welker go" bll**** or "oooooo. Belichick not kissing the medias ass make my vag itchy!!!" Issues .. They just don't have the depth. They started the most rookies of any team in the NFL this year and have done pretty well but they're done.

All of that said... Shaunnesy is a galactic fcktard who hates the Pats and writes sht non-stop just get a rise outta people. You really wanna sit back and fap all over yourself. Look up Ron Borges. Belichick must have given the guy a fcking wedgie in front of the team years ago. The Pats lose a game and according to Borges "if Belichick wasn't Satan, they would have won!!" If the Pats win a game, "the Pats won despite Belichick being Satan!!" Big snow storm about to hit Massachusetts? "Snow coming as God's revenge for Belichick being Satan!!!" Guy is a douchenozzle extraordinaire.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

"Turn it up!"

Only Massholes will get this.

 

[bob1852]

First and foremost... They're not that good. There. You got me to say it. They have no business being the two seed tight now and as I said several pages ago...

Your first relevent statement in this thread. Evah.

 

[Mindsculptor]

You give the Dolphins entirely too much credit, friend. They are a terrible team that has no idea how to be anything BUT terrible.

Terrible. Right, because a terrible team whose defense is missing its three starting corners is going to stop Tom Brady in a two minute drill. Okay.

 

[finsfan]

Terrible. Right, because a terrible team whose defense is missing its three starting corners is going to stop Tom Brady in a two minute drill. Okay.

Relevant

 

[Krovitz]

Terrible. Right, because a terrible team whose defense is missing its three starting corners is going to stop Tom Brady in a two minute drill. Okay.

Oh, STFU about missing starters. You guys barely beat the Patriots 3rd string/ practice squad. This year has been cursed and we're still at 10 wins. If McDaniels can wrap his f'ing brain around the red zone, we got got a chance.

 

[motobrewer]

i love it when h22 gets all riled up. makes me happy.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Your first relevent statement in this thread. Evah.

... and we're still waiting for yours.

Don't you have some cool stats to look up or something?

 

[bob1852]

... and we're still waiting for yours.

Don't you have some cool stats to look up or something?

Here's a stat: Miami 24 New England 20

 

[Cape Brewing]

Here's a stat: Miami 24 New England 20

... another meaningless one. Way to stay consistent.

 

[bob1852]

... another meaningless one. Way to stay consistent.

0 Super Bowl wins since 2004.

 

[motobrewer]

Here's a stat: Miami 24 New England 20

0 Super Bowl wins since 2004.

two of the most relevant facts in the history of relevant facts!

 

[Cape Brewing]

(Yawn)

 

[Mindsculptor]

Oh, STFU about missing starters.

Brady is third string/practice squad? Really? What'd you guys do, clone Marino and Elway? And while we're on the subject of third string/practice squad, that's exactly who sealed the deal against the Pats.

Being completely honest, I hope the Ravens curb stomp the Patriots next week and the Bills completely spoil your season after that. Because, let's be real, this Phins team isn't going to lose to the Bills or Jets. Nothing would be sweeter than the tears of Patriots fans after being denied the division title and a spot in the playoffs.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just being completely honest... no one cares what you hope.

Again... just being honest

 

[Punity]

Just being completely honest... no one cares what you hope.

Again... just being honest

Relevant

 

[Mindsculptor]

Just being completely honest... no one cares

Butthurt much? I hope this loss is bothering your team as much as it is you. It must suck to realize your team is actually beatable. Embrace the whole Homo inferus bostonensis (inferior hominid from Boston, for the Latin illiterates) thing, it'll make the pill of the Patriots' complete disintegration go down so much smoother.

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!! Delusions on grandeur much?? Haha!!! Wow dude. You were teeth-clenching beatin off after Brady tossed that pick weren't you? Wow man... You should try to find a hobby... Take the edge off a bit maybe.

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!! "Complete disintegration". LOL!!

 

[Mindsculptor]

I'm glad you found that funny. Undoubtedly I found Tom Brady's failure funnier.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Whatever Captain Creepy Post Guy

 

[Mindsculptor]

Whatever Captain Creepy Post Guy

And there's the Neanderthalesque knuckle dragging. I knew you had it in you. Now be a good boy and go back into your cage.

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL!!!

You got it dude. Heading there now.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Crap. Sorry. How does the whole "cage" thing work? Am I supposed to already HAVE a cage? Do i have to get one? Is that something I can pick up at Lowes or do I have to special order one on Amazon or something?

 

[finsfan]

Whatever Captain Creepy Post Guy

Woah woah woah! We ALL know this title goes to acid boy

 

[Cape Brewing]

Trying to think... I bet you Moto had a cage. He definitely strikes me as a cage kinda guy. Moto... work up a shipping quote on a cage for me if you don't mind. Freight!! None of this "if it fits it ships" top dollar crap. He didn't sound TOO definitive about WHEN I needed to get in it so I think I have time for freight shipping.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Woah woah woah! We ALL know this title goes to acid boy

Nah. He's not really creepy as much as much as he still just doesn't get the thread. This other one... those posts just scream of "i'm wearing the neighbor's cat's severed head as a beanie cap while I throw Turkish daggers at pictures of Tom Brady". Just a haaaaaaaaair too much hate over football. A touch. Maybe a smidge.