Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Krovitz]

Brady is third string/practice squad? Really? What'd you guys do, clone Marino and Elway? And while we're on the subject of third string/practice squad, that's exactly who sealed the deal against the Pats.

Being completely honest, I hope the Ravens curb stomp the Patriots next week and the Bills completely spoil your season after that. Because, let's be real, this Phins team isn't going to lose to the Bills or Jets. Nothing would be sweeter than the tears of Patriots fans after being denied the division title and a spot in the playoffs.

Brady can't catch his own passes. We've lost guys people have actually heard of before. You lose a couple of losers to a bullying scandal? Haha. Yesterday was as close as you're getting to a playoff win.

 

[finsfan]

Brady can't catch his own passes. We've lost guys people have actually heard of before. You lose a couple of losers to a bullying scandal? Haha. Yesterday was as close as you're getting to a playoff win.

Linemen are not superstars, of course you dont know who they are. That actually helped our team and guys are in now that probably should have been earlier. Our running game was non-existent before that scandal and has greatly improved since then

 

[MrNickVT]

Linemen are not superstars, of course you dont know who they are. That actually helped our team and guys are in now that probably should have been earlier. Our running game was non-existent before that scandal and has greatly improved since then

Relevant

 

[Cape Brewing]

Linemen are not superstars, of course you dont know who they are. That actually helped our team and guys are in now that probably should have been earlier. Our running game was non-existent before that scandal and has greatly improved since then

Your linemen suck and your running game sucks. Only reason Phins won was the ridiculous PI flag on Fletcher. Gift wrapped game a la Goodell because he hates the Pats.

 

[finsfan]

Your linemen suck and your running game sucks. Only reason Phins won was the ridiculous PI flag on Fletcher. Gift wrapped game a la Goodell because he hates the Pats.

Most of your games seem to be won or lost by PI calls. Maybe dont let it get that close and it wont be an issue.

PS we did return the favor that last drive and you couldnt get it down, Pats fault not Goodell's

 

[finsfan]

In other news, Gronk is showing support for the TGCFTTOTPHC (The Greatest College Football Turnaround Team Of The Past Half Century)

 

[motobrewer]

Your linemen suck and your running game sucks. Only reason Phins won was the ridiculous PI flag on Fletcher. Gift wrapped game a la Goodell because he hates the Pats.

4th stage of Patriot Fandom - blame the refs.

 

[Cape Brewing]

4th stage of Patriot Fandom - blame the refs.

No its not

 

[Cape Brewing]

I'm pretty sure you just made that up Moto. I mean... WTF is a "stage of fandom" anyway? And how could "blame the refs" be one of those stages?

The whole thing is terribly suspect.

I would like a link that shows that as fact.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Brady can't catch his own passes.

Neither can NFL receivers. heeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyoooooooooooooooooo

 

[HoppyDaze]

Have you guys seen how awesome Russell Wilson is this year? He's breaking records every time he farts or coughs. God damn is he good. Way better than any other quarterback after two seasons....ever! Marshawn Lynch still runs harder than your pussie RBs. I know because the redzone told me so.

I'll take your complaints off the air...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Have you guys seen how awesome Russell Wilson is this year. He's breaking records every time he farts or coughs. God damn is he good. Way better than any other quarterback after two seasons....ever! Marshawn Lynch still runs harder than your pussie RBs. I know because the redzone told me so. I'll take your complaints off the air...

... and we'll all pay more attention when they actually win something.

 

[bluemoose]

It was tough being a steelers fan last night. I don't mind being a lions fan tonight. They have sucked for so long they are like the Bills of the NFC.

 

[HoppyDaze]

... and we'll all pay more attention when they actually win something.

No, just making it to playoffs is an accomplishment, right? Your crew of Chowdas have been preaching that for a while now....

 

[Cape Brewing]

No, just making it to playoffs is an accomplishment, right? Your crew of Chowdas have been preaching that for a while now....

Five appearances.... Three wins

Zero appearance... Zero wins.

Game, set, match! Now go back in your cage!!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Those numbers just ain't right...

My cage only has one opening and its at the bottom. Who designed this thing?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Those numbers just ain't right... My cage only has one opening and its at the bottom. Who designed this thing?

(Whispering). I think this is the point where you mock me by reminding me how much appearances and wins the Ducks have.

Oh. Crap. That's right. Nevermind. Forget I said that.

 

[HoppyDaze]

One appearance and zero wins for both the Ducks and Seahawks. And....I'm perfectly fine with that.

 

[Cape Brewing]

One appearance and zero wins for both the Ducks and Seahawks. And....I'm perfectly fine with that.

Get used to it...

 

[lschiavo]

Five appearances.... Three wins

Zero appearance... Zero wins.

Game, set, match! Now go back in your cage!!

You don't wanna play tennis with me. Packers will win.

 

[ChshreCat]

Man, it must be tough for all you folks having to depend on other teams for their team's future.

 

[lschiavo]

Man, it must be tough for all you folks having to depend on other teams for their team's future.

If you read that, does it mean someone?

 

[lschiavo]

I like the Lions better now.

 

[day_trippr]

Aw, look at that.
A 61 yard bomb puts the Dolphins back to mere "contender" status already...

Cheers!

 

[Homercidal]

Lions controlled their own destiny, and it was their undoing.

It's good to see some things never change.

 

[finsfan]

Aw, look at that.
A 61 yard bomb puts the Dolphins back to mere "contender" status already...

Cheers!

Yeah F*** the lions! They sucked it up like normal

 

[ledhead72486]

Thank you Lions! Bear still have a chance to get knocked out in the first round!

 

[TrickyDick]

Lions controlled their own destiny, and it was their undoing.

It's good to see some things never change.

Been a Lions fan my whole life. It's very depressing. I tried to jump ship when I moved to FL, but the Lions are the broke back mountain of the NFL, you just can't quit being a fan.

I think they need a new coach more than anything else. Schwartz is like a viral infection that spreads to the entire team. The generalized lack of discipline is intolerable and I blame him for not hammering that into the players.

Will be interesting to see what happens Sunday bears vs eagles.

TD

 

[Cape Brewing]

Welp... Regardless of how the rest of the season goes for the Pats, I think that have done a pretty amazing job for a rebuilding year. Not too shabby at all I would say.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Now it's a rebuilding year...