Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Where did everyone go!?!

 

[bob1852]

Where did everyone go!?!

I'm far too lazy to try to sway you further. I made my case. You haven't.

 

[ChshreCat]

Brady's overall stats:

6th in passing completions
9th in passing attempts
7th in passing yards
5th in passing TDs
4th in QB rating
10th in completion %
5th in game winning drives
4th in comebacks
T3rd in Super Bowl wins

Patriots won 11 games the year he was out; a monkey could run that offense

Sorry Cape, not even close to Top 2.

Tony Romo could run that offense.

No wait, I draw the line at a monkey. I take it back.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Tony Romo could run that offense. No wait, I draw the line at a monkey. I take it back.

Racist

 

[ChshreCat]

Racist

I can't be racist. I hate white people as much as I hate everyone else.

 

[punkrockdave]

1) Montana
2) Elway
3) Farve
4) Manning, Peyton
5) Marino
6) Aikman
7) Brady

^obviously drunk^

 

[ChshreCat]

^obviously drunk^

Definitely. He left out Tebow.

 

[day_trippr]

Hmm...Using Tebow in an all-time best quarterback discussion may be a corollary to Godwin's Law....

Cheers!

 

[Punity]

Hmm...Using Tebow in an all-time best quarterback discussion may be a corollary to Godwin's Law....

Cheers!

Did win a playoff game.

 

[Darwin18]

No, no... a monkey could run that offense so I' sure Az will have a long list of QBs he's going to be able to run down. Let's give him a minute

I hate Brady almost as much as anyone else, but I don't think it's even an argument to even suggest that he has the highest value to his team than other player in the league at the moment given the atrocious talent that they've surrounded him on offense and the injuries up and down the offense and defense.

The Pats without Brady would be likely be a 4-9 team at this point in the season. I'm taking away your wins at Buffalo (23-21), NY (13-10) and most definitely NO (30-23), Denver (34-31), Houston (34-31), and Cleveland (27-26) because those are wins that Brady either led unlikely comebacks or you wouldn't have even been in a position to win without him.

 

[HoppyDaze]

nope

 

[stratslinger]

Well, well, well. Look who's back in the driver's seat for the one seed in the AFC. Thanks mr. Forehead, we appreciate your cooperation.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Well, well, well. Look who's back in the driver's seat for the one seed in the AFC. Thanks mr. Forehead, we appreciate your cooperation.

Not official yet. They need to win in Miami this weekend.

.... and as much as Miami baaa-lows, the Pats aren't playing up to their usual totally dominant standard.

 

[ChshreCat]

Anyone we know?

http://deadspin.com/one-green-bay-fans-ritualistic-attempt-to-heal-aaron-r-1482358478

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=ZOmNQoVicAs

 

[HoppyDaze]

LOL they would be the worst team in the history of football to have home field in the playoffs. What a joke the AFC is.

 

[Cape Brewing]

LOL they would be the worst team in the history of football to have home field in the playoffs. What a joke the AFC is.

Oh I know. It's crazy how they lose the SB every year.

Wait... What??

 

[HoppyDaze]

oh god....

 

[McBrewskie]

**** Denver. Peyton Manning isn't Brady no matter all the idiots yelling "oh my gods look at da statz!!!!".

 

[stratslinger]

Not official yet. They need to win in Miami this weekend.

.... and as much as Miami baaa-lows, the Pats aren't playing up to their usual totally dominant standard.

But, isn't that kind of the definition of "in the driver's seat"? How about "in control of their own destiny." That work better? Either way, it means they control whether or not they get the one seed - they win out, they get it, they don't, they probably won't, that's all I'm saying.

That, and thanks to the great forehead for a cool weather collapse after thinking he proved to everyone that he can play in the cold... Guess he showed us.

 

[Cape Brewing]

That, and thanks to the great forehead for a cool weather collapse after thinking he proved to everyone that he can play in the cold... Guess he showed us.

But he's thrown for sooooo many yards.

 

[Punity]

But he's thrown for sooooo many yards.

60 throws a game will do that to ya, it will be hilarious if he can't break the TD record

 

[HoppyDaze]

But he's thrown for sooooo many yards.

Sounds familiar

 

[punkrockdave]

Will never happen, getting to cold for Peyton to throw much more. Int time coming up.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Will never happen, getting to cold for Peyton to throw much more. Int time coming up.

*too

 

[hopstupid]

Oh I know. It's crazy how they lose the SB every year.

Wait... What??

HAHA

*too

 

[ChshreCat]

 

[ChshreCat]

 

[HoppyDaze]

Here comes a bad PI call, guaranteed.

 

[bob1852]

Dolphins - MDTOTM!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Ha! And clearly Brady was depending on it. He just threw it up for grabs.