Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[firerat]

AFC record to this point
36-28

NFC record to this point
27-35

NFC has 7 teams with only one win, AFC only has one team with one win. Each has 2 teams with zero wins

Any other questions?

Those there are some facts.

 

[HoppyDaze]

facts are for sucks

 

[McBrewskie]

AFC record to this point
36-28

NFC record to this point
27-35

NFC has 7 teams with only one win, AFC only has one team with one win. Each has 2 teams with zero wins

Any other questions?

NFC still has the better teams.

 

[finsfan]

NFC still has the better teams.

yeah, clearly. 1-3 teams are so good

 

[firerat]

NFC still has the better teams.

Yeah their better at losing it appears.

The only stat that matters is the W and L column.

All the yards per whatever means nill if you lose.

 

[Homercidal]

What matters is who they are playing. If NFC teams are playing each other, that just means they are playing against better teams. Someone has to compile a breakdown of games played NFC vs AFC in order to see who plays better again the other.

 

[Punity]

What matters is who they are playing. If NFC teams are playing each other, that just means they are playing against better teams. Someone has to compile a breakdown of games played NFC vs AFC in order to see who plays better again the other.

Afc> nfc so far thanks to all of last years PO teams....except the Hawks I hear they are still holding it down.

 

[emjay]

What matters is who they are playing. If NFC teams are playing each other, that just means they are playing against better teams. Someone has to compile a breakdown of games played NFC vs AFC in order to see who plays better again the other.

That's exactly what that demonstrates. Any intra-conference games can only produce a 1:1 win/loss ratio. The difference is entirely due to NFC vs AFC games (AFC has won 8 more than NFC). Think about it.

 

[firerat]

What matters is who they are playing. If NFC teams are playing each other, that just means they are playing against better teams. Someone has to compile a breakdown of games played NFC vs AFC in order to see who plays better again the other.

Fine....

WK 1 - 2 games

NFC Wins

Bear beat Bengals - 2

AFC Wins

Jets Beat Bucs - 1


WK 2 - 4 games

AFC Wins

Bills beat Panthers
Chiefs beat Cowgirls
Chargers beat Eagles
Broncos beat Giants - 4

NFC Wins

0

WK 3 - 8 games

AFC Wins - (ready for this)

Chiefs > Eagles
Browns > Vikings
Bengals > Packers
Patriots > Bucs
Dolphins > Falcons
Colts > Niners - 6

NFC Wins

Bears > Steelers
Seahawks > Jags - 2

WK 4 - 6 games

AFC Wins

Chiefs > Giants
Chargers > Cowgirls
Patriots > Falcons - 3

NFC Wins

Vikings > Steelers
redskins > Raiders
Saints > Dolphins - 3

AFC = 14

NFC = 7
NFC is better eh?

 

[firerat]

That's more facts.....

 

[WesleyS]

That's more facts.....

You might want to do some more fact checking though. Since when are the Texans in the NFC?

 

[firerat]

You might want to do some more fact checking though. Since when are the Texans in the NFC?

Oh ****.... I'll fix!!

Whatcha talking about, there's no NFC Texans, that's just silly....

 

[Punity]

You might want to do some more fact checking though. Since when are the Texans in the NFC?

They switched yesterday

 

[ChshreCat]

Fine....

WK 1 - 2 games

NFC Wins

Bear beat Bengals - 2

AFC Wins

Jets Beat Bucs - 1

Bears v Bengals counts as two games?

 

[Cape Brewing]

This is all much, much easier to understand if was laid out... in say... some sort of circular fashion... which would show who beat whom, thus illustrating a level of competitive balance..

If there was only such a graphic in existance...

we could all be satisfied with this silliness and focus on how awesome the Pats are.

 

[WesleyS]

This is all much, much easier to understand if was laid out... in say... some sort of circular fashion... which would show who beat whom, thus illustrating a level of competitive balance..

If there was only such a graphic in existance...

we could all be satisfied with this silliness and focus on how awesome the Pats are.

You mean some sort of wheel?

 

[ChshreCat]

HOUSTON (AP) -- Houston Texans QB Matt Schwab to undergo season ending surgery. "But I'm not injured! You can't do this!" Schwab was reported to have said. "Shut up. This is for the best." replied the Texans front office.

 

[Accidic]

Steelers 0-4
Giants 0-4

Those are two most gleeful circular references out there. Is there anything additional even needed?

 

[jafo28]

Fine....

WK 1 - 2 games

NFC Wins

Bear beat Bengals - 2

AFC Wins

Jets Beat Bucs - 1


WK 2 - 4 games

AFC Wins

Bills beat Panthers
Chiefs beat Cowgirls
Chargers beat Eagles
Broncos beat Giants - 4

NFC Wins

0

WK 3 - 8 games

AFC Wins - (ready for this)

Chiefs > Eagles
Browns > Vikings
Bengals > Packers
Patriots > Bucs
Dolphins > Falcons
Colts > Niners - 6

NFC Wins

Bears > Steelers
Seahawks > Jags - 2

WK 4 - 6 games

AFC Wins

Chiefs > Giants
Chargers > Cowgirls
Patriots > Falcons - 3

NFC Wins

Vikings > Steelers
redskins > Raiders
Saints > Dolphins - 3

AFC = 14

NFC = 7
NFC is better eh?

You forgot the Broncos beat the Eagles in week 4 too.

 

[NewWestBrewer]

In other news: CNN is reporting that the Jags have folded due to using high school players.

 

[motobrewer]

wow, that was terrible.

is that the kind of trash talking they do in Canadia?

 

[Accidic]

In other news: CNN is reporting that the Jags have folded due to using high school players.

Jebus. Do you pick on mentally challenged people too? That's just harsh.

 

[bluemoose]

HOUSTON (AP) -- Houston Texans QB Matthew Stafford to undergo season ending surgery. "But I'm not injured! You can't do this!" Stafford was reported to have said. "Shut up. This is for the best." replied the Texans front office.

Just wow!

 

[ChshreCat]

Jebus. Do you pick on mentally challenged people too? That's just harsh.

Pats fans are always free game.

 

[Accidic]

But that's different. They deserve it.

 

[HawksBrewer]

Patriots, gayist team in football. It never gets old saying that.

True.

 

[McBrewskie]

HOUSTON (AP) -- Houston Texans QB Matthew Stafford to undergo season ending surgery. "But I'm not injured! You can't do this!" Stafford was reported to have said. "Shut up. This is for the best." replied the Texans front office.

 

[ChshreCat]

I fixed my post. Was reading a story about the Lions right before I typed that and my stoopid fingers punched in the wrong Matthew.

 

[user 574]

only because the 2013 (or '12 apparently) doesn't exist yet.

I almost feel HBT disconnected and yet better for it.

 

[bluemoose]

True.

Wow, creative. Got me one old FTFY!