Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HawksBrewer]

Wow, creative. Got me one old FTFY!

 

[HoppyDaze]

only because the 2013 (or '12 apparently) doesn't exist yet. I almost feel HBT disconnected and yet better for it.

That's what I'm talking about!!

I was making my own wheel of awesomeness but Dick Sherman intercepted it and took it for six.

 

[McBrewskie]

 

[ChshreCat]

I wonder if as a Safety, he realizes that if he changes his name to that then he'll be listed as "S.Hitner" on all the depth charts, rosters, programs, etc.

 

[McBrewskie]

I wonder if as a Safety, he realizes that if he changes his name to that then he'll be listed as "S.Hitner" on all the depth charts, rosters, programs, etc.

That is hilarious. He should just changed it to Can't Cover for Shitner.

 

[bluemoose]

Seattle and Denver have peaked, Patriots continue to get better.
Just wanted to let you know.

 

[the_bird]

Alright, I'm going to violate this thread's rules for a second....

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix violates team rules

That's almost - ALMOST - as spectacular a moniker as ol' friend "Lucious Pusey".

 

[Cape Brewing]

Seattle and Denver have peaked, Patriots continue to get better.
Just wanted to let you know.

no more relevant fact than the above.

 

[Accidic]

Alright, I'm going to violate this thread's rules for a second....

Ha Ha Clinton-Dix violates team rules

That's almost - ALMOST - as spectacular a moniker as ol' friend "Lucious Pusey".

I find it more amusing that while he's suspended... The job will possibly fall to Geno Smith.

 

[HoppyDaze]

only because the 2013 (or '12 apparently) doesn't exist yet.

I almost feel HBT disconnected and yet better for it.

whatever...I posted the 2012 one last season. It had the Seahawks next to the Pats because Dick Sherman owns Brady and the Hawks rolled the Patriots.

 

[Cape Brewing]

whatever...I posted the 2012 one last season. It had the Seahawks next to the Pats because Dick Sherman owns Brady and the Hawks rolled the Patriots.

Hey... I'm glad you brought that game up. Did the Seahawks raise the banner for winning that game yet?? I haven't seen anything on ESPN or the Seattle newspaper sites. I've been looking.

 

[firerat]

Not that anyone gives a hoot, but the Bucs have released Josh Freeman.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000254884/article/josh-freeman-released-by-buccaneers

 

[the_bird]

^^^ The only surprising element to this?

Josh Freeman is the Buc's franchise leader in career TD passes.

Really?

 

[firerat]

^^^ The only surprising element to this?

Josh Freeman is the Buc's franchise leader in career TD passes.

Really?

He wasn't bad for like 10 minutes.

And then he was awful.

 

[bluemoose]

I hear Tebow is available.

 

[finsfan]

I hear Tebow is available.

Is daddy letting him go play with his friends this weekend?

 

[bluemoose]

Too bad about Hoyer. Would have liked to see him succeed this season. At least he won't have to suffer a loss at the hands of the Patriots.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Too bad about Hoyer. Would have liked to see him succeed this season. At least he won't have to suffer a loss at the hands of the Patriots.

He'll be back by then I think... only looks like "strain". I don't think he's done for the year (unless I missed a report which is easily possible).

 

[Punity]

Report just out done for the year

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yup... Just seeing it. I was apparently way off

 

[HoppyDaze]

Yup... Just seeing it. I was apparently way off

 

[Cape Brewing]

"Oh happy birthday Cape!!!"

"Oh thanks everyone... you shouldn't have!!!"

... whatever... you all suck ass.

Pats are dramatically better than your ****ass team and will be for the foreseeable future. <----- relevant fact!!

 

[WesleyS]

"Oh happy birthday Cape!!!"

"Oh thanks everyone... you shouldn't have!!!"

... whatever... you all suck ass.

Pats are dramatically better than your ****ass team and will be for the foreseeable future. <----- relevant fact!!

Is it already Cape Brewing Day again?

 

[motobrewer]

"Oh happy birthday Cape!!!" "Oh thanks everyone... you shouldn't have!!!" ... whatever... you all suck ass. Pats are dramatically better than your ****ass team and will be for the foreseeable future. <----- relevant fact!!

Ha. You're old.

 

[finsfan]

"Oh happy birthday Cape!!!"

"Oh thanks everyone... you shouldn't have!!!"

... whatever... you all suck ass.

Pats are dramatically better than your ****ass team and will be for the foreseeable future. <----- relevant fact!!

Just cuz this is your only birthday wish, doesnt mean you have to torture us with it.

 

[finsfan]

how about those pats

 

[day_trippr]

Ok, so the Pats played terribly, made some stupid decisions after receiving a gold plated gift, got caught in a biblical downpour and coughed up a loss.

So, what's Miami going to do about that?

Lose!

Ahahahahahahahahahaha <cough> aahahahaahahaha!

And the Pats still dominate the division :rockin:

Cheers!

 

[motobrewer]

oh no! 12th man got to wilson.

 

[motobrewer]

pats lose. seahawks lose.

packers win.

pretty good day.

 

[day_trippr]

"Hawks Lose, Bandwagon Fans Follow Through On Mass Suicide Plan"

Oh NOOOOOOOOOOOO! (<- in best Mister Bill voice)

Cheers!

[edit] How weird is it to have to root for Dallas of all the gawdforsaken teams/cities/owners on the planet?
Ugh. Totally a "hold your nose and cheer" game...