Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

China Cabinet has shown that he can't play a full season. Not even close.

Look up how many games Amendola played last year and then look up how many games Welker played last year.



... then go ice up son

 

[bob1852]

And Hoppy's having a conversation with Hoppy.

"Uh oh, fifteen minutes to Judge Wapner!"

 

[Darwin18]

No... he wasn't... he AND Edelman were.

And how did it work out?? Who put up better numbers?

I'm not looking at "cap hit", I'm looking at SALARY.. what the teams PAID them.

You can try to freakin' twist it out your azz any way you want but at the end of the day, the Pats PAID Edelman and Amendola less than the Broncos PAID Welker last year and got better numbers and the flexibility out of them.

The numbers I provided are the salaries + singing bonus + misc (extra bonuses). IE the Money the teams paid to those players that year. If you want to take a look:

http://www.spotrac.com/nfl/

China Cabinet: $3.575 mill
Edelman: $765 K
Total: $4.34 mill for both players.

Welker: $4.15 mill.

Again, I'm asking how $4.14 is > than $4.34 mill???

China Cabinet was not signed to be a great tandem with Edelman. He was signed to directly replace Welker's production. He was viewed as a younger and cheaper version of Welker with the intention of playing Welker's exact same position.

... and as has been brought up a few times... you, a freakin JETS FAN, are really going to knock a team that's effin' OWNED the division for the last 13-14 years over "bad contract negotiations" ??? Are you fuggin HIGH??

Hell yeah I'm going to knock the Pats down as much as I can. I hate the team, I hate the players, I really hate the coaching staff, and I even hate the owner.

 

[Darwin18]

Look up how many games Amendola played last year and then look up how many games Welker played last year.



... then go ice up son

China Cabinet played 14 games including playoffs.

Welker played 16 games counting playoffs.

What's your point exactly? Cabinet played less games and had less production than Welker. Two TDs while playing with the greatest QB of all time? What a joke. Keep rooting for a loser, this is entertaining.

 

[finsfan]

Hell yeah I'm going to knock the Pats down as much as I can. I hate the team, I hate the players, I really hate the coaching staff, and I even hate the owner.

Woah woah woah. Dont forget about the fans

 

[Cape Brewing]

China Cabinet played 14 games including playoffs.



Welker played 16 games counting playoffs.



What's your point exactly? Cabinet played less games and had less production than Welker. Two TDs while playing with the greatest QB of all time? What a joke. Keep rooting for a loser, this is entertaining.

Two games. TWO.

"Keep rooting for a loser".... Coming from a Jets fan.

THAT'S entertaining! Haha!!


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

 

[Cape Brewing]

And actually... It's ONE game because the Bronco's made it to the SB and the Pats didn't... So its a ONE game difference you're jerkin off over.

Mark Sanchez.

That is all.


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

 

[Darwin18]

Woah woah woah. Dont forget about the fans

I can't hate the fans. It's not their fault that they live in a terrible part of the country and are stuck rooting for a team that is the epitome of obnoxious.

Cape - Still waiting to hear how $4.14 is > than $4.34 mill?

 

[Cape Brewing]

It's not.... And I explained that already. I went by what the salaries were per year.

I'm still waiting for you to explain how Wilfork is fckin "under valued".


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

 

[Darwin18]

It's not.... And I explained that already. I went by what the salaries were per year.

Yeah, cause salaries alone account for 100% of the money the teams are paying the players each year? Right? That's how it works, right?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Speaking of "value".... How's Sanchez treating you being the second highest paid player on the roster? How's that $12.8m in salary workin out this year?? Cause that seems like a slightly bigger number than the $200k delta between fcking Welker and Amendola/Edelman.




Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

 

[bob1852]

You guys and your arguing over numbers...

Come on, we all know facts have no place in this thread...

Except for one: Pats haven't won a superbowl since something like ~4 years before this thread was even started...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yeah, cause salaries alone account for 100% of the money the teams are paying the players each year? Right? That's how it works, right?

Okay... You totally win. Man... The egg is on my face! The Pats took $200k more of a cap hit to have Edelman and Amendola on their roster... then Welker. Oooooooooo. Those stupid Patriots!!! If they could only be as awesome as the Jets who are paying.... what now??! Sorry... I only know the salary so help me out with the fcking "cap hit" for Sanchez.

Cuz... You know... Back up QBs don't count... Right??? Right??!


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

 

[Darwin18]

Idzick has a plan for Sanchez. I'm not overly concerned about it either. They have a couple more weeks to keep him twisting on the roster before they have to cut him. Did you see that 49'ers traded a 6th round pick for Gabbert, and he's done nothing at in the league. Sanchez is at least worth a 5th round pick, maybe even a 4th. Idzick fleeced the Bucs last year, whose turn is it this year?

Also, when did Welker start playing two positions on the field at the same time? It's level of stupid that you're combining Edleman/Cabinet stats and trying to compare to Welker.

 

[Cape Brewing]

You guys and your arguing over numbers...



Come on, we all know facts have no place in this thread...



Except for one: Pats haven't won a superbowl since something like ~4 years before this thread was even started...

And the fcking Jets haven't won one since before any of us were even born


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

 

[Darwin18]

Okay... You totally win. Man... The egg is on my face! The Pats took $200k more of a cap hit to have Edelman and Amendola on their roster... then Welker. Oooooooooo. Those stupid Patriots!!! If they could only be as awesome as the Jets who are paying.... what now??! Sorry... I only know the salary so help me out with the fcking "cap hit" for Sanchez.

Cuz... You know... Back up QBs don't count... Right??? Right??!


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

Are you sure that's egg?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Idzick has a plan for Sanchez. I'm not overly concerned about it either. They have a couple more weeks to keep him twisting on the roster before they have to cut him. Did you see that 49'ers traded a 6th round pick for Gabbert, and he's done nothing at in the league. Sanchez is at least worth a 5th round pick, maybe even a 4th. Idzick fleeced the Bucs last year, whose turn is it this year?

.

LOL!!!! Okay.... I know I go with the whole "hahaha!!!" thing a lot but I actually DID just start laughing out loud.

Just stop now. You broke the tension by saying something hysterical.... We can laugh about it all now... And now we can go back to mocking Hoppy's intelligence.


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

 

[Cape Brewing]

Are you sure that's egg?

How's Wilfork undervalued?


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

 

[HoppyDaze]

The team with Welker made it to the Super Bowl and other team in this tediously unnecessary discussion did not make it to the Super Bowl. Denver wins. Throw out stupid stats if you like but that doesn't change the results. Receiving yards? Really? Who cares... Bunch of analytic hacks you are.

 

[bob1852]

And the fcking Jets haven't won one since before any of us were even born

Yet, no one here is pretending that they are the MDTOTM....

 

[Punity]

Dumb and dumber?

Yet, no one here is pretending that they are the MDTOTM....

But but Brady?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Yet, no one here is pretending that they are the MDTOTM....

Exactly... Because for everyone else it would be just that. Pretending.


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

 

[bob1852]

Exactly... Because for everyone else it would be just that. Pretending.

Yep, everyone is pretending they're the MDTOTM, 'cept this guy...

 

[Punity]

If being the mdtotm is not winning a SB for a decade the Lions are wiping the mat with you.

Sent from my SCH-I535 using Home Brew mobile app

 

[HoppyDaze]

Patriots secondary over-run with PED addicted criminals.

 

[bluemoose]

Patriots secondary over-run with FORMERLY PED addicted criminals.

great signing now that he got out of a legal weed state.

 

[HoppyDaze]

because pot heads only smoke where it's legal

 

[bluemoose]

We tend to play by the rules in New England. Well, except for Hernandez, but I think we can all agree that he was framed for those dozen murders.

 

[Darwin18]

We tend to play by the rules in New England. Well, except for Hernandez, but I think we can all agree that he was framed for those dozen murders.

Let's ignore the whole getting caught cheating thing too.

 

[Punity]

We tend to play by the rules in New England. Well, except for Hernandez, but I think we can all agree that he was framed for those dozen murders.

Bahaha

 

[HoppyDaze]

Let's ignore the whole getting caught cheating thing too.

He was trying to be funny...

 

[Darwin18]

Hmm...so he was. Carry on.

 

[bluemoose]

He was trying to be funny...

I think you mean succeeding.

 

[bluemoose]

Let's ignore the whole getting caught cheating thing too.

Bitter clinger, Darwin?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Edelman resigns with Pats... C'mon Darwin... Bring on the enraged dribble.

Let me guess... it was Belichick's huge ego that drove Edelman to sign???


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

 

[Cape Brewing]

Oh hey everyone... I keep forgetting to mention it's "Patriots Dynasty" week on NFL Network all week. You should all tune in and see what its like to watch TMDTOTM.


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

 

[HoppyDaze]

I would have thought it would be on the History Channel

 

[Cape Brewing]

Nope. NFL Network. Its on now.


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

 

[bob1852]

Oh hey everyone... I keep forgetting to mention it's "Patriots Dynasty" week on NFL Network all week. You should all tune in and see what its like to watch TMDTOTM.


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people

Showing all the super bowl wins by the Giants again?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Seahawks Dynasty Week must be next week.

No??


Sent from my iPhone using Home Brew because it impresses people