Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bluemoose]

I predit Pats win 63-3

... and the 3 is only from a last minute hail mary against the Pats 4th string that falls short and then they get a 5 yard chip shot.

63-0

Randy Moss drops the pass in excellent coverage by Danny Woodhead and pouts in the locker room.

 

[motobrewer]

hahaha! thanks for reminding me Moss is a 49er.

oh man. that's f-ing hilarious.

 

[the_bird]

Randy Moss will have whined his way out of San Fran by week four. You really think he's going to be happy catching one-hoppers from Alex Smith?

 

[McBrewskie]

Oh they won't need Moss, if he's got something left great, but if not oh well. Lol at calling the Niners as relevant as a CFL team. Had a bad decade, but still got 5 rings and had the greatest QB and greatest WR of all time play for them. Looking forward to the season, hope to see Willis and company continue to keep the opposing team's medical staffs busy.

 

[motobrewer]

please, tell it again.

 

[McBrewskie]

please, tell it again.

Oh they won't need Moss, if he's got something left great, but if not oh well. Lol at calling the Niners as relevant as a CFL team. Had a bad decade, but still got 5 rings and had the greatest QB and greatest WR of all time play for them. Looking forward to the season, hope to see Willis and company continue to keep the opposing team's medical staffs busy.

 

[the_bird]

Of course they don't *need* Moss. Don't really need ANY wide receivers when Alex Smith is the guy under center. Jerry Rice in his prime would be lucky to catch thirty balls from Smith.

 

[McBrewskie]

Of course they don't *need* Moss. Don't really need ANY wide receivers when Alex Smith is the guy under center. Jerry Rice in his prime would be lucky to catch thirty balls from Smith.

Alex Smith sucks, this is a known fact. However he only needs to put up say 17 points per game.

 

[Cape Brewing]

http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/extra_points/2012/07/quick_comments.html

I love Belichick's press conferences... He catches so much guff for them but I freakin' love them. Contrary to a lot of people's opinion, his job is to win football games, not give the media their stories and his refusal to tell them ANYTHING is actually comical now.

 

[McBrewskie]

24 points a game in the playoffs would be enough.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Are you OK with numbers at running back for now?

"We have seven backs on our roster. If we add one, then we add one. If we don't, we'll go with what we've got."

LOL!!!!!!! C'mon... how can you NOT laugh at that!?

 

[cmybeer]

Not sure how the hell this thread has 834 pages and I have yet to be part of any of them.

Prediction: Rodgers, Cutler, Stafford all have season ending injuries (maybe a few role players too). Vikings come in second place in NFC North and miss the playoffs!!! Jared Allen once again is pure insane Redneck awesomeness!

 

[Cape Brewing]

Prediction: Rodgers, Cutler, Stafford all have season ending injuries (maybe a few role players too). Vikings come in second place in NFC North and miss the playoffs!!! Jared Allen once again is pure insane Redneck awesomeness!

uhhhh

 

[McBrewskie]

uhhhh

Lulz.

 

[motobrewer]

Oh they won't need Moss, if he's got something left great, but if not oh well. Lol at calling the Niners as relevant as a CFL team. Had a bad decade, but still got 5 rings and had the greatest QB and greatest WR of all time play for them. Looking forward to the season, hope to see Willis and company continue to keep the opposing team's medical staffs busy.

lol, i actually started reading this like a new post. it took me longer than i care to admit to figure it out.

 

[Cape Brewing]

HaHa... Moto's dumb. That's funny

 

[motobrewer]

Not sure how the hell this thread has 834 pages and I have yet to be part of any of them.

Prediction: Rodgers, Cutler, Stafford all have season ending injuries (maybe a few role players too). Vikings come in second place in NFC North and miss the playoffs!!! Jared Allen once again is pure insane Redneck awesomeness!

woah, you guys still have a football team?

 

[the_bird]

lol, i actually started reading this like a new post. it took me longer than i care to admit to figure it out.

Well really, we've all been saying the same sh!t for three years; Brewskie just took it to its logical extreme.

 

[McBrewskie]

woah, you guys still have a football team?

Not really, but they do have ****ty dome that a bunch of squareheads hang out in on Sundays.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Well really, we've all been saying the same sh!t for three years.

Speak for yourself, my overall message has changed dramatically

 

[McBrewskie]

Alolz Smith.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Alex Smith... He's just one of those QBs that, when you watch him, makes you say, "wow... That guy isn't good".

 

[user 574]

http://www.boston.com/sports/football/patriots/extra_points/2012/07/quick_comments.html

I love Belichick's press conferences... He catches so much guff for them but I freakin' love them. Contrary to a lot of people's opinion, his job is to win football games, not give the media their stories and his refusal to tell them ANYTHING is actually comical now.

Personally, love his attitude towards them. Imagine some of the old time coaches like the best evar Lombardi dealin' with the circus today. Probably send in his 3rd cousin Vinnie to take care of the real obnoxious ones.

 

[user 574]

Not sure how the hell this thread has 834 pages and I have yet to be part of any of them.

Prediction: Rodgers, Cutler, Stafford all have season ending injuries (maybe a few role players too). Vikings come in second place in NFC North and miss the playoffs!!! Jared Allen once again is pure insane Redneck awesomeness!

Allen lost his awesomeness when he cut off the mullet. Or is it's still there? Never see the vikings on national tv.

 

[cmybeer]

Allen lost his awesomeness when he cut off the mullet. Or is it's still there? Never see the vikings on national tv.

Ok, maybe he lost the redneck awesomeness but he almost broke the single season sack record last year with help on of the worst Defenses in the league. Hardly far from awesome.

 

[cmybeer]

Not really, but they do have ****ty dome that a bunch of squareheads hang out in on Sundays.

Hey now, we got our new stadium coming. And squareheads are better than cheeseheads in my book anyday.

 

[bluemoose]

Ok, maybe he lost the redneck awesomeness but he almost broke the single season sack record last year with help on of the worst Defenses in the league. Hardly far from awesome.

Isn't it funny how Brett Farve screwed you again!

 

[McBrewskie]

Isn't it funny how Brett Farve screwed you again!

I found this post to be quite the belly laugh.

 

[no_borders]

I'm sure it's been said somewhere in this thread before, but as a life long niners fan it was awesome to see them playing well again. Alex smith is not an elite quarterback, at all, but I give him credit considering everything he went through in his career, and to come within a punt return away from the super bowl, was sick. If Trent dilfer can win a ring, so can Alex smith. Can't wait for this season!

I can say, I'm not excited at all about moss, but maybe someone knows something I dont

 

[stratslinger]

I can say, I'm not excited at all about moss, but maybe someone knows something I dont

I can honestly say, speaking for all of New England:

Nope. You hit that nail on the head.

Have fun with him.