Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Cape Brewing]

Damn... its Super Bowl week and the football trash talk thread hasn't been touched in three days. Sad, pathetic and sad.

The Patriots ONCE AGAIN being in the Super Bowl can't be THAT depressing to all of you guys. C'mon... you have to be used to it by now.

 

[j1laskey]

We going to the 'ship....

 

[the_bird]

... as if Tiquan's hair couldn't get more awesome.

 

[Bulls Beers]

Damn... its Super Bowl week and the football trash talk thread hasn't been touched in three days. Sad, pathetic and sad.

The Patriots ONCE AGAIN being in the Super Bowl can't be THAT depressing to all of you guys. C'mon... you have to be used to it by now.

5 times in eleven years....They should expect it...

 

[Bulls Beers]

Hey Cape, are you heading to Indy this week?

 

[olllllo]

With 2 losses to the same team in as many appearances, the patriots will be well underway to becoming a less than efficient buffalo.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Hey Cape, are you heading to Indy this week?

Trying like all holy hell... got a free place to crash and two buddies who are willing to make the drive (15 hours). Shockingly, tickets are the issue. Not that I would go much higher outta principal but my two buddies have tagged a $1,500 limit for tickets. So.... I'm praying the prices start coming down quickly.

 

[Cape Brewing]

With 2 losses to the same team in as many appearances, the patriots will be well underway to becoming a less than efficient buffalo.

... and with the one win and done, the Packers are well underway to becoming the old '02 Buccaneers.

 

[Cape Brewing]

... as if Tiquan's hair couldn't get more awesome.

(knodding in total agreement)

 

[the_bird]

With 2 losses to the same team in as many appearances, the patriots will be well underway to becoming a less than efficient buffalo.

How did those two losses work out for the Pack this year?

 

[olllllo]

... and with the one win and done, the Packers are well underway to becoming the old '02 Buccaneers.

What Evs Capey. Eli's your Tebo now... hahhhahhaahah!

 

[Cape Brewing]

What Evs Capey. Eli's your Tebo now... hahhhahhaahah!

I'm going to get you a Brad Johnson jersey

 

[bob1852]

I'm going to get you a Gary Andersen jersey

FFT.

 

[Cape Brewing]

... pfft... game was won anyway. Raven's didn't have a chance. Pats were toying with them.

 

[olllllo]

I'm going to get you a Brad Johnson jersey

Oh please. Doug Williams, because he was a Buc too and that would roughly correspond with Curly Lambeau in the rich history that the Packers share with all the other fake NFL teams including the AFC and your disco era Fakriots.

 

[Cape Brewing]

nah... Brad Johnson...

I'll bring it to the NHC in Philly...

I'm baggin' Seattle. Too fah. Plus... I don't think i would be welcome... you know.. being a pro and all now.

Ohh... olllllo.. you're all chummy with the AHA folks.. let me know if anyone wants me to present on anything at the NHC. Perhaps I can walk you through some of the finer points of fermentation or something. Hmmm?? Sound good?

 

[olllllo]

Here it is, your triumvirate of doom.

Your Karma Kiss of Failure.

Gronk Boot

Eli _Tyree

Where is your God now????

 

[bob1852]

nah... Brad Johnson...

I'll bring it to the NHC in Philly...

I'm baggin' Seattle. Too fah. Plus... I don't think i would be welcome... you know.. being a pro and all now.

Ohh... olllllo.. you're all chummy with the AHA folks.. let me know if anyone wants me to present on anything at the NHC. Perhaps I can walk you through some of the finer points of fermentation or something. Hmmm?? Sound good?

How 'bout a "Sparge like PTN" demonstration?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Dude... I've been pissin' myself laughin' for two days. That was so classic.

sorry... off topic..

Hey... more off topic...

Pickin' up the keys tonight. (dancing the cabbage patch... now doin' the sprinkler)

 

[Cape Brewing]

Here it is, your triumvirate of doom.



Where is your God now????

at home... laughing at the Packers for sitting at home just like him.

 

[Airborneguy]

I got bad news... my friend made the Tyree catch in our flag football playoff game on Saturday. Literally exactly the same. One of the guys on the other team immediately called it as an omen.

 

[olllllo]

i got bad news... My friend made the tyree catch in our flag football playoff game on saturday. Literally exactly the same. One of the guys on the other team immediately called it as an omen.

TYREPEAT! f

 

[Cape Brewing]

I got bad news... my friend made the Tyree catch in our flag football playoff game on Saturday. Literally exactly the same. One of the guys on the other team immediately called it as an omen.

I am skeptical

 

[Airborneguy]

I'll check the league's website for pictures, but I doubt they got one.

 

[McBrewskie]

A 9-7 team versus the 2nd worst pass defense in NFL history. Wow, I can't contain my enthusiasm. Only 5 more days until 2 teams who backed into the Super Bowl on unforced mistakes by opponents throw down the gauntlet to determine who can play the least bad football.

 

[the_bird]

Maybe there's some figure skating or something like that on that you can watch instead.

 

[D_Ranged_Eskimo]

Isn't there a lingerie football game on Sunday?

 

[McBrewskie]

Maybe there's some figure skating or something like that on that you can watch instead.

Nah, figure skating sucks cock. Just grabbing a few brews and going fishing during the game with some friends.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

6 weeks ago the Giants were 100-1 odds to win the Stupid Bowl. No way in hell Vegas is gonna pay off on that. The fix will be in- Pats are gonna win.

 

[D_Ranged_Eskimo]

6 weeks ago the Giants were 100-1 odds to win the Stupid Bowl. No way in hell Vegas is gonna pay off on that. The fix will be in- Pats are gonna win.

After the Cards bets paid off, they aren't getting burned twice.

 

[the_bird]

Nah, figure skating sucks cock. Just grabbing a few brews and going fishing during the game with some friends.

"Watching figure skating would threaten my masculinity, so me and my BFFs are going to go re-enact a scene from 'Brokeback Mountain' instead."

 

[Cape Brewing]

with bait... Ewwwwww

 

[Airborneguy]

You can round up enough buddies who don't watch football to go on a fishing trip during the Supebowl? Half of my friends are stoners and even I couldn't do that.

 

[user 574]

You can round up enough buddies who don't watch football to go on a fishing trip during the Supebowl? Half of my friends are stoners and even I couldn't do that.

Fishing I'm not sure about. Telling your stoner friends there's another x-games championship that you play via DVR from last weekends championship I could see.

I was on a sledding trip in upper WI last weekend with a bunch of buddies when I watched this at a local lake bar.



That is so cool, and much better than the SB matchup this weekend.

And bird thought better about something I didn't see there

 

[McBrewskie]

You can round up enough buddies who don't watch football to go on a fishing trip during the Supebowl? Half of my friends are stoners and even I couldn't do that.

Niner fans. **** these teams, more injuries the better.

 

[McBrewskie]

Actually the main sports radio station is running commercials telling people not to watch a couple of east coast teams we don't care about. Commercial gives alternatives of things to do instead.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ok... Don't.

I'm pretty sure they'll still play though.

 

[Bernie Brewer]

Seriously, this SB is gonna suck. Usually folks can pick one or other team to root for if their favorite has been eliminated. Not this year. NOBODY around here can stand either team, so we really don't give a **** who wins. For the first time that I can remember, I don't know of ANYBODY that is holding a SB party. We just don't care. I prolly won't be watching.

 

[punkrockdave]

Seriously, this SB is gonna suck. Usually folks can pick one or other team to root for if their favorite has been eliminated. Not this year. NOBODY around here can stand either team, so we really don't give a **** who wins. For the first time that I can remember, I don't know of ANYBODY that is holding a SB party. We just don't care. I prolly won't be watching.

Have fun. But I am holding a SB party. I guess this year to you was last SB for me. Sucks don't it.

 

[McBrewskie]

Really couldn't care less about these teams. Honestly I am rooting for Eli and Brady to go down in the 1st so that the media and nfl don't get their precious Eli versus Brady rematch.