Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[Kent88]

REPORT: Lions, Matthew Stafford agree to part ways this offseason

Detroit stinks. I don't like Stafford, but there are a few teams that either made it as a wildcard or just missed the playoffs that he could instantly make a contender.

Detroit. They give Minnesota a team that they can look at and say "Hey, it could be worse", and the Browns a team to bring up when someone gives them grief for having an 0-16 season.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Bwahahahahaaa!

 

[Cape Brewing]

The GOAT

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

It just shows how dominant the AFC east was. Insert a sliver of it into the NFC and it crumbles. Imagine if the GOAT of coaching decided to be in the NFC?

 

[Cape Brewing]

10 Super Bowls in 21 seasons? Is that right?

ridiculous. Absolutely ridiculous.

 

[Kent88]

I hope Brady is absolutely ineffective next game, but for right now...

 

[Kent88]

Not sure why Mahomes kept playing so late in the game against the Bills.

 

[NTBeer]

Superbowls? Is that really your standard for greatness? How 1970''s.

How much insurance has he sold? That's the true measure of greatness...

 

[day_trippr]

lol! Does Tommy even do advertising?
I might have seen him in a TAG Heuer magazine ad once but best as I can recall that's pretty much it.

 

[Kent88]

He advertises his TB12 fitness program. It's a lot of quackery.

 

[Chorgey]

I recall TB being in a mattress commercial

 

[NTBeer]

All I know is he ranks somewhere behind an emu...

 

[j1laskey]

He sells women shoes in aussie land.....no man should wear uggs......ever

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Pretty impressive the guy has gone to the Superbowl almost 25% of his life tho

 

[j1laskey]

I still hope he loses.

Then we get Rodgers.

Then next year we play against Brady in the Superbowl, with Rodgers.

Then we win said Superbowl.

That's how I see this all playing out.


I hope I'm right.......

 

[Camelot Legends]

What I love about Tom is his love for the game and his excitement to play. Even at his age and all of his accomplishments he still just loves to compete. With him, there’s no drama, just football. I hope they win.
Dont get me wrong though, I do like Mahomes and love watching him play. That kid is talented and will have a great career.

it should be a great game

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Oooh. There's drama. It's just amazing it isn't worse or didn't burn out sooner.

 

[day_trippr]

Am I correct that KC is favored by ~3 in TB's stadium?
Ouch. Tom must be pissed...

 

[HoppyDaze]

goddamnit....you can't not like Tom Brady. Good call getting rid of that guy, losers.

 

[day_trippr]

Hey! Look who crawled out of his shame hole! Nice playoff run there, chummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmp!

All things come to an end, and the best part of TB12 is already in the New England Patriots record books.
If he does well beyond, that's fine - and frankly still fun to watch. I'm ok with it...

 

[HoppyDaze]

No shame....just don't use this website anymore. Admins and mods ruined it.

 

[Kent88]

Man, ever since Russell Wilson got that overblown contract the Seachickens just haven't done much.

*Checks notes* three playoff wins?

Dude is only in it for the money now.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pats fans who aren’t rooting for Brady at this point are douchnozzles who should be punted in the vulva

 

[soccerdad]

Pats fans are douchnozzles

Amen Brother!

 

[Camelot Legends]

Pats fans who aren’t rooting for Brady at this point are douchnozzles who should be punted in the vulva

 

[Rodent]

it was great watching the GOAT & team school the wannabes in Cheezville last weekend

GO TB12 GO!!

 

[Kent88]

You want to watch goats?

Lancs farm makes £50k in pandemic by offering Zoom calls with goats

 

[day_trippr]

Ovechkin is still a %#$@*&! sniper...

 

[Kent88]

Detroit fleeced LA Rams.

LA must think they have a window closing, giving up all those picks. Superb owl or bust.

 

[day_trippr]

Gotta love the Gronk. Have to say I'm surprised he was bright enough to execute this scheme though

https://bleacherreport.com/articles...faked-his-video-workouts-to-bucs-in-offseason