Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[jrgtr42]

Gosh, was NE confused yesterday? Were they thinking that they'd already beat LA so there must be some error with the schedule.

As good as the Pats played against the Chargers - and every part of the game, except possibly the passing game, was spot on that night - they were equally bad against the Rams. Nothing went right, the defense couldn't tackle my dead grandmother, the |O-line counts stop the rush, giving Cam no time to check his targets, and the run came was all but non-existant, compounded by the fact they were playing from behind literally the whole game.

 

[Kent88]

I'm not complaining. I like to see the Pats lose.

 

[day_trippr]

Enjoy 2020 then, because "We'll be back"

Anyway...this MNF game tonight has to be the wildest football I've seen in a long time. Every time I take a look someone has scored...

 

[HoppyDaze]

A couple decent QBs finally in the AFC east and Pats can’t even make the playoffs?

 

[day_trippr]

That pretty much sums it up for 2020.
It's ok. We were tired of all that winning and needed the break

 

[seatazzz]

In the words of a dear friend of mine, "let's just fieldgoal them to death"....until the o-line finally gets it together and we send the Rams packing. Goff's face a few times was "oh owie my thumbie hurts" was precious. Although I don't think I have the balls to put a joint back together after it's been dislocated during play. I'll give him props for that but not for the horrendous coaching. Now to see if we can hold it together....

 

[HoppyDaze]

Who are you talking to?

 

[seatazzz]

Myself apparently. NFC West Champs baby!!! On to the Forty Whiners.

 

[motobrewer]

And we never heard from Cape Brewing again

 

[NTBeer]

Without crowds, home field doesn't really mean much this year. That is, unless it's Lambeau, where the weather is also a fan. Testing my Super Bowl RIS...

 

[Kent88]

And we never heard from Cape Brewing again

Yay! moto's out of rehab again!

 

[day_trippr]

hahahahaha! Can't beat the classics!

 

[Kent88]

I would think that, with Cape going dark on this thread, moto will probably lose interest in this thread.

 

[day_trippr]

So the Seahawks played exactly one more game than the Patriots this season. And looked gawdawful.
Big whoop.

 

[Cape Brewing]

God the Seahawks are awful

 

[Rodent]

Seahawks celebrate the post season by reenacting their first franchise trip from back in 1984

 

[Cape Brewing]

At the end of the day... they’re just a terrible franchise. From top to bottom... sub-par at best... and that’s being kind.

 

[soccerdad]

Poor babies. Give them the first pick.

 

[day_trippr]

Whoa - I just watched a 101 yard pick-six - and then was surprised to learn it only tied an existing record.
Wild...

 

[Phitz]

Go Brownies!!! Been a fan my whole life 54 years!! Knew they would be good this year but this has surpassed my expectations big time

 

[day_trippr]

I think I'd enjoy seeing the Browns get past KC tomorrow.
Yup. Definitely.
I should be pouring my first one around half-time
Go Brownies!

 

[soccerdad]

When I was a kid the Browns were my favorite real team (nfl) and the Bills were my favorite minor league (afl) team. Glad to see both doing well.

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

That Tom Brady fella is quite the quarterback.Why can't we get someone like that here in New England.

 

[day_trippr]

Hahahahaha!

So both the Bills and Browns fell along the way. Given I don't have a team in the hunt it would have been nice to see their fans rewarded for decades of angst.
Oh well...

 

[Kent88]

Looks like the Browns watched the Vikings-Niners game yesterday, saw the masterful offensive planning done by the Vikings, and said "Yeah, we want some of that! We have the blessing of that homeless guy who told us to draft Johnny, right?"

Browns gunna brown.

Stefanski'd

Maybe he's good for one playoff game each year?

 

[soccerdad]

Hahahahaha!

So both the Bills and Browns fell along the way. Given I don't have a team in the hunt it would have been nice to see their fans rewarded for decades of angst.
Oh well...

So the Bills don't play next week after all?

 

[day_trippr]

lol! Dumb-thumbed that. Yes, Bills are still in it!

 

[Kent88]

Drew Brees has to retire at some point.

Dude is old and chokes in playoff games.

 

[day_trippr]

I tend to agree.

Brees must be sitting on a tower of bank at this point. Considering how many kids the prolific dude has to support - and with the context of that mid-season trashing that cracked pretty near every rib in his body and could have killed him - maybe carrying on in a young man's game at this point isn't his best option...

 

[day_trippr]

Ok, I am totally all in on Tom Brady winning Super Bowl LV this year, just for the storylines.
The other QBs in the mix are interesting in their own rights, but not like Tommy Boy given the context and history.

If the TBs go the distance the chatter level will be an 11...

Cheers!