Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bob1852]

I remember when they played at Harvard Stadium and some drunken fans set the wooden stands on fire.

Or when they opened up Schaefer Stadium without checking the plumbing (never mind installing toilets) and 50,000 drunks clogged the drainage and the place flooded in piss.

Or when some azzholes tore town the goalpost after a win, marched it down US Rt 1 and got electrocuted when the goal post fouled on electric wires over the highway.

1990 and Rod Rust. 1- 15

Or Chuck Sullivan living in the press box during his divorce.

Or Tony F’ing Eason
John Hannah ( still the best linemen in Pats history) describing him as the only NFL quarterback to ever play the position in a skirt.

Or Dick McPherson. Or Hugh Mullen. Or, God save us, Victor Kiam.

What we’ve got we earned. F you all.

tl;dr

 

[Tipsy McStagger]

I remember when they played at Harvard Stadium and some drunken fans set the wooden stands on fire.

Or when they opened up Schaefer Stadium without checking the plumbing (never mind installing toilets) and 50,000 drunks clogged the drainage and the place flooded in piss.

Or when some azzholes tore town the goalpost after a win, marched it down US Rt 1 and got electrocuted when the goal post fouled on electric wires over the highway.

1990 and Rod Rust. 1- 15

Or Chuck Sullivan living in the press box during his divorce.

Or Tony F’ing Eason
John Hannah ( still the best linemen in Pats history) describing him as the only NFL quarterback to ever play the position in a skirt.

Or Dick McPherson. Or Hugh Mullen. Or, God save us, Victor Kiam.

What we’ve got we earned. F you all.

Best post ever.Drop the mike and walk away.

 

[Kent88]

MNF is a ticklefight this week. Worse than the Seachickens and the Falcons.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Can't believe those two teams made it to the SB recently.

 

[user 574]

Can't believe those two teams made it to the SB recently.

As in 1984 for the dolphins?

I know, I know - prev post

 

[Cape Brewing]

I don’t think its too early to wonder if the Pats can string back to back undefeated seasons together between this year and next year.

You figure this season is in the bag and then it’s not like they’re losing anyone this off season

 

[paulthenurse]

When they do will Don Shula finally die?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

 

[Rodent]

what a Halloween costume!

 

[Cape Brewing]

What did they go as, “most overrated QB ever and his date”?

Cuz they nailed it.

 

[Kent88]

Can't be, he isn't dressed as Tom Brady.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

 

[paulthenurse]

What did they go as, “most overrated QB ever and his date”?

Lloyd Christmas and Harry Dunne.

 

[Rodent]

maybe Russ is sending a subliminal message to Miami, revealing his secret desire to be a member of the Fish

 

[HoppyDaze]

Did you clowns take notes? That’s what football looks like.

 

[Rodent]

well whaddayaknow - a second team makes it to 8-0 this year. Jimmy G & Co finally have caught to to BB/TB12

 

[Cape Brewing]

well whaddayaknow - a second team makes it to 8-0 this year. Jimmy G & Co finally have caught to to BB/TB12

Please... the 9’rs schedule has been a joke.

 

[bob1852]

Please... the 9’rs schedule has been a joke.

Hahahahahahahahahah.


[Deep breath]


Hahahahahahahahahahah


[Cough]


Hahahahahahahahahahah

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Gordon is screwed. The Raiders would have been a safer spot to land.

 

[bluemoose]

I wish josh Gordon the very best in Seattle. I hope he can find a place to call home and get healthy. I was hoping NE was that place.

 

[Kent88]

It's always good when someone overcomes demons like what Gordon deals/dealt with. It's more important than football.

I hope he continues to successfully deal with those demons.

 

[day_trippr]

I'd say the jury is still out on whether he's dealing "successfully" right now.
The word on the street is he lost his mojo and management was bored.
Could be a side-effect of being on the wagon, which would actually be a good thing, I guess...

 

[Cape Brewing]

I also wish Gordon the best.. but my understanding is that his addictions had nothing to do with him being released from the Pats nor had he relapsed in any way.

He tweaked his knee and the IR and subsequent release were a maneuver that was done so that the Pats could cut him, because they didn’t think he was worth his contract, and increase the chance that he would go to a crappy team via the waiver wire in order to avoid the move coming back and biting them in the ssa.

They were simply moving on from Gordon and this way a extremely smart way to do it.

 

[HoppyDaze]

You guys realize he just has anxiety and treats it with weed right? It’s not like he’s out partying all the time... he just needs his weed to feel better

 

[bob1852]

I also wish Gordon the best..

He really doesn't give a **** what you wish...

 

[Kent88]

So, you don’t know who Josh Gordon is?

I feel like this isn't the only time he's made comments about Gordon being a junkie, but I've maxed out the time I'm going to care about this.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Hoppy,

I'd advise not eating while you're watching the seahawks game. You're going to see at least two gruesome finger dislocations a game from now on with Gordon.

 

[day_trippr]

You guys realize he just has anxiety and treats it with weed right? It’s not like he’s out partying all the time... he just needs his weed to feel better

You're mostly right, but it was weed, xanax and codeine - all the stuff to make one comfortably numb.
But that actually was not the reason he was released...

 

[Cape Brewing]

He really doesn't give a **** what you wish...

Suprised you can type that out while eating a bag of so many dckis.

Kudos to you for that kind of dexterity.

 

[day_trippr]

The boy's got mad skilz