Open letter to all of my future health care providers...
If I'm ever at a point where I seem to find listening to a baseball play by play guy read his grocery list entertaining please take the nearest pillow, grasp it firmly with both hands, place it directly over my face, taking great care to occlude both my mouth and nose, and press down hard. Hold in place for five minutes after the last of my feeble struggles have ended. Then put a blanket over me, sit down and watch a Red Sox game, preferably one that goes into extra innings. When the game is over check to make sure that I'm good and dead and never have to suffer through another bit of 'entertainment' of the kind Dodgers fans seem so nostalgic for. If I'm truly dead and gone know that I appreciate your kindness.