Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[HoppyDaze]

Funny chit right here, gargling the standings like it's your wife at a casting call.

Pats look real good. I'll admit it.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Yeah. Y’all need to work on y’all people skills.

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Your hero. The dude is an absolute freak. But I remember your heat when he was just a Duck and you clowning on the guy for being passionate and for punching a guy right in face !!! Epic!

Seriously... I feel bad that you guys missed out and will continue to miss out on college football. Blount was, and still is a freak. Watched P.Chung and him (among many NFL players) on Saturday. A big portion of big name NFL players I've seen in person... before they got into the NFL. You clown because you don't have the access.

I guess you guys were too busy studying at all the accredited universities and getting big degrees. I guess that's why I see all the Patriots game day pics from the suites.

 

[stratslinger]

Belichick has now coached 6 QB's through their first start. Every one of them was a W.

Also, McDaniels will be a head coach somewhere next year... Hell, it might happen late this year at this rate.

 

[bluemoose]

Nah, Josh is going want to coach the team to another Super Bowl victory. He'll stick around.

 

[stratslinger]

We'll see how much money a bad team starts waving around later this season, once the coaching carousel gets fired up. I'd tend to agree with you, bluemoose, but wave around enough greenbacks, and all bets are off.

 

[paulthenurse]

but wave around enough greenbacks, and even Hoppy can get laid.

ftfy

 

[HoppyDaze]

Brissett may need surgery on his thumb

 

[ComcastWineRookie]

they can beat the bills with no QB's on the field

 

[day_trippr]

Brissett may need surgery on his thumb
[...]

Yup, actually had a Texan tell me about it (I was working, he was doing whatever Texans do during the work day )

No biggie. Yet.
Pats at home versus The Ryan Bros are a lock, even if they dress a cheerleader with a low number.

Then The Returns. With Jimmy G as his backup...

Cheers! (They Got This )

 

[Cape Brewing]

At this point I am just hoping Rex Ryan isn't fired before next Sunday.

It would be beautiful to have Belichick beat him with some guy they pulled out of the stands at QB for the final nail in the coffin.

 

[paulthenurse]

Ive been looking in the attic for my old pair of cleats in case I get the call.

Down.
Set
52 is the Mike
Hut

 

[HoppyDaze]

Immediate face plants and ****s pants.

 

[paulthenurse]

Immediate face plants and ****s pants.

Wait... What????

Are you saying Russell Wilson is available? Hell, even I would admit he would be a better option than I.

 

[day_trippr]

No way would Belichick bring that gimpy midget in as a QB.
Waterboy? Maybe - it's not a lock.

Anyway...

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Cheers! (Gotta watch out for balls in the face, girls )

 

[HoppyDaze]

That is easily my favorite thing on the internet this week

 

[bluemoose]

Sunday's are boring when the Patriots don't play, amiright?

 

[bluemoose]

Jets look solid.

 

[wobrien]

Steelers were a decent challenge. Don't see who can stop Wentz to be honest.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Philly history.

 

[wobrien]

Our history is in the past. New QB and new coach, future is bright. Teddy Bridgewater blowing out his knee is the best thing happen to the eagles.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Santa will get his revenge.

 

[wobrien]

That drunk deserved it. Just like your mom.

 

[paulthenurse]

Wow. Bashing Santa was bad enough, now Philly fans hit a new low, going after Dudes 80 year old mom.

 

[day_trippr]

Meh. They've gone lower...

Cheers!

 

[wobrien]

Yeah, wish we could be as classy as bahston fans...

 

[wobrien]

Comes from a **** web site, but this sums it up pretty well:

"I'd like to rewind to the year 1993, when everyone was convinced the Pats would move to St. Louis and become the Stallions, and most Boston people COULDN'T CARE LESS. The Patriots were, for so very long, the bottom of the barrel in terms of local fan enthusiasm. The Red Sox, Celtics, Bruins, and all of the major college hockey teams in the Boston area all enjoyed more support than the Patriots. And then of course we know what happened. It became the year 2000 and Andover and Wesleyan graduate Billy Belichick started coaching, Drew Bledsoe got hurt, handsome Tom Brady stepped in, and the hapless Patriots started winning Super Bowls. And suddenly the fans came out of the Walden Pond woodwork."

 

[day_trippr]

You mad, bro?

Cheers!

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Philly fan finally gets something right. Sh!tty website. Probably written by someone from UPenn. Perspective is important. During that time period all teams in NE pretty much scuked. It was all about maybe getting into the playoffs, crappy ownership, management and staying attached to one player for their entire career. The start of the turn around was the owner of TMDTOTM Kraft not accepting anything but being the best and hired Tuna. Tuna taught him to keep his nose out of the sideline and then hired GOAT coach Belichick. Who then decided to keep GOAT QB Brady. Then Red Sox, Celts and Bruins pick up on the team mentality and become champions and add 9 championships in a decades time. Eagles, Flyers and Phillies should try it. Also, the Jets sukc.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Meanwhile in New Jersey

 

[wobrien]

At least you don't deny being band wagon riders I guess.