Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[bob1852]

Sad day... getting ready to do a little tailgate prep and then before ya know it, I’ll be off to see the GOAT in person for the last time.

Your thoughts and prayers are appreciated

Deep fried whole pig on the menu for today?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Post a pic of that sweet concrete tailgate spot right next to that run down building... that place is legit

 

[Cape Brewing]

Deep fried whole pig on the menu for today?

No, your mom wouldn’t fit in the pit.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Post a pic of that sweet concrete tailgate spot right next to that run down building... that place is legit

Only if you post your sweet tailgate spot first.

We’ll all wait patiently.

 

[HoppyDaze]

 

[HoppyDaze]

It’s better here

 

[Rodent]

Oregon State Beavers, eh?

 

[Cape Brewing]

It’s better here

Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffft

 

[paulthenurse]

Niece and nephew drove up from the dirty Jerz to ski this weekend. Weather conspired against that so SWMBO arranged to take everyone to a paint bar. WE’re supposed to paint a lazy river meadow covered in snow.

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But I saw THIS

hanging in the window...

I’m SO going off the reservation. She’ll probably be mad but if not today then when?

 

[HoppyDaze]

Shoot yourself if you painted tom Brady

 

[HoppyDaze]

How does Booger still have a job?

 

[Rodent]

How does Booger still have a job?

he's a SeaHacks fan, and gets a free pass from the network

 

[motobrewer]

 

[Cape Brewing]

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Oh look who showed up.

Packers still suck.

 

[day_trippr]

The ref in this game should be sacked.

 

[motobrewer]

Dolphins

 

[HoppyDaze]

This game is setting football back years, maybe decades. Jesus, children might be watching

 

[paulthenurse]

Shoot yourself if you painted tom Brady

Bang.

Oooops. Sorry Hoppy. Thought it was unloaded. Relax, you’ve still got nine toes.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Dude. No way.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Looks like Elvis with the mumps

 

[paulthenurse]

So jelly

 

[Rodent]

Looks like Elvis with the mumps

so you're sayin' it's a true likeness of your mom?

 

[paulthenurse]

Coming soon to a Bog near you.

 

[paulthenurse]

How did Josh Allen get into college?

 

[motobrewer]

Bang.

Oooops. Sorry Hoppy. Thought it was unloaded. Relax, you’ve still got nine toes.

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That looks like if you tried to draw Elvis from memory and couldn’t decide if you were going draft Elvis or fat Elvis

 

[paulthenurse]

Second time in my life I painted not using a roller. I think it’s pissah.


But ya, add some sequins and you could sell tickets in Vegas.

 

[day_trippr]

The Greater Buffalo Area is officially on suicide watch...

 

[paulthenurse]

Nah. They’re used to spitting the bit in the playoffs.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Henry looking like Walter Payton our there.

 

[paulthenurse]

Henry looking like Walter Payton our there.

Best player on the field tonight. Damn he’s good