Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[user 574]

Interesting that with all the talk about how bad the AFC east is, it's the only division to come out of week 1 all knotted up at 1-0. Even the dumpster fire Jets pulled out the W to start the season...

AFC east of the past sucked. This years a diff story. Except the jets, they still suck

 

[wobrien]

Let's not pile on the poor Seahawks too badly... the Rams are a really tough team and going in there week one is not an eas....

Bwaaaahahahahahaha!

I can't do it... I tried but can't keep a straight face!!

The Rams. That's awesome

Seahawks have a good defense, but they were going up against Nick Foles. No one in the league can stop him.

Edit: insert winky face emoticon here, lest you morons think ^ that was serious.

You all get to see an offensive juggernaut start tonight. No one is stopping the Eagles this season.

 

[Darwin18]

AFC east of the past sucked. This years a diff story. Except the jets, they still suck

Except we won 31-10. Please save the Jets suck commentary until after Week 2. Gracias.

 

[stratslinger]

Except we won 31-10. Please save the Jets suck commentary until after Week 2. Gracias.

Ease back a bit on the whole "we won 31-10" line.

It was Cleveland.

With Johnny Manziel at QB most of the game.

 

[the_bird]

Who do you think was more drunk yesterday afternoon? Johnny Manziel, or Joe Namath?

 

[Darwin18]

Those are the games that you should win. The Jets went 4 - 12 last year. We only put up at least 31 once last season and that was the last game of the season to keep the Miami out of the playoffs (again). I'm feeling positive with the improvements that the team has made across the roster. Fitzpatrick did a solid job - completed over 60% of his passes with 2 TDs and 1 INT. Ivory looked like a beast. Next week is tough against the Colts on the road, but the Colts run defense looked so awful that we have a solid chance for the solid upset. Props to Rexy for giving us a blueprint for the win next week.

 

[Darwin18]

Plus Fireman Ed is back: http://espn.go.com/blog/new-york-jets/post/_/id/54089/fireman-ed-back-for-new-york-jets-home-opener

 

[the_bird]

Those are the games that you should win. The Jets went 4 - 12 last year. We only put up at least 31 once last season and that was the last game of the season to keep the Miami out of the playoffs (again). I'm feeling positive with the improvements that the team has made across the roster. Fitzpatrick did a solid job - completed over 60% of his passes with 2Ds and 1 INT. Ivory looked like a beast. Next week is tough against the Colts on the road, but the Colts run defense looked so awful that we have a solid chance for the solid upset. Props to Rexy for giving us a blueprint for the win next week.

You guys are going to love Fitzy for about six weeks, until he inexplicably throws five interceptions. I told you weeks ago, though, that even with his occasional bouts of stupidity, he's 100x better a QB than Geno Smith will EVER be.

Which makes me wonder what the ****'s the matter with your coaching staff, that they ever planned to start Geno.

 

[bluemoose]

Suh, what a stand up guy. Glad we get to face that thug twice a year now.

 

[user 574]

Missed the Suh antics. what'd he do now?

 

[Accidic]

The Rams have a weird habit of occasionally knocking off a team they just plain shouldn't. I wouldn't lose too much sleep over it.

As for the Titans... God @#$% it Hoppy... I was trying to be happy without gloating because it's still early and it's the freaking Bucs but you had to go and ruin/jinx it didn't you. *So very very much hate...* Oh well, they'll be above .500 for at least 6 days. I can revel in that I guess.

 

[finsfan]

Missed the Suh antics. what'd he do now?

Nothing. That was the problem with his performance yesterday...

 

[bob1852]

Missed the Suh antics. what'd he do now?

Helped a guy take his helmet off........




















............with his foot.

 

[Roadliner]

Helped a guy take his helmet off.........

Aww.. that was nice of him

............with his foot.

oh:cross:

 

[day_trippr]

http://www.bostonsportsdesk.com/breaking-news-nfl-to-investigate-patriots-role-in-suggs-acl-injury/

I actually wouldn't put this past that clown...

Cheers!

 

[GenIke]

Let's all take a moment to celebrate Aaron Rodgers historic touchdown to interception ratio . I really like the part where they tell us that no other QB even has a 3 to 1 ratio but Aaron's at 4 to 1. It's like he's at least 25% better than your teams quarterback. That's just awesome!

 

[h22lude]

Let's all take a moment to celebrate Aaron Rodgers historic touchdown to interception ratio . I really like the part where they tell us that no other QB even has a 3 to 1 ratio but Aaron's at 4 to 1. It's like he's at least 25% better than your teams quarterback. That's just awesome!

His barely better than 50% playoff record is pretty awesome too...

 

[Cape Brewing]

Aaaaahahahahaha

So troo

 

[HoppyDaze]

Kiko!

 

[HoppyDaze]

Let's all take a moment to celebrate Aaron Rodgers historic touchdown to interception ratio . I really like the part where they tell us that no other QB even has a 3 to 1 ratio but Aaron's at 4 to 1. It's like he's at least 25% better than your teams quarterback. That's just awesome!

he's decent, but no Mariota.

 

[user 574]

 

[day_trippr]

[...]You all get to see an offensive juggernaut start tonight. No one is stopping the Eagles this season.

Next to Hoppy, this guy is the gift to this thread that can't stop giving...

Cheers!

 

[Cape Brewing]

What do you guys think the "high TD to int ratio" banner will look like?

 

[bob1852]

What do you guys think the "high TD to int ratio" banner will look like?

Probably about as good as the Colts AFC Championship participation banner.

 

[GenIke]

Tom Brady cheats. But it could be worse.... you could've woke up this morning thinking Sam Bradford was your franchise savior.

 

[Cape Brewing]

G.o.a.t.

 

[bob1852]

 

[wobrien]

Looking good

 

[GenIke]

Goat = Good only after tapestealing

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

They still use tape up in those backwoods? We've advanced to drones now.