Obnoxious Football Trash Talk Thread

[TheDudeLebowski]

Every game gives more tape on that QB. I figured they would be able to coach up against NO.

 

[paulthenurse]

This place is a ghost town. Either you all climbed into a hot tub and opened a vein after reading about my near death experience or you’re all close Patriot fans and acknowledge the there is only one game worth watching this weekend.

 

[day_trippr]

Anyone playing the "SB LI Reference" drinking game must be totally plowed already

 

[GenIke]

Offensive PI on the pats, give two.

 

[GenIke]

pathetic arm punt rescued by a BS call. Who would've guess that?!

 

[day_trippr]

Meh. Pretty clear foul no matter who the quaterback was.
That guy who used to QB for Green Bay until this week (what was his name?) got plenty of those calls.

Hope Cape didn't give away his tix for this game

 

[bob1852]

This place is a ghost town. Either you all climbed into a hot tub and opened a vein after reading about my near death experience or you’re all close Patriot fans and acknowledge the there is only one game worth watching this weekend.

.

 

[GenIke]

How did Matt Ryan win the MVP? He sucks.

 

[bluemoose]

Smoke or fog? Watching through it is painful.

 

[GenIke]

#FogGate!

 

[GenIke]

That was two stupid play calls in a row.

 

[bluemoose]

Cool camera angles at least.

 

[bluemoose]

Does anyone remember if cape called a Patriots shutout into the fourth quarter?

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Capes letting it all ride on Bitcoin after the half.

 

[day_trippr]

Domination. For real.
Right about now there are a bunch of head coaches thinking "Awww, ****, they figured it out".

And this is for Cape. Bon appétit!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I’ve been calling it all week

 

[day_trippr]

^Fake News^

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/showpost.php?p=8123594&postcount=40685

And about those gazillion JJ yards...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

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[paulthenurse]

May the fog be with you.

 

[GenIke]

Wentz looks good tonight.

 

[day_trippr]

Pats odds opened at -5 and pretty quickly moved to -7.5.
I cannot wait to see that perennial whiny beeotch Rivers get plastered all over the Razor.
That will be good.

Meanwhile, our cheesy friends in Flyover Country have two weeks of stewing in their own juices before they find out if there's a season here - or it's ovah.
That must suck

 

[Cape Brewing]

Pats 132 - Chargers 0

BOOK IT

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Oh man. Goodnight Flacco

 

[day_trippr]

Knocked the elite right out of him

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

...and a lot of snot

 

[GenIke]

and half his ear

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

kind of looks like 3x the ear now.

 

[GenIke]

This is the kind of Thursday game we're used to. I felt a weird actually feeling a little excited last week.

 

[day_trippr]

Pats 132 - Chargers 0
BOOK IT

A bit erratic lately.
Still, I like this "Original Cape" more than "Cape Zero"

This is the kind of Thursday game we're used to. I felt a weird actually feeling a little excited last week.

Yeah, that was for sure an outlier for TNF. Tonite is the prototypical bag of meh.

How the heck did Miami win 4 games?

 

[jammin]

Only QB softer than Flacco is Rodgers

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Ritz Cracker shoulders.

 

[paulthenurse]

A bit erratic lately.
Still, I like this "Original Cape" more than "Cape Zero"

Shhhhhh. He might drag NotCapeBrewing out of the mausoleum.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Let’s see the thumb there Bob the Builder.

 

[paulthenurse]

You ‘don’t do’ Facebook? Ya, sure you don’t.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No, I don’t. My wife said “hey, look what a jackazz Paul is” and showed me the picture you posted.

First time using a hammer?

 

[paulthenurse]

Gonna use one on your squash.

 

[smurfjuice]

Now, now children ...

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Violence!!!!

 

[paulthenurse]

He started it.

 

[TheDudeLebowski]

Legumes Matter