Not Privy to the acronymns here

[theguy]

This is a dumb question, but....What in the heck does SWMBO stand for? From what I can gather everyone is using this to refer to their spouse in this forum.

 

[llazy_llama]

Oh my. I've seen this movie before. It doesn't have a happy ending.

 

[TeufelBrew]

Let me be the first to offer a friendly bit of advice. There is a HUGE storehouse of info available through the use of the SEARCH function. Give it a whirl, see what you find. Then come back to this thread and enjoy the onslaught of frivolity that will occur.

As other questions come to mind, search the bejesus out of them and you'll be tapping into the awesome array of info others have covered long before we even knew this board existed.

Ok, Flame on everyone.

 

[Revvy]

But even though some people have no sense of fun...can't we still play? It's been at least a couple months since someone actually didn't search and started at thread asking to do this...

Sill Wizards Making Baby Orangutans....

AND if anyone would care to learn some tips to make using search less painful I once spent 3 hours putting a primer on some tricks and tips that I figured out, to getting better results here. It's really not that difficult to make it work for you...I use it at least 50 times a day on here...usually to point people to what they coulda searched for themselves...

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/1048306-post153.html

 

[Coastarine]

Dammit, none of you understand the SWMBO game. When someone asks this you must come up with as many wacky possible answers as you can before revealing the truth. You're all doing it wrong.

edit: thank you revvy.

Suppose a Walrus Met Barrack Obama.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

I completely stand by the need of figuring these things out on your own. It is more fun that way. Like a good natured hazing. He already new what it meant in his OP, just not exactly what it stood for. With a proper amount of searching you can find out what every acronim means and where it originated. IMHO D) if you don't care enough to search for a while, you should be berated by things like "Someone Wants My Big Organ" till you have giggled yourself to death.

 

[flyangler18]

Surly Wisconsinites Masticate Burnt Offerings.

 

[Revvy]

Coastie...I really really really hope that picture had a happy ending...I'm no pilot or nothing, but I don't think "hoppy copters" are supposed to do that.


But yeah, it's part of the harmless hazing we do here...it's not like some of the other brewing boards where people chew people a new a$$hole for not searching..we may make jokes like this but it is really harmless...and a lot the OP's have thick skin, and even join in on the fun...


She Would Maybe Buy Oranges?

 

[Bopper]

So Wizards Might Be Opposed?

 

[ShortSnoutBrewing]

sometimes
we
miss
being
ostracized

Been a while since I played...and for what it's worth, when I first joined I took the SWMBO search off of HBT and straight to google. Searching doesn't have to happen just on the site.

 

[TeufelBrew]

Sultry Women Make Begging Obsolete

 

[TeufelBrew]

Singularly
Wasteful
Moment
Before....
OMG!!!!

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Finally we are off and running

Shart When Making Bowel Odor

ewwww.....

 

[Coastarine]

I wouldn't worry about that picture. Many helos can roll/loop, going inverted (transient), there's just not any reason to. None at all really. I think I saw cockpit footage of a 53 doing it, and that's a big boy.

So, Who Might Be Ontop?

 

[Revvy]

Sounds Will Make Belching Overt

 

[Coastarine]

Sewage Waste Masks Body Odor

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Wow.... I just thought of a dirty one... Parental Permission required roll over below

Sucking Will Make Boys Orgasm

 

[llazy_llama]

Shark, Whale, and Manatee Bisque with Onions

 

[spitfire]

So I guess I overreacted. Guilty as charged. I had no idea about the "hazing" techniques of the board. I will play fair next time.

Some Whiny Member Be Overreacting

 

[RedIrocZ-28]

Let me be the first to offer a friendly bit of advice. There is a HUGE storehouse of info available through the use of the SEARCH function.

The search function on this site is the worst I have ever used, ever.

EDIT: edit.

 

[shecky]

Sometimes Wistful Men Blather Obsessively

 

[Revvy]

Shecky Was Manly, now Bugger Off!

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Sometimes when maintaining bold objectivity, we forget about the advanced search option.

 

[llazy_llama]

Someone Wipe Me Before I Ooze

 

[Coastarine]

Shecky, My Whore Of Babylon!

Alright, I had to switch the letters around for that one.

 

[mmb]

Some Women Might Be Offended

about the hazings...

 

[shecky]

Shecky Weeps, Might Be Offended

 

[EddieWess]

Early on I did the serach thing. It was certainly entertaining, but I never found the answer. I too knew what it refered to just not the actual meaning. So I, for one, am glad the secret has been revealed.

So what might beer offer?

Eddie

 

[llazy_llama]

When I first came here, I was curious too.

So I went to ubandictionary.com, typed it in, and had an answer in 0.2 seconds.

 

[EddieWess]

When I first came here, I was curious too.

So I went to ubandictionary.com, typed it in, and had an answer in 0.2 seconds.

Oh I thought that was like using a dictionary in a Srabble game, you know, not polite.

 

[Revvy]

Some Widgets Make Bizarre Objects.

 

[danorocks17]

Seniors Wash Marbles Below Octagon

 

[karmabrew]

Finally we are off and running

Shart When Making Bowel Odor

ewwww.....

HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA Oh God.....I just sharted...:cross:

 

[farmbrewernw]

The trouble with searching for it at this point is that you'll probably find a thread like this.

 

[TeufelBrew]

Searching
While
Masticating?
Boorish
Oaf!

 

[Yuri_Rage]

She wears my boner out

 

[blackwaterbrewer]

Stop Wasting My Beer, Ogre!

 

[Revvy]

So Where's My Buddy Orfy????

 

[mmb]

Some Where Making Bee 'Ouses?

Yah.. it's a stretch.

 

[pizzaman]

Simple Words May Bring Orgies