Need names for Cider. Funnier the better!

[snakehipsbrodie]

Just wondering what you guys on the forum have named some of your ciders as I'm running out!
So far I have;
Cherry Popper, Goblin Piss (was a sherbet lemon and went a horrible yellow!), panty-dropper-glory, Enema-gtic Magma. Junkie Juice, the night before the morning after.
Think there's only so many puns you can have tbh!

 

[JRStraight]

For a long time there was a cider based energy drink called "Dickens Cider". By far my favorite cider name.

Anything ending in "ens" or "ins" can make for a good inuendo.

 

[EcuPirate07]

Golden Shower

 

[NothingRhymesWithCurtiss]

Mellow Yellow.

 

[JonM]

 

[Michigan_Wolfman]

I once pondered the name Flaming Dragon Piss for a hard cider recipe I was formulating but have long since lost due to a computer crash many moons ago.

 

[MindenMan]

Panty Dropper Hard Cider, that pretty much says it all. Our old school hard cider is well over 9% ABV, but goes down like like a drunken college girl. Wait, that isn't what I meant to say, okay well maybe I did. Maybe we should name it, " Hard and Easy to Swallow", oh wait, that means the same thing doesn't it.

EDIT: Drunken College Girl; I think that will be our new name...

 

[cmb4642]

Mix it with a Cream ale. Cream n Cider

 

[Mismost]

Cider Daze

 

[tmendick]

I bet you're all jealous you can't use Mendick N Cider

 

[buMbLeB]

For a long time there was a cider based energy drink called "Dickens Cider". By far my favorite cider name.

Anything ending in "ens" or "ins" can make for a good inuendo.

I came here thinking I had this idea first. I don't think I can sleep tonight.

 

[Paps]

It's from an old "Bob and Tom" skit.
Hot Dickens Cider.
7-up n cider
followed by pre-recorded laughter.
I really don't miss that radio show at all.

 

[madcowbrewing]

I have made a few over the years for the So Cal Homebrew Festival...
First one was named Cummins Cider.
That same year I made a fruit beer called Pink BEAVR (named after our club)
So we started mixing them and had Cummins Cider Pink BEAVR.
The next year I made two:
Virginity Lost, First time in Cider and a dry hopped, dry cider Hop in Cider.

 

[Parsaver]

I'm a star wars nerd so this was for a strawberry cider

 

[ericbw]

I'm a star wars nerd so this was for a strawberry cider

Definite nerd. But cool.

 

[snakehipsbrodie]

Some good suggestions, just made a skittles cider which I'm calling Skittlebraü from the Simpsons.

 

[BrewSavage]

I just bottled Take a Walk on the Wild Cider

The juice was un-pasteurized and starting fermenting before I got around to pitching yeast.

No head on it.

 

[phil74501]

Suicider...would be great for something with a lot of ABV.

 

[oldmate]

Homocider

 

[TurnipGreen]

Apple fart is what I named my first cider attempt. 'Cause that's what it tasted like young.

 

[globell]

These are great! Good read

 

[MarkKF]

My favorite was Hard 'n Cider but it was veto'd by the females.

 

[MindenMan]

Hot red snapper'n cider. A cinnamon flavored cider.

 

[Grawli]

Just wondering what you guys on the forum have named some of your ciders as I'm running out!
So far I have;
Cherry Popper, Goblin Piss (was a sherbet lemon and went a horrible yellow!), panty-dropper-glory, Enema-gtic Magma. Junkie Juice, the night before the morning after.
Think there's only so many puns you can have tbh!

 

[Grawli]

Just wondering what you guys on the forum have named some of your ciders as I'm running out!
So far I have;
Cherry Popper, Goblin Piss (was a sherbet lemon and went a horrible yellow!), panty-dropper-glory, Enema-gtic Magma. Junkie Juice, the night before the morning after.
Think there's only so many puns you can have tbh!

This is the funniest name i can think of name your latest beauty 'Putin cider'

 

[Dyke Busters]

This is always good for a few ideas for names of drinks





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