Navy vs. Marines

[Seawolf]

Do you know why Marines are on Navy ships?

Because sheep would be too obvious

Fixed it for ya!

CS1(SS) Shmuckatelli, USN

Edit: On submarines, we barely had enough space for the necessary crew, let alone extra Marines. Besides, the only good Marine is a Submarine

 

[Schlenkerla]

I was a Marine. There is some rivalry in the branch, but from my experience we took the corpsman in like they were our own. In fact I think they were looked out for by my fellow Marines.

Funny thing about them is we never knew their real first names, they always went by "Doc".

As for Marines being dumb.... I'm a mechanical engineer.

 

[menschmaschine]

we took the corpsman in like they were our own. In fact I think they were looked out for by my fellow Marines.

Yes, one had to stay on their good side because they had access to our medical records. They could easily "misplace" our vaccination log. Getting Plague vaccinations all over again would suck!