I think I just made the best beer and could get funding with it....but that would be work..
Just post a long rambling video of your kitchen tiles, in which you repeat over and over how your beer is the best beer in the world while refusing to divulge any sort of descriptive information about the actual beer whatsoever. People will literally come out of the woodwork to throw money at you to start your new microbrewery.
My contribution to homebrewing: I just helped a fellow HBT member go pro with my solid business plan advice based on tried and true methods. My customary consulting fees will be waived in the spirit of camaraderie.
My only contribution and advice to new homebrewers is don't FREAK OUT over brewing. Yes, when starting out, brewing may seem overwhelming. Do a good job planning for brew day and your brew day will go smoothly. I've panicked, got angry and yes FREAKED OUT so many times on brew day that my wife hated brewing with me; but not anymore. Now, after many brews under my belt, Ive learned to do a good job planning and anticipating problems so that I dont run around like madman on brew day. Youll learn too.
And, of course, when brew day is done, have a beer with your best friend.
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