Well, if you go by the Frank Zappa definition "
you can’t be a Real Country unless you have A BEER and an airline—it helps if you have some kind of a football team,
or some nuclear weapons,
but at the very least
you need A BEER" then I offer you :
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OK, some of those are no longer current, but in general the UK has a far more distant relationship with its Overseas Territories than France does with its equivalents, which in US terms are closer to full "states" whereas the BOTs are more like Guam or the Marshall Islands.