My wort is taking forever to chill, please entertain me

[sudbuddy]

It's been half an hour already! Hot as hell here so the chilling water is pretty warm and I'm getting bored. Tell me a story, a joke, anything!!

 

[flars]

No chill brewing. Go to bed, if it isn't to hot. Pitch your yeast in the morning.

 

[Firewalker11]

 

[brettg20]

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[sudbuddy]

WTF are those?!?! You are sick. Sick, and I like it

 

[sudbuddy]

No chill brewing. Go to bed, if it isn't to hot. Pitch your yeast in the morning.

BOOOO!!! Boring! Entertain me doggonit!

 

[Firewalker11]

 

[sudbuddy]

That is the dessert equivalent of seeing how hot dogs are made. Well done

 

[Firewalker11]

 

[Firewalker11]

 

[sudbuddy]

Excellent.... Excellent.....

 

[Firewalker11]

Last one...

 

[Firewalker11]

OK, one more...

 

[sudbuddy]

HAHAHAHAHA that last one was awesome!

 

[Michigan_Wolfman]

If you insist.........

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyCPhIjmk-s[/ame]

 

[sudbuddy]

Marvelous! That was pretty funny but I'm STILL chilling so keep em coming!

 

[hifidelity]

How did Helen Keller break her arm?






(reading road signs)

 

[Michigan_Wolfman]

Try and get this one out your head after listening to it.........

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PDJcw9oJt0[/ame]

 

[Brew_Dude41]

Damn! Now i want an ice cream sandwich!

 

[Michigan_Wolfman]

Damn! Now i want an ice cream sandwich!

Yeah...kind of mesmerizing, isn't it?

 

[sudbuddy]

Try and get this one out your head after listening to it.........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4PDJcw9oJt0

Once it hit the pause........... Derp de derp derp I was enchanted and couldnt stop laughing!! Well played senor or senorita. Well played HBT user

 

[sudbuddy]

It's finally over! Thanks for the laughs, it made me very happy. Let's keep this thread open for other folks in the same position

 

[sudbuddy]

so post your weird **** here!

 

[Qhrumphf]

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Even better was the response from a Korean news station:

 

[Qhrumphf]

If you insist.........

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pyCPhIjmk-s

You got my hopes up.

 

[Brew_Dude41]

so post your weird **** here!

Check out the "please delete" thread if you need an interesting read.

 

[sudbuddy]

Check out the "please delete" thread if you need an interesting read.

You guys are all the same. I just wanted some wholesome non-goatf&cking fun yet here you are

AND I FREAKING LOVE IT!!

 

[TrustyOlJohnson]

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[Michigan_Wolfman]

In response to the previous post......

 

[slym2none]

A magician had a summer's worth of bookings on a cruise line - good money, everything paid for, a dream job. Every night, the captain comes to the magician's show, and the captain wears a live parrot on his shoulder everywhere he goes. After about the 6th or 7th show, the parrot starts figuring out the magician's act, and starts squawking out in the middle of the show "RAWWWK! The card's in his other hand!" and "RAWWWK! He slipped it in his pocket!", things like that. That magician gets flustered, but goes on resolutely, night after night.

On the last week of the magician's tour on the cruise ship, in the middle of the night, the ship hits an iceburg and sinks. The magician wakes up in a daze, hanging on to a piece of wreckage floating in the water. There is no one else around, except for the captain's parrot sitting on the other end of the floating wreckage. For the first hour afterwards, the two of them just stare at each other, all mad. Finally, the parrot breaks the silence, looks at the magician, and speaks:

"RAWWWK! OK, I give... what'd you do with the boat?"

 

[sudbuddy]

catching up on this thread made my morning. I hope it will help some other bored homebrewer in the future

 

[NewJersey]

Get a prechiller