My finger is super stinky

[Cape Brewing]

Just spray some febreeze on it. That will also help with the spying, because a spy who smells like rotting flesh is going to attract unneeded attention ...

BINGO....

that's the kinda input I'm lookin' for.

Totally doin' that.

 

[bob1852]

Salt and lemon juice will make pain, if any, go away.

 

[DrewBrew08]

I call BS. Pictures or it didnt happen .

 

[BrotherGrim]

Smelling dead already will keep the zombies from attacking! Don't clean it up, you will regret it!!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I call BS. Pictures or it didnt happen .

It's kinda shriveled a little but see??? It's not all gangrene.. much.

 

[Cape Brewing]

haha... looks like a toenail!

 

[Mongrel]

Just tear it off.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Just tear it off.

I can't... it's a really thick piece of skin... every time I move it (cause I keep fuggin with it) it starts bleeding again.

I'm ain't ripping it off.

Besides, I like the cock-eyed finger-print idea if it actually heals over somehow.

 

[jeepinjeepin]

Scissors. Nail clippers. Single edged razor. Pick one.

 

[HoppyDaze]

Best cure for a stinky finger is to soak it in cider. Or is that the number one cause... I can never keep these things straight.

No, the number one cause of stinky finger is going to bed with an itchy butt. Everybody knows that!

 

[Cape Brewing]

I have already taken scissors to an edge of it but am going to give it another day or two before I do any more trimming. It's freakin' ATTACHED now. I'm not gonna have the things start gushin' blood all over again.

The smell kinda threw me. Wasn't expectin that.

 

[bob1852]

Scissors. Nail clippers. Single edged razor. Pick one.

You forgot one.......................
































Ghetto garbage disposal apple crusher.

 

[Faub007]

I am so glad I ran across this thread.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ghetto garbage disposal apple crusher.

Bitch please. That thing is tremendous.

Once again, your jealousy has corrupted your posts.

 

[bob1852]

Bitch please. That thing is tremendous.

I know. It can make deli thin slices out of anything - meat, apples, middle fingers....

 

[Zuljin]

Can we call you stumpy? Better soak that sucker in monkey blood

The cure all Monkey blood!

So you are using a solely purposed, clean garbage disposal as a juicer? Sweet!

I was hoping so.

 

[Cape Brewing]

The cure all Monkey blood!

Isn't that what started the Aids?

 

[DrewBrew08]

Nothin like drinking and getting battle wounds. About 2 months ago I decided it was a good idea to make deviled eggs at 11pm. Good ole slash to the knuckle!

 

[Bithead]

You need some super glue on that thing to hold it in place till it heals.

 

[porcupine73]

In all seriousness you could slather some good quality coconut oil on it, I've found that does actually help with healing, and coconut oil is slightly antimicrobial. Also I have not had occassion to try it, but supposedly applying yarrow to a wound makes it clot pretty quickly (plus if you eat some before drinking it DOES magnify the effects).

 

[dataz722]

It's kinda shriveled a little but see??? It's not all gangrene.. much.

That's all? That's what your bitchin about? I thought it was the tip of the finger, not just a bit of skin. Shoulda just ripped the damn thing off to begin with.

 

[porcupine73]

I sympathize man, finger tips are some of the most sensitive parts of the body. At work our safety instructor told us to never feel to see if a door is hot in a fire situation using the finger tips, because they will PEEL RIGHT OFF! and That HURTS!. He said to always touch just briefly with the back of the hand. Now of course he said nothing about inserting fingers into a garbage disposal, food processor or snow blower but that's just the way he is. If it hurts too much just check out kratom, it goes well in hand with not wanting any Dr. bills.

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's all? That's what your bitchin about? I thought it was the tip of the finger, not just a bit of skin. Shoulda just ripped the damn thing off to begin with.

When did I say it was the tip?? And what bitching am I doin'??? And when did I say it even hurt??

All I said was that it smells bad.

You and Az have selective hearing.

 

[bob1852]

What?

 

[dataz722]

When did I say it was the tip?? And what bitching am I doin'??? And when did I say it even hurt??

All I said was that it smells bad.

You and Az have selective hearing.

No, we just know you well enough to only pay attention to a tiny fraction of what you say.

 

[Cape Brewing]

Ridiculous.

 

[Zuljin]

Let a dog lick it. Something will happen.

 

[Cape Brewing]

No

 

[edds5p0]

You need some super glue on that thing to hold it in place till it heals.

Super glue is great! It has helped me heal from multiple lacerations with minimal scarring. My knuckles were skinned off at a factory that I worked at, and it was the only thing I found that could protect them while they healed. It burns something fierce when you put on though.

 

[Goofynewfie]

Put some honey on it