My cornhole itches

[enohcs]

And I'm standing on the train so I can't go at it. So I thought I'd share here. I'm damn near in tears.

 

[Golddiggie]

If you got a buzz on, then just take care of that mother... Sometimes a nice healthy methane release takes care of the itch too. Just don't push the envelop too far... Unless the train has a bathroom that you can visit, and molest...

 

[tdogg]

you need a coat hanger.

 

[Golddiggie]

you need a coat hanger.

Micro-planer?

 

[Ace_Club]

I find if you eat enough doritos and then drop a deuce, the sharp edges itch the hole for you on the way out.

 

[Golddiggie]

I find if you eat enough doritos and then drop a deuce, the sharp edges itch the hole for you on the way out.

LMAO!!!

Eat more corn for your cornhole... It might be getting lonely...

Of course, if you really dig into it (with your hand) just make sure you shake hands with someone you don't really like very shortly after (before washing your hand of course)... :rockin:

 

[enohcs]

I find if you eat enough doritos and then drop a deuce, the sharp edges itch the hole for you on the way out.

That doesn't help me on the train.
I ended up digging in during the chaos of the door opening and crowds of people coming and going. Sweet relief.

 

[Ace_Club]

That doesn't help me on the train.
I ended up digging in during the chaos of the door opening and crowds of people coming and going. Sweet relief.

Just don't go in for the finger sniff. Major faux pas.

 

[emjay]

Just don't go in for the finger sniff. Major faux pas.

But that's the best part...

 

[Golddiggie]

Just don't go in for the finger sniff. Major faux pas.

Rub it onto someone else...

 

[jonmohno]

Your in need of a friend, my friend. A friend that will laugh at you until you forget all about your skuttlebutt.

 

[Revvy]

Dammit now mine does too. It's kinda like a yawn thing isn't it? Mass induced contagion of butt itch.

 

[kapbrew13]

Don't touch your eyes or you'll get pink eye.

 

[enohcs]

Don't touch your eyes or you'll get pink eye.

Don't you mean brown eye?

 

[Golddiggie]

Don't touch your eyes or you'll get pink eye.

You sure it's not 'brown eye' from that??

 

[kapbrew13]

Hey!! I got brown eyes and I'm pretty sure I washed my hands. LOL

 

[jonmohno]

It should be called Brown-eyes.Or rubbing your poopy hands on your eyes-eyes.Pink just makes it sound real scientific and all professionally like. ha

 

[Golddiggie]

Hey!! I got brown eyes and I'm pretty sure I washed my hands. LOL

That's usually a sign that you're just full of sheit...

 

[kapbrew13]

Pink? How does brown turn to pink. Confused? ????

 

[Golddiggie]

Pink? How does brown turn to pink. Confused? ????

Infection + puss = pink

 

[emjay]

Well actually, it inflames the conjunctiva making the eye look pink or even red.

 

[kapbrew13]

Infection + puss = pink

OMG!! I need to drink heavily to get rid of bad images. Starting now.

 

[Bigeb]

Next time wipe better

 

[android]

Next time wipe better

LOL...

my brother and I refer to this as IBS. Itchy Butt Syndrome

 

[rustbucket]

LOL...

my brother and I refer to this as IBS. Itchy Butt Syndrome

hahahaha, i do the same thing!

 

[RustyMusket]

I find if you eat enough doritos and then drop a deuce, the sharp edges itch the hole for you on the way out.

I think sunflower seeds would work better, Doc says to do that often, it cleans your pipes out really good

 

[IXVolt]

I think sunflower seeds would work better, Doc says to do that often, it cleans your pipes out really good

The Jalapeno flavored sunflower seeds have a nice medicinal numbing effect too.

 

[Clann]

Man, I don't care where I'm at I'm going to get up in there and scratch that bad boy

 

[gregger]

Wait... Did I just... YUP... I've sunk to an all new low. I clicked on a thread on HBT to read about a fella and is itchy butt.

 

[rustbucket]

eat the whole peanut shell, and they work real well for itching that mother! unless im in class or there is a hot girl around, i just go to town to get rid of that itch.

 

[Ace_Club]

How is this thread still alive?

 

[TheZymurgist]

Holy crap, I just busted out laughing reading this. The SWMBO isn't too happy, however, apparently it's during a heavy part of Twilight.

 

[Ace_Club]

Holy crap, I just busted out laughing reading this. The SWMBO isn't too happy, however, apparently it's during a heavy part of Twilight.

Edward gets his cornhole scratched in an entirely different way.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[burninmules]

Holy crap, I just busted out laughing reading this. The SWMBO isn't too happy, however, apparently it's during a heavy part of Twilight.

"Heavy part of Twilight"
That cracks me up!

 

[rustbucket]

hey, thats another good itcher... the dvd/case of twilight!

 

[enohcs]

How is this thread still alive?

Never underestimate the public interest that surrounds a man and his itchy arse

 

[jonmohno]

We all got sucked in to his itchy ass, now what?

 

[kpr121]

We all got sucked in to his itchy ass, now what?

Everyone scratch at once!

 

[jonmohno]

A toast to the itchy ass, we all have at one time or another.RAise them up scratch and drink!

 

[Tbone66]

You should have used this opportunity to stink palm the first ****** bag you see on the train. That would have been awesome.

Ryan